You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

[Hikari10]

Banned cos Pikachu is suffering electrical problems again.

[Cosmotone8]

Banned! because my Treecko just evolved into Grovyle and figured out a way into the PMD world. But I swear, this sounds really familiar. Oh, whatever. *step into portal, gets seperated and ends up with amnesia on a beach*
Me: W-w-here am I?
Pokemon: Oh good, your awake. I was beginning to get worried there.
Me: Wait, how can you talk? You're a Pokemon.
Pokemon: Well so are you.
Me: *shocked*

[Hikari10]

Banned cos I knocked out a Roselia that I was trying to catch.

FUUUUUUUUU CRITICAL HITS...

[Cosmotone8]

Banned because it was just Roselia and not some legendary. Done that multiple times and it stinks.
Me: *Freaking out*
Pokemon: You're strange. Are you messing with me or something?

[Hikari10]

Banned cos Quagsire is supposed to be bulky, mine was more of a glass cannon. She could not withstand Crasher Wake's Floatzel, even with Water Absorb.

[Cosmotone8]

Banned for referencing competitive battling.
Me: No, I'm not messing with you! This is real! I used to be a human!
Pokemon: Uhh... Okay.

[Hikari10]

Banned cos I found a shiny Poke Ball! A 8,192 chance you can find one.

[AdrianD]

Banned for having a Shiny Master ball and failing to catch a Caterpie

[darkpokeball]

BANNED! because Chainsaw Meowth found the portal taht was opened by Grovlye.
DARKPOKEBALL: Aight, let's go catch Dialga and Palkia!
*jumps in, lands on Cosmotone8*

DARKPOKEBALL: Oh heck! I landed on a pokemon!
???: Um...you are a pokemon.
DARKPOKEBALL: No I am not! I'm a human!
???: Great, now two pokemon claiming to be humans. Can this day become any weirder?

[Nineray]

"Day: Oh pokemon Is that a challenge?"
Banned for trying to kidnap Cyndaquil.
Jumps through portal and lands on everyone but Cyndaquil
Nineray:Cyndaquil are you ok?
Cyndaquil:Two things one yes two call me Cynda.
Nineray:Alright hmm looks like im a Victini interesting
Hey look four other pokemon why are they saying their Humans? Oh well. To the guild!

[Hikari10]

Banned cos Jigglypuff's answer is no:

[kokotko]

Now you're banned because Jigglypuff would never say no to anything when standing on things resembling a podium...it would sing you to sleep right away :D

[Nineray]

Banned cause pokemon logic (even though hes in the dragon egg group)

[Cosmotone8]

Banned because Pokemon logic is awesome.

*Darkpokeball, Cosmo and Cynda all appear at guild*
Me : Wait, where's Nineray?
Darkpokeball: Oh he got lost and apparently mugged by some random Zubat and Koffing or something.
Me: Oh, okay. So this is the guild, eh?
Cynda: Yep. Now we need to form our exploration team.
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I don't think anyone mentioned which Pokemon they were. :/

[Nineray]

Banned cause i used Psyshock and took them out. Then I was joined by a Glaceon who wanted to join my drifting exploration team
Me: I wonder where Cynda. That Piplup Chimchar Meowth with a chainsaw(I can't put my tounge on it but i think ive seen him somewhere before. ) Chicorita and Pikachu went (You guys have fun deciding who you are)
Glaceon: Who cares lets go explore some dungeons!

[kokotko]

Banned, cause you don't state which Pokemon you are. A psychic??
I am a Pikachu, of course.
Me: Look, I'm here! You blind or something? Not noticing a yellow colour...what kind of explorers are you, guys??
Count me in. I'm eager to explore the dungeons.

[Nineray]

Banned cause Me and Glacier got you a present.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6130932

[kokotko]

Banned cause I don't understand your present! An almost blank website??
Me: What makes you behave like this? You have a quest to accomplish and Glaceon won't wait forever either. Let's go!!
Glaceon: So true, don't mind the present, we really need to go...

[Nineray]

Banned cause we're off to the Amp Plains. Ready guys?

[kokotko]

Banned, because I accept your proposal.

[LinooneFriend]

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[Nineray]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6131774 (Note try opening in new window)
In case the link doesn't work again
Banned cause for some reason i never lose when i'm Victini. Maybe it has something to do with the name Victory.

Glacier; Only if we had Pokedex's
Me: Wait i think i still have mine from when i was a Human. Hmmm looks like it doesnt work here...

[Hikari10]

Banned cos some Oshawottz have turned against you.

[Nineray]

Banned cause oshawotts have altered the dictionaries out of jealousy.

[Hikari10]

Banned cos we all know how weird male Gardevoirs are.