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Romance Hero
November 21st, 2007, 6:49 PM
You are dieing and have enough breath for one sentence, what do you say?

someone said to me, "please take your hands off my neck." xD

November 21st, 2007, 6:55 PM
I would say "OBJECTION!"

I would say "Just get it over with" or I probaly won't say anything at all.

Offtopic: Lol Seven Eleven posts.

Virtual Chatot
November 21st, 2007, 7:02 PM

Completely random, but it would haunt my murder into killing themselves

November 21st, 2007, 7:08 PM
I would chant a magical spell to bring me back to life, XD.

If that's impossible, I'll go with "Wait! I'm pregnant!" That would stop most people, methinks. Though I'm a guy....XD

Shiny Umbreon
November 21st, 2007, 7:57 PM
It depends on the kind of death, but why should I want to look 'cool' by saying intelligent stuff before dying? It should not affect other people's opinion about me. Those who do think it affects, though, are totally wrong.

Spaekle Oddberry
November 21st, 2007, 8:05 PM
"Et tu, Brute? Then fall Caesar!"
"My queen... my wife... my love!"
"I will never be a memory!"

Eh, I dunno, probably something random. Maybe not anything at all. Or maybe just a bunch of swearing if my death is especially painful.

Edit: Oh! Oh! "Stay gold, Ponyboy! Stay Gold!"

November 21st, 2007, 8:40 PM
i would say " well, i guess this is it. goodbye kids....." as a paradoy of big bird about to be blown up on a paraody of mad tv sesame street when he caught the bird flu.

Hey, thats 2 sentences! ahh, who cares?

November 21st, 2007, 9:07 PM
"The key is in my drawer, second cabinet--the password is 8x3585Jhs735Sfw; remember, the dragon is weak to water."


Gary, the Magic Fairy
November 21st, 2007, 9:19 PM
"Oh my god, they killed Kenji!"

xD [/horriblesouthparkjoke]

November 21st, 2007, 9:21 PM
Something about the person there. Eather that or something about Waffles or Avatar. Ya that sounds more likely.

`May all your waffles be golden and filled to the thop with Syrup``

November 21st, 2007, 9:31 PM
I'd just say something completely random like: "And now... I die...." or try and bring myself back to life.

November 21st, 2007, 9:56 PM
probably something like "AW CRAP...shouldn't have done THAT I guess..."

Man of Faith
November 21st, 2007, 10:03 PM
I would probably say, " Now you'll never get the antidote..." D:

Yeah... I'm not giving up the antidote... The disease doesn't spread until I die... >.<

November 21st, 2007, 10:58 PM
"Do you wanna kill me? 'cause I'm under the age limit, sorry" that was if I was with the killer though, if I was with a friend, I'd be like "lawlwhut? You're letting me die? Pfft... kthxbai".

I wouldn't really say any of that, but it's good to imagine I would. XD

November 21st, 2007, 11:49 PM
"Freeeeedoooom!!!!!" </badmoviequote>

Or something pretty random like that because my brain would be dying and I would not be thinking straight... I can imagine my death will probably be undignified like that.

Happy Dude
November 22nd, 2007, 1:40 AM
Why I could not think of anything cooler to say than.

"I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licenseplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air"

Either that Or

November 22nd, 2007, 5:22 AM
"Don't worry, I've just told Chuck Norris about my problem and he fully backs me!"
"Tell work I won't be there in the morning "
"All my wealth has been hidden away in the..." *dies*


November 22nd, 2007, 6:25 AM
Probably something along the lines of this... "DAMMIT! WHY DO I HAVE A SUDDEN WILL TO LIVE NOW?"

November 22nd, 2007, 6:34 AM
I wouldn't say anything to tell you the truth.

~ Azonic

November 22nd, 2007, 7:01 AM
"My bank account code...it's...it's..." *croaks*

November 22nd, 2007, 7:34 AM
"Will I go to hell?, oops shouldn't have done those sins"
"I love you"

November 22nd, 2007, 7:57 AM
I would say... "Never tickle a sleeping dragon..."


~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~
November 23rd, 2007, 7:48 AM
I would say
"cherish my words to my grave"

I dont know mad random


Romance Hero
November 23rd, 2007, 2:33 PM
Right now, I'm thinking, "Poke my belly and money will come out..." x.x

November 23rd, 2007, 2:46 PM
Mine would be something incredibly badass, like humming the power rangers theme for one final time before I go ;_;

..Actually no, in reality, it would probably just me screaming out in pain, cussing out whoever was near me at the time before I died xD

November 23rd, 2007, 2:52 PM
"This totally sucks"

Or... I'd cry XD
I'm being extremely open about that XD;

Maria Santos
November 23rd, 2007, 3:03 PM
Well, my last words would be...


November 24th, 2007, 12:45 AM
"Relax guys, I know how to drive a car at the age of 14.."


"..And with a simple magnifying glass, you can start a fire.."

zel 2.0
November 24th, 2007, 5:14 PM
My final words would be just "goodbye, X" (X is the person(s) around me at my last moment), and if I'm alone (most likely), then I'd just say "goodbye, everyone"

Meh, I'm quite simple... -_-

November 24th, 2007, 6:18 PM
"How do I always get into these situations?"

I've said that quite a lot with all my near-death experiences...

December 2nd, 2007, 9:00 PM
Pollllll of the [two] week[s]! :D

(Note to self: remind Cowrie to make a sticky-ing Furret icon.)

Romance Hero
December 2nd, 2007, 9:11 PM
:O potw~ whoooo~


Right now.. I'm saying "Avenge me~ my son" *dies*

Damn, I suck at shakespeare quotes.

December 2nd, 2007, 9:11 PM
Well, If it's from the cause of poison I would say:
'I'll never drink medicine ever again'

From Old Age Death:
'Stupid Old People'

Lastly, from attack of the were-rabbit:

Or just plain old:
"I shall return."

December 2nd, 2007, 9:16 PM
"I hope that's not a truck on the other side of the tunnel".

Not, but most likely I will curse, cry, and soil myself.

December 2nd, 2007, 9:23 PM
I would probably try to say or do something epic. Like what, you ask? I'd have to be in the moment to tell you ;)

December 2nd, 2007, 10:03 PM
"I'm not dying, I'm just tired."

And.. Some other things that I have in mind, but alas for it has profanity. :x

December 3rd, 2007, 11:24 AM
If I were dying, I'd probably be too busy crying to say anything, to be honest. XD;; I'm a tad afraid of death, even though I really shouldn't be...

If I had to say something, it'd be something super ultra lame like "goodbye" :D

December 3rd, 2007, 3:34 PM
I'd say either;

"Postapocalyptic, enrapture, schizphrenia, and oceanlessmanokosu."


"Seether's right, 'No Jesus Christ' :

Something lame like that.

December 3rd, 2007, 4:51 PM
Why I could not think of anything cooler to say than.

"I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licenseplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air"

hahahhaha you win. That is seriously the best possible thing to say with your dying breath xD

December 3rd, 2007, 7:30 PM
"Okay, so this is what it's like to die."

Gerri Shin
December 3rd, 2007, 7:49 PM
Dying is but the start of the Universes greatest Adventures. Farewell......

Romance Hero
December 3rd, 2007, 9:41 PM
by the way, it's not illegal to change your mind to say something else xD

"I'll kill you in the next lifetime, you traitor!"

December 4th, 2007, 4:43 AM
Either that Or



I would probably say something along the lines of...

"My brothers and sisters, please, don't ever forget....tha-....that...I still want that Shiny Feebas. Catch it for me and put it on my tomb so that I can evolve it into a Milotic. Thank you." :P :D

December 4th, 2007, 7:55 AM
Hmm....If I was dieing what will be my final words? That is a good question. What will I say?

If OJ was involve I would say something like this, "Stop killing me!" Something I got from Late Night reruns. haha

If it was something else....Well....I say this, "Well guys. It looks like I going to die. Later." haha

December 5th, 2007, 2:35 AM
"Oh damn" if it's an accidental death or "I told you I was ill."

December 5th, 2007, 4:16 PM
Probably "You know I'm gonna haunt you, right?"

December 5th, 2007, 4:51 PM
i would say "Humuhumunukunukuapua'a rock, you suck" or somthing like that