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October 13th, 2003, 2:56 PM
there was a thread like this in old pc, so i'm bringing it back. anyways, post your favorite anime quotes. here are a few.

Seto: Joey was saved by dumb luck again, and I emphasize dumb, but what about Marik's Egyptian god card?

Joey: (when Marik transforms into Yami Marik) I'd file this under the category of 'not good'.

Digimon 02
T.K.'s mom: (to T.K.) I'm sorry that I can't drive you to school on your first day, but I have to write this article on the historical significance of toilet paper before the deadline.

(when Tai, Davis, T.K., and Kari come back from Digiworld)
Izzy: Get off! You're crushing my brownies!

and last but not least...
Dexter: Rattata, the mouse Pokmon. It lives in forests and eats nuts and berries.
Ash: But whats it doing out here in an open field?
Dexter: Sometimes they will run into open fields to steal food from stupid travelers.
Ash: Does that mean I'm stupid?
Pikachu: Pikaaa Pikaaa!!!

Ash (hesitating): My name is, uh, ketchup.
Woman: Ketchup?
Ash: Actually, my real name is Tom Ato.
(Misty falls)
Misty: Well then, my name, my name is Ann Chovy.
(nudges Brock)
Brock: (folds arms) Oh, my name is Caesar Salad.

October 14th, 2003, 6:17 AM
"There are three things that I hate... kids, animals, and women with attitudes. So tell me, why are all three of them neatly gathered on our ship?!" - Spike

"Hmmmmm... I think I'll name you... MPU!" - Edward
"MPU?" - Satellite
"It's kinda like CPU, but much cooler!" - Edward

"Lesson, Lesson... If you see a stranger, follow him!" - Edward

"Hackers are boring, and chasing them is even more boring." - Spike

"Don't you wanna hang out and waste your life with us?" - Spike

Azumanga Daioh
(This is kind of a long scene rather then quote but it's funny.)
"Screw men! It's fine to be alone." - Kurosawa-sensei (Drunk)
"Crap, she's drowning in sake." - Yukari-sensei
"Well, this'll be interesting." - Tomo
"You think so?" - Kagura
"Is she ok?" - Osaka
"I wonder" - Chiyo
"Shut up! I'm an adult! - Kurosawa-sensei (Drunk)
"Sensei!" - Tomo
"What, Tomo!?" - Kurosawa (Drunk)
"Is the relation between adult men and women as ero-ero as I think?" - Tomo
"Yup, it's ero-ero." - Kurosawa-sensei (Drunk)
"Oh, for example?" - Tomo
"For example..." - Kurosawa-sensei (Drunk)
--Everyone listens to her talk--
"Eh? Um... what does that mean?" - Chiyo
"Shh, be quiet and listen. You'll understand when you're older." - Osaka
--Morning comes--
"Ahhh, my head hurts...but why...? Sakaki-san, good morning!" - Kurosawa-sensei
*Sakaki blushes and goes away*
"Ah, good morning. Are you all right?" - Chiyo
"A-Am I all right?" - Kurosawa-sensei
"Oh, Sensei I have a question." - Chiyo
"What?" - Kurosawa-sensei
*Kurosawa listens to Chiyo talk*
"What does that mean?" - Chiyo
"Chiyo-chan!! Where did you learn that?!" - Kurosawa-sensei
"From you." - Yukari-sensei
"Kurosawa-sensei, good morning!" - Kagura, Osaka, Tomo & Yumi
"You did well last night." - Yumi
"It was extremely educational." - Tomo
"Sensei, I have a lot of respect for you." - Osaka
"Thank you very much!" - Kagura
"What are you talking about? Hey! Hey, what did I do? Please tell me!!!" - Kurosawa-sensei

October 14th, 2003, 1:55 PM

Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons. - Vicious

That's all I can remember, lol. Oh except my favourite Saiyu sen ijko yo! - Onegai Teacher. ~.~

October 15th, 2003, 3:41 PM
Yugi:Uh, Joey I don't think it's a good idea to cook candy bars.
Joey: I know what I'm doing <says in his "I'm positive kind" of tone>

John Denver
October 16th, 2003, 10:02 AM
"I dropped my balls"
~Juggler, RBY Pokemon

BOO ya!

October 16th, 2003, 12:29 PM
rofl, Dakota. XD I remember that.

Love Hina
"It's a whole flock of Keitaro!" ~ Suu, Spring Special

October 16th, 2003, 4:42 PM
Itchero(01):like i say leave humans to their own problems
Jero(Kikaider):but we cant just leave them here
Itchero(01):oh,look thats what im doing-Kikaider

John Denver
October 17th, 2003, 7:31 AM
"I don't think it's a girl thing, I think it's just a Misty thing."
~Brock, Pokemon

BOO ya!

October 17th, 2003, 11:11 AM
Spike Spiegel: I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive.

Spike Spiegel: Hey, Jet, did you know that there are three things that I hate?
Jet Black: Whatever...
Spike Spiegel: Kids... animals... and women with an attitude.
Jet Black: Oh?
Spike Spiegel: Then tell me, Jet, why in the h3ll do we have all three of these things conveniently packed onto this ship?

John Denver
October 20th, 2003, 7:30 AM
"You take too long to take a $hit!"
~Spyke, Cowboy Bebop Movie

BOO ya!

October 20th, 2003, 7:19 PM

Princess: Please don't leave me, Miroku! I'm so scared!
Miroku: You're scary enough yourself
Princess: That's so meeeeeean

Lol, I think that one's funny. >_>;

October 28th, 2003, 2:00 PM
I have a TON of Pokemon quotes...somewhere...that I'll post later...probably in one of the Pokemon forums.

Sailor Moon
"She is a looker...when she's not falling down." --Darien, on Serena
"Sailor Moon! Believe you have the power!" --The Moonlight Knight

(singing)"Stage fright go away, this is my big day, this is my chance to be a star..." --Minmei

November 7th, 2003, 5:48 AM
Annoucers never get to have ANY fun...--Narrator, Pokemon.

"You are looking pretty buff."
"Thanks. Thats a compliment, right?"--Matt and Gabumon, Digimon.

"Stop fighting, you guys, or I won't share my hospital food."--Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh

"What about me?"
"You can have the Jell-o."--Tristan and Joey, Yu-Gi-Oh

November 8th, 2003, 2:56 PM
Oh boy... I have quite the list...

Rurouni Kenshin:

Younger Soujiro: ...oh! So that means you're a good person? ^^;;
Shishio: ...no, kid. I'm actually an evil person.
Younger Soujiro: ._. *runs behind a barrel of rice*

Megumi: Where did you go, Kenshin?
Kenshin: ...oro? I went to visit the grave of someone I once knew.
Kaoru: Kenshin... did you just go, "Oro?"
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: There it is again!
Kenshin: ...oro? ^^;;;

Kaoru: Kaoru, you're so stupid, stupid, stupid!

Sanosuke: If you finish him off right now, nobody would think it's unfair! ><
Kenshin: Hey, that makes you sound like Saitou. ^_^
*picture of Saitou flashes onscreen*
Sanosuke: WHAT'D YOU SAY?! >=O

Kenshin: *dazed* Hello, my name is Sanosuke, that it is...

Kaoru: *hic* *hic*
Kenshin: Miss... Kaoru??
Kenshin: *nervous* Yes, yes, you do? ^^;;;
Kaoru: YEAH! *crying* I'm a worthless woman who doesn't even know how to pour sake! *hic* I can't cook well, and I'm not even pretty! *hic* I'm just a loser with no talent except swordsmanship! *hic* ;_;
Kenshin: You shouldn't put yourself down like that, Miss Kaoru, that you shouldn't..
Kaoru: But you know... but you know... there is one thing that I'm good at, and I won't let anyone beat me.. and that's...
Megumi: And that's...
Kaoru: And that's... AHAHAHA! Oh, no, I'm too embarrassed to tell you in front of all these people... AHAHAHAHA!
Megumi: Great. Now she gets giddy.
Kaoru: Oh, my, oh my, oh my.. whatever should I do... maybe I should just come out and say it... ^_^
Sanosuke: I say go for it, missy! We're supposed to be letting loose today, so go ahead and say it! =D
Kenshin: Sano, get me off the hook here...

Misao: *making faces to match Kenshin's facial expressions* You're the strong but silent type - when you're got your eyes all scrunched up like this, but then you look scary and hard to approach! You're kind of intimidating! I guess I prefer it when you slack off and go, "Nuuuuuuh!" a lot more. Yeah! That's kind of how you're really like!

Saitou: *pictures a chart comparing Megumi to a fox, Kaoru to a racoon, and Misao to a weasel* She looks like a weasel.
Misao: *grr...* THAT'S IT! I'LL KILL YA! >=O
Kenshin: Now, Misao... getting upset over everything never helps!

Houji: *describing Kenshin's strongest attack* As for the details... they... huh? oO;;
Soujiro: Hm?
Houji: ...none of it could be seen at all! =O
Soujiro: Hahahahaha! It figures! >D
Houji: *rips up telegraph* That stupid witch! She's useless!! ><

Megumi: I still think there's something slightly disturbing about Sanosuke treating us... maybe the money was made under less than legal circumstances..? Well, I don't wish to be an accomplice in crime.
Sanosuke: Hmmph. That charmingly demented attitude of yours won't go away, will it?
Megumi: The same could be said for you.
Yahiko: It looks like you two are exactly the same. Megumi and Sanosuke! Woo, what a hot couple! Ain't love sweet? Hahahaha! >D
*Megumi and Sanosuke hit Yahiko on the head*


Joey: Hey, you're that freaky fish guy.
Mako: I am NOT a freaky fish guy! ><

Yu Yu Hakusho:

Jin: I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you take the prize! The heck was that?! You don't make bombs go boom in your face!

Yusuke: Oh, we're just watching fuzz!
Botan: Yeah, yeah! Uh... fuzz! We find it... relaxing.
Shizuru: Oh, yeah, and I just imagined that toddler giving you orders?


Diglett Thief: We're the band of Diglett thieves known as The Band of Diglett Thieves!

Ash: It's following Pikachu around, almost like it's a streaker or something.. =\
Misty: *sweatdrop*
Brock: Ash, you mean a stalker! =O

Nastina: *a bunch of men appear behind Nastina* Isn't Nastina generous?

*Both Jessie and James have crashed into a tree while reciting their motto*
Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the lead of spite.. @_@
James: Surrender now, or.. surrender now, or... surrender now. x_x;
Meowth: Meowth!! Say the motto right!

...holy crap, that's a lot of quotes oO

November 14th, 2003, 3:29 PM
Lol, those are cute. ^_^;


Gary Oak: Hahahahaha! I've never seen anything so pathetic!
Misty: Have you tried a mirror?!

(After Pikachu twirls around and says 'Pikachu' for some of his food, while Ash watches in disgust)

November 14th, 2003, 6:11 PM
Yami: Marik, you'll never have the power of the Pharaoh!
Yugi: You tell 'im, Yami!
Yami: I just did.
It wasn't exactly that, but you get the idea. XD Yami takes everything literally. It's funny.

"Present day humans are so fun to scare, don't you think?" ~Yami Bakura

"Moky" ~Kaiba
Eheheheeeeee... Moky. I hate that. XD!

I think that's it. o_O Dubs have funny lines. I also like the briefcase one, but I'm too lazy to remember it.

November 16th, 2003, 5:24 PM
i think the briefcase one is when kaiba says "it's IN the briefcase, you moron!" to joey.

Meowth: Hey, did you hear about the low-fat Pokemon? Caterpie!
(everyone stares blankly at him)
James (angrily): Butterfree not Caterpie!
Meowth: Butterfree, Caterpie, whats the difference?

Brock: Rejected by the only girl I ever loved!
Ash: (sweatdrop) Uhh...that's OK, Brock, you'll find plenty of other girls to reject you!

Ash: (about Prima/Lorelei) Hey, I know what shes doing shes using perverse psychology on me!

Brock: I never forget the face of a pretty girl! This book helps me remember their names.

Brock: "Please tell me your name so that I may emblazen it upon my heart."
Wilhamina: "My name is Wilhamina, Brock."
Brock: "Did you hear that, Ash? Her last name is the same as my first name!"

Brock: Its clear that since fate has brought us together again we must have been meant to be!
Misty: Sorry, fate wants you to stand over here.

Brock: (looking through window) That girl's more beautiful than anything I've ever seen!
Ash: I don't see any pretty girls in there...
Misty: Just look behind you.
Ash: (narrow eyes) C'mon Misty, only one of us can hallucinate at a time.

John Denver
November 30th, 2003, 7:37 PM
~Vash, after having to leave the side of a hot girl

BOO ya!

November 30th, 2003, 7:55 PM

If you aren't remembered, then you never existed.
Arisu (Serial Experiments Lain)

Close the world, txEn eht nepO
Serial Experiments Lain


Brock: I think he just evolved into a Primeape...

"Sometimes his brain goes out to lunch.." ~Misty

"Telekinesis is okay, but I've got my own secret method of bending spoons." ~Ash

"I will now performe for your enjoyment, my impression of an injured Kangaskahn!" ~Jessie

November 30th, 2003, 7:58 PM
Who ever smelt it, delt it!~Ash

Coach:and where do u think ur going?
Tiaya:oh..ummm,i have to go home cause....my cat is sick!
Coach:hmmm.....oh really?.....*starts crying*Go save that little kitty!!!

(i dont think that was exactly right)

Hikaru's Twin
December 1st, 2003, 5:13 AM
Mary: Ash can you tell us a little about yourself?
Ash: (Nevous and excited) Yes! My name is Pallet Town and i'm from Ketchum!
Mary: (smiles kindly) I think you have that a little backwards, Ash
Ash: (glances down at Pikachu) No! This is Ash and i'm Pikachu!
Prof Oak: Television couldn't kill Radio, but maybe Ash will..

Taken from the Episode "Air Time"

John Denver
December 6th, 2003, 6:38 PM
"Can I get a what what?"
~Adam Sessler

Okay, so it's not an anime, they do a lot of anime things...bah

BOO ya!

December 19th, 2003, 3:01 PM
Sonic X
(Sonic jumps on top of a police racecar)
Driver: "This id dangerous! What if kids do this?"
Sonic: "Kids, don't use formula one racecars to chase hedgeogs."

Police Officer: "There is no way he can get around, under, or through this."
(Sonic jumps way over blockade)
Police Officer: "Well he didn't get around, under, or through...." ^^'''

Tails: "This is the all-purpose X-Cyclone!"
Chris: "Then start digging!"
Tails: "Uhh It can't dig..." ^^'''

Shaman King
Morty: "What are you doing?"
Yoh: "I'm exercising to beat this heat."
Morty: "Yep, getting heat stroke will definitly show the weather..."

Tray (talking about the new clothes Anna made Yoh): "Who ever made those should be locked up for the rest of their lives!"
(Anna walks up to Tray and punches him in the mouth, knocking him out cold)

December 27th, 2003, 5:51 AM
Ash: Can you imagine Brock....married?
Misty: Someday You and I will be married too...
Ash: mmmhmmmm............................ WAH!?!?!?

*Jesse Breathing Fire*
James: I think jesses evolved into a flareon
^ Meowth mightve said that^

January 14th, 2004, 3:56 PM
i have tons of pokemon quotes i kinda collect them, yu-gi-oh too ill post one for now
"I am the flame that burns brightest, i am a flaming moltres!"-james

January 17th, 2004, 6:38 PM
Rourini Kenshin :

Princess: Nobunaga!
Nobunaga: Yes Princess!
Princess: Nobunaga!
Nobunaga: Yes Princess!
Pincess: There's a monkey on your head!
Nobunaga:*now with crying face* Yes princess

Kagome: So you are in love with her!
Nobunaga: What How did you find out!
Kagome: What you mean it was a secret!^_^;;