Nicknames! What do your RL friends call you?

basically the title says it all. so what do you friends in RL call you? do you have a nickname?
For me that name would be Oz (like the wizard of Oz). I got this nickname due to the way I signed my initials on the cleaning list at work. everyone thought that I was signing it the letters OZ rather than GS, eventually it stuck. so I'm Oz.

my real name is roger

but all my friends call me theroge nicknamed

Real life? so wai were in some alternate dimension, or am I dreaming!?!? wow my computer isnt real, spectacular!

lol, offline my true name is ryan, friends call me... Ry, Rybread (lol), ress, Resser, Flip, Snap, anything I usually say...

They always call me different things xD

My real name is Joseph. Some people call me Joe but not my friends :P
Actually, my friends call me ZouZou (pronounced ZooZoo), it sounds kinda weird in english though, so better not call me that :P
Closer friends call me "ZooZ" , so ya whatever...

Everyone in real life calls me VP. It's my first name's initials (Von Paolo). No one's called me by anything else in years.

I don't have a nickname, at least, not that I'm aware of one. It's plain simple enough to just be called "Alex" and nothing else. XD
Although I think I did get given a nickname by one of my friends back in primary school.

My first name is [use thy imagination :D]. Macy is my nickname. I pretty much force everyone to call by that name, since the only people who call me by my first name are my parents.

My other nicknames are derived from my nickname o__o My brother and one of my friends Mace, sometimes. And by sometimes, I mean very rarely. There's also Maishee the marshmallow (please don't ask >.>), and this ridiculously long one I can never remember.

My name is "Michael," so I get the default generic nickname of "Mike." T_T

Other than that, I only really have two other names my close friends call me by, "Needles," and, when I'm feeling feminine, "Mikayla" :D

A crazy friend of mine calls me Cindy. XD

And all my friends that like pokemon call me Meowth, for my old habit of searching for coins in my teen years (I was poor as, no pocket money or anything)

My real name is Kenny but people in real life call be Idiot, Moron, Gayass etc. Sorry if the last word is a little offencive.

They call me Cel, Céli, C.C. um... I think that's it. Not very creative, if you ask me xD
I like my real name "Céline" most :3

my real name is stuart

most of my friends call me stuie,
one of them calls me griffin though -_-

Well.. Mine isn't really a "Nick name" It's more of an Insult..

G-Boy :(

Hmm... My real name is Rhiannon so:

Annie
Yannie

My friends sometimes call me Rhi

I also like Ramzo (But I only get called that every-so-often)

And of course... the one I dislike, but get it everyday at school:

Goff (Not even Goth! They only call me Goff)
Goffy-Goff (Only one person calls me that)

^^ those two are obliviously insults...

I have no nicknames IRL, though I'd rather be called Rolo.