View Full Version : A Month in a Closet; Me, My Clothes, and...Drew?!

February 19th, 2008, 6:45 PM
I am sort of coping the plot of My Week with Drew. It is really funny. Link = www.fanfiction.net/s/3632024/1/My_Week_with_Drew. There will be about 30 or 31 chapters for every day of the month.

Chapter 1.

It was a spring day in Littleroot. May was upstairs sleeping, when she heard the doorbell. She tied a robe around her waist. May flew down the stairs, an to the door, and flung it open.

"Drew?! Why are you here?" exclaimed May.

"What does it look like I am here for? To tease you, of course!" Drew remarked with a smirk on his face. "Oh yeah! Here, this is for you," he said, while holding a rose that seemed to come out of nowhere.

"Maaaaay, who is it? Wow! It's Drew, your boooyfrieeend!" Max said, appearing out of nowhere.

"Max, not now!" said May.

"May, do you want to play a game? Hide-and-go-seek!" Max suddenly asked.

"Sure! Drew, play with us!" May cheerfully answered.

Being dragged off, Drew regrettfully followed May. May pushed him into one of her closets.

"Ready or not, here I come!"

Soon, May and Drew in the closet heard a click of a lock.

Max said, "Have fun with your booooyfrieeend May! You are going to be in there for a month!"

"Max, you get back here!" they both yelled.

"No way!"

February 20th, 2008, 4:46 PM
Looks good, keep up the good work

February 23rd, 2008, 3:19 PM
Day 2

“Drew how long have we been in here!” whined May again. Drew twitched, because he was just as frustrated as May, but was keeping a “whatever” look on his face.

“May for the last time, I don’t know,” said Drew, very irritated now.

“Well I am sorry, but I am just so bored! There is nothing to do in this cramped closet,” said May, trying to put her hands on her hips, but failing miserably. Drew snickered at this.

“I can’t even flip my hair without it hitting your face, what makes you think you can put your hands on your hips?” said Drew flipping his hair, which as he predicated hit May in the face.

“Hmp!” said May, turning the other way, which obviously made May move closer to Drew, now they were blushing, thankfully May had also hit a light switch that was hidden.(Author's Note. Do not ask me why there is a light.)

“There is a light!” said May, forgetting their position and looking around the closet, but soon she remember their position and muttered “sorry.”

“It is okay no girl can resisted my sexiness,” said Drew, flipping his hair, which hit the steaming May in the face again. Of course, we all know what May really was thinking.

“Hey I…!” but before she could finish her stomach to control and growled real loudly. Drew chuckled.

“There is no food anywhere, and we are going to starve!” wailed May, banging her fist against the wall.

"No you arent't!"

"Huh? Who said that?" said May.

"Me, of course silly!" said Max. "Did you really think I was going to let you starve in here?" he said, while shoving food under the closet door.(A.N. don't ask me how he can fit food under there. Or what kind of food it is.)

“OMG! We are not going to starve!” said May, tackling Drew to the ground, realizing what she had done, she blushed a deep red and got off.

“May, I know I am sexy, but I need my space,” said Drew smirking at May, although he was thinking something totally different.

'Wow, May is as light as a feather, and with that…wait! What am I thinking!' Drew was going all weird, battling with his mind.

"Thanks Max!" exclaimed May.

February 23rd, 2008, 3:28 PM
haha! xDD

now I'm wondering what it's like to be trapped in a closet... o_O

Princess Mahi
February 26th, 2008, 1:56 PM
so good i love may/drew, please write more!

February 27th, 2008, 10:40 PM
If you are looking for title, it's up there^. Now comes contestshippy part. Note. Do you remember that May is just wearing her pjs and a robe?! BTW. ' means thought, " means speak, and * means an action. Bold means not part of chapter.

*Drew yawns quietly and looks down*

'WOW! Somehow during the night, May's robe came loose. Oooo, and her pjs are...a bra and underwear???!!! Intresting.' Drew thought. 'Wait! What am I thinking? However, May looks very sexy with that lingerie. Hmmm, I wonder if...(A.N. Drew's thought's here are not to be read here. Will be permanently engraved in your mind.).'

"Aaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!(A.N. if you were there you'd be deaf.) Where is my robe!!! You pervert!!!" yelled May waking up finding Drew holding her...err..chest. "Let go!!! And also what are you smirking about?!"

“Why would I be smirking? I am just sitting here thinking!” said Drew.

“Oh come on Drew!” said May; her curiosity had out grown her irritation by now.

“Well I was just thinking how sexy you would look in a bikini.” whispered the smirking Drew in May’s ear; which sent a shiver down her spine and a blush to form on her cheeks.

“OMG! Has Drew turned into Perverted Drew!” thought May, giggling at the thought. At this Drew frowned.

“Why are you giggling?” asked Drew, obliviously upset his little game hadn’t worked.

“Drew, you’re turning into a PERVERTED DREW! Everyone run for your life!” said May playfully, which caused a glint to appear in Drew’s eyes.

“You bet, and if you don’t run away soon, I will be at your neck!” said Drew, starting to bring his hands up.

“Eek! Someone save me from Perverted Drew! No! He’s got me!” said May, and Drew certainly did, with his arms around May shoulders, trapping her in a bear hug of what it seemed.

“What’s so bad about being catch by me? I am Drew, after all!” said Drew in a semi mocking manner. But May of course wasn’t paying attention; she was um…looking at Drew’s muscular body.

“ZOMG! Drew, do you work out? Because it looks like it!” in saying this May blushed.

“Why yes I do, want to feel?” said Drew, smirking and raising an eyebrow.

“Maybe, maybe not…” said May playfully again.

“Well, if you do here is your chance.” said Drew, starting to kiss May’s neck hungrily, (A/N:…This is disturbing…I think I’ll go in another room.) which made May moan in response.

“Drew…” said May, as Drew started to make his way up to her lips and start licking again, almost pleading for entrance to her mouth, but of course May excepted. This lasted for about one more minute before they had to separate for air. (A/N: Thank god it is over!)

“Why did you do that!?” shouted May, yet again angered by Drew, how just snickered at her.

“Come on, don’t tell me you didn’t like it, I heard you moan in pleasure.” said Drew.

“Well…you’re lucky! Because I did like it…” said May, Drew who still had his arms around May's waist, after hearing this started to make his way up to May’s, err….chest. May, who was oblivious to what Drew was doing, stared off into space, well until he went all the way up.

“Eeeek! Drew what are you doing?!?” said May, jumping up and almost hitting her head on the wall. While Drew just smirked.

“What did I do?” said Drew.

“You know what you did!” said a flushed May.

“Oh that, they are so squishy,” said Drew playfully smirking, while an already flushed May got even redder.

“Drew! That wasn’t funny! That was pervert and felt…”

“Nice?” said Drew, still smirking.

“Wrong!” said May now flustered and fuming.

“Oh really? You didn’t like it?” Drew said snickering.

“No! I mean…no!” said May, thinking for a second.

“Whatever you say,” said Drew.

“Hump! You pervert.” said May turning her back to Drew and folding her arms.

“I’m not a pervert! I am a….pleasure seeker.” said Drew, smiling at her back.

“…I don’t even want to do what you mean.” said May, turning her head slightly in Drew’s direction.

End of Chapter

That was...wrong! sorry you had to read that.

Princess Mahi
February 29th, 2008, 2:47 PM
good so far, lol pervy drew

March 1st, 2008, 1:51 AM
I had a feeling that would happen o_O


Princess Mahi
March 1st, 2008, 2:23 PM
nice job! I read you other one too.

March 1st, 2008, 8:23 PM
OMG! This is funny. Did you want to be one of the first people to have a story on my site?

Minuteman III
March 2nd, 2008, 11:14 AM
Does May's goal just want out, or is it to get out unscaved(in every sense...)?
They'll probably get out with a shotgun, 4 shells, and a Trimline dialing '9-1-1'. Or '9-9-9'. Or '0'. Or whatever Hoenn's emergency number is. May might also want to hire a lawyer(who it's for is your guess...).

March 2nd, 2008, 11:35 AM
This is actually really funny. I'd like to see you continue this, it's cracking me up.

Precious Tears
March 2nd, 2008, 11:37 AM
i really like it - it's very funny!!

Princess Mahi
March 2nd, 2008, 5:31 PM
so funny! contestshipping!

March 2nd, 2008, 5:41 PM
Princess Mahi, there's a four word rule on PC. All of your posts outside of specially marked forums must contain four words and twenty-five characters. (Your last post falls short by one character.) You should add more to your posts if you don't want any warnings/infractions. Next time I catch you breaking that rule, you'll get a warning.

So just add some more to your posts next time.


And now I'll sit here and wonder how May and Drew will survive in a closet for a month without food/water/air. Seeing as how it's been three days and no complaints about anything.

March 2nd, 2008, 8:10 PM
And now I'll sit here and wonder how May and Drew will survive in a closet for a month without food/water/air. Seeing as how it's been three days and no complaints about anything.

May, being a pokemon trainer, is obviously not human/vampire. They are really zombies dedicated to eating bunnies. And when food is scarce they use their sponge powers to absorb air, turning it to sugars. It's, also, how they use the bathroom. Poor, poor zombies with no hormones. (Does that not explain a lot about the anime?) Correct me if I'm wrong.

On a not SPAM note, I like the story it's pretty good.

March 28th, 2008, 3:42 AM
Sorry everyone that was waiting for the story(if there was anyone waiting...)My computer just died a few weeks ago and I had to get it fixed. I'm borrowing my friends laptop. Aghhh. she wants it back now. no story today.
They are really zombies dedicated to eating bunnies.THEY DONT EAT BUNNIES!they eat food stubstances...(not live animals(or raw animals)either)
BTW if anyone has any ideas what they should do in a closet(besides making out), either post here or PM me. Sorry no story today. Ill make a short preview.

Last time...
“Hump! You pervert.” said May turning her back to Drew and folding her arms.

“I’m not a pervert! I am a….pleasure seeker.” said Drew, smiling at her back.

“…I don’t even want to do what you mean.” said May, turning her head slightly in Drew’s direction.

May woke up from her endless slumber, and found herself completely covered by Drews body! *His muscular, tanned body is sooo handsome. And why isnt he making an effort to get out of this closet? maybe he likes it in here? Nah. Maybe he likes me! (The look on her face --> :D)*

March 28th, 2008, 2:17 PM
Whooo! :D

ContestShipping gone bananas!

I like this...it's funny. What makes it funnier is that my boyfriend's name is Drew...so I kinda...just got off the floor. x3 And my sides hurt.