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August 9th, 2008, 3:31 AM
Yo! I have decieded to make this new game. (I don't know If Its already made but I've already searched)

Its pretty much easy to do.
So Heres how it goes. You must type "If I were a... <Pokemon Name Here>"
And then a something to go after that. Can't really understand? Here what It could look like:

Poster 1: If I were a Magikarp, I would tell every Pokemon to watch out when I evolve

Poster 2: I would rate that 8/10
Heres mine: If I were a Eevee, I would have to make 7 different HARD decisions when I am going to evolve!

There.. So Basically the next poster must rate and then make up there own :3
Alright so I will start.

If I were Arcues, Picking types may be hard :S

The Bringer!
August 9th, 2008, 3:43 AM
Good, but seems too much like the eevee example. 6/10

If I were a feebas, I would get myself an everstone :3

August 9th, 2008, 3:46 AM
Hmm, 7/10 (Don't worry Its a good one)

If I were a Munchlax, I would not eat at all until I evolve X3 (Snorlax SKINNY?)

The Bringer!
August 9th, 2008, 4:03 AM
That could very well be the creepiest thing in the history of pokemon... ever. 8/10

If I were a probopass, I would be sad because of all the probopass hate going around. ;_;

August 9th, 2008, 6:03 AM
4/10, because I don't really get the joke and I REALLY hate probobass.... (no offence)

If I were Giratina I would swallow as many pp ups and pp maxs as possible to raise my shadow force.

The Bringer!
August 9th, 2008, 6:42 AM
It wasn't a joke. I was commenting on how terrible it would be to be a probopass because everyone hates it.

5/10, Shadow force is a terrible move, as they could just use a normal type when you prepare for the attack, or someone like forretress who can just shrug it off. Also, I can think of much better things to do as Girantina.

If I were a voltorb, I would like exploding when people pick me up thinking I'm an item >=)

August 9th, 2008, 6:21 PM
9/10 Thats a nice one, Just like in leafgreen Pokeballs = Voltorb in Powerplant XD

If I were a... Exploud I would scream 'till the whole world wakes up.

August 9th, 2008, 6:33 PM
1/10 i hate being woken up

If i were a ditto, i would impersonate George Bush and curse out America on TV

August 9th, 2008, 8:01 PM
9/10 its like saying hey im george bush and you know what really grinds my gears?

if i were a lucario i would charge a kamehameha just like goku does...


You're Gonna Go Far Kid!
August 10th, 2008, 2:12 AM
7/10 Not exactly the most imagination used,but who doesn't love Lucario? lol

If I were Hitmonchan i'd become the UFC world champion and i'd join the Olympics & use the prize money for charity and stuff.After I get tired of being famous & fighting professionally i'd team up with a Hitmonlee & a Hitmontop and we'd walk the streets fighting crime and kicking ass.

hotmic 1998
August 10th, 2008, 2:18 AM
8/10 goku is all right but i dont like him

if i were a rayqazza i would make team roket "blast of again" *

August 10th, 2008, 12:43 PM
If I were a... Cherrim, I'd run away from munchlax screaming " I'm not food! "

Loud and Annoying Pidgey
August 10th, 2008, 12:56 PM
10/10. i like it. :P

If I Were A Pidgeot,I Would Go Around Pecking Peoples Heads. XD

August 10th, 2008, 1:23 PM
8 / 10
That's not nice - though you would do a better job as something smaller! Pidgeot would just knock people down, :P

If I were a Tangela, I wouldn't have to worry about how I look.

Loud and Annoying Pidgey
August 10th, 2008, 1:48 PM
Why? LOL
Your A Tangled Plant. O.O


If I Was A Drowsee I Would Hypnotize People Into Thinking They're Idiots. :P

August 10th, 2008, 1:49 PM
Hehe, Thats funny! 9/10

If I were a Darkrai, I would give the world nightmares including me for some reason O.o

Loud and Annoying Pidgey
August 10th, 2008, 2:01 PM
Funny But Awkward. O.O


If I Was A Ninetales I Would Force My Trainer To Touch One Of My Tails So I Can Talk To Them.

August 10th, 2008, 2:22 PM
7 / 10 - you would also curse them with eternal bad luck.
If I was an Exeggcute, I'd have six heads and therefore be 6x smarter than you...
Except for that head which got cracked open.

And then later, I'd evolve into a coconut tree because that is the logical evolutionary path for 6 pink eggs.

Loud and Annoying Pidgey
August 10th, 2008, 2:27 PM
I Knew That. Give Me A Break.
And 6x Smarter Then Me? C'mon...

If I Was A Gallade I Would Carve Faced On Everybodys Stuff And Make Them Think The Town Is Haunted. XD

August 10th, 2008, 2:37 PM
Whait what? That kinda didn't make sense.

If I were a Feraligatr, I'd eat up that damn Team Rocket for the Sake of the show.

You're Gonna Go Far Kid!
August 10th, 2008, 4:25 PM
If I were Gengar i'd hide in the shadows at night at scare the sh*t out of people.

The Bringer!
August 10th, 2008, 4:28 PM

If I were a hoppip, I would be freaking scared of big gusts of wind.

Loud and Annoying Pidgey
August 10th, 2008, 4:33 PM
huh. O.O
5/10 just because i dont get why you would be afraid of wind gusts.

if i was a rotom,i would go into peoples TVs and switch the channels when somwbody is watching it.

August 10th, 2008, 4:43 PM
8/10 I'd totally do the same, It'd be like Gremlins!

If I were a Bellossom I'd be dacing the Dance of Bellossom all day!

*Bel!* *Bel!* *Lossom!* *Bel-los-som!*

Loud and Annoying Pidgey
August 10th, 2008, 4:45 PM
you know it very well. XD

If I Was A Bellsprout I Would Try To Grow An Oran Berry. (ON ME!)


Blue Screen of Death
August 10th, 2008, 8:51 PM
9/10, seems oddly funny.

If I where a Charmander, I would be shouting "AHH! MY TAIL IS ON FIRE!"

The Bringer!
August 10th, 2008, 8:54 PM
Funneh. 8/10.

If I were a piplup, I would act like a pompous brat, because my dad would be the emperor and I could get away with whatever I wanted. >=)

August 10th, 2008, 9:54 PM
Haha thats a good one 7/10

If I were a ... Mr.Mime I would use copy cat on george bush and copy everything he does until he is so annoyed and wanting to commit suciude. XD

Loud and Annoying Pidgey
August 11th, 2008, 4:08 AM
Ok,Now THATS Funny. XD

if i were a scyther i would cut everybodys electrical cercuit!

August 11th, 2008, 4:57 AM
6 / 10 - Except Scyther is part Flying and the electricity from the cords would kill you.

If I was a Muk, I'd be wonderful and mushy.

You're Gonna Go Far Kid!
August 11th, 2008, 6:30 AM
Wtf >_>

If I were a Mightyena i'd hang with my boyfriend and play with him.If anybody tried to hurt him i'd use poison fang attack!

Blue Screen of Death
August 11th, 2008, 7:45 AM
5/10 sounds to human.

If I where an Exploud, everyone within a mile radius would have hearing problems.

August 11th, 2008, 10:08 PM
Hehe, Funnehsz 8/10

If I were a... Gardevoir I would be hired as a Baby Sleeper! (Makes babies go to sleep easily)

Blue Screen of Death
August 12th, 2008, 6:44 AM
6/10 not to bad.

If I were a Celebi, I'd probably go back in time and erase George Bush, then the natural order would be restored.

August 12th, 2008, 6:56 AM
10/10 it made me lol

If I was a Victreebel I would eat Jessy for teh lulz!

August 12th, 2008, 9:00 AM
10/10¬! so funny!
If i was a psyduck I would make misty go mad with a fake headache¬!

August 14th, 2008, 1:45 AM
Its seems oddish-ly funny, 6/10

If I were a Vespiquen I would go and find my true love.. Vespiking.. XD

August 15th, 2008, 2:31 AM
7/10 it was funny
If I was a slaking I would hurt norman for ruining my sleep

The Bringer!
August 15th, 2008, 2:39 AM
Norman doesn't own all the slakings in the world y' know. 3/10

If I were a porygon, I would hack into computers and ruin peoples files >=)

August 15th, 2008, 2:44 AM
hahah 10/10 i liked that

If i were a bidoof i would kill myself xD :D

August 15th, 2008, 7:09 AM
I don't get why everyone hates Bidoof so much. I think it's cute if it's because of the way it looks. If it's because it appears too much, Pidgey did the exact same thing in Red and Blue.


If I were a Heracross I would attempt (but probably fail) to get the sweet, sweet nectar from the flower on a Venusaurs back.

August 15th, 2008, 1:36 PM

If i were a Swampert i would PWN YOU ALL!!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!! O_O

Amplified Ampharos
August 15th, 2008, 1:43 PM
1\10 Don't get it

If I were an Amphoras I would make sure and stock up on Double AA Batteries

August 15th, 2008, 1:50 PM

I meant i would beat you all and rule the world

if I was Snorlax i would eat ash, brock, and dawn :P

Akarei Yorume
August 15th, 2008, 2:03 PM
7/10 ... dude, that's funny, but don't eat Brock! :O

If I were Smeargle I would write graffiti everywhere. XD

Blue Screen of Death
August 15th, 2008, 5:20 PM
6/10, not bad.

If I where a Drifloon, I wouldn't be able to hold a conversation in windy areas.

August 15th, 2008, 10:25 PM
8/10 lol that was funny

If i were a Magnemite i would stay away from anything metal xD

August 17th, 2008, 6:51 AM
9/10 lol magnet, hey, wanna take a ride in my sweet car? nah I had better not...get...so...awesome...*ZZZZZZZZ* *CHUNG* ahhhh crap!

If I were a Salamence, I would fly to all sorts of places and help humans and pokemon with things.

August 20th, 2008, 9:55 PM
5/10 it's not funny but would be cool

If i were a Munchlax because i could eat all the food in the wrold and if someone tried to stop me i would eat them 2

August 21st, 2008, 3:39 AM
7/10 i laughed at that, but can people think of something better than munchlax eating people and...things

If i were a Squirtle i would gang up on Charmander xD

August 21st, 2008, 12:50 PM
Eh... 4/10, not that good...

If I were a Bulbasaur, I stand under the sun until I evolve for a long time.

August 21st, 2008, 11:05 PM
5/10 good but not funny

If i were a Staryu i would cut myself in half each time so i would regenerate and take over the world


The Hero Without a Name
August 22nd, 2008, 9:01 AM

If I were Eevee, I'd look forward to evolving into Espeon <3

August 25th, 2008, 6:38 AM

If I were a munchlax I would eat and eat and eat 'till evolve!

August 29th, 2008, 4:43 PM

If I were a Grimer I would miss my organs.

August 30th, 2008, 8:40 PM

if i were a cunone i would take off that skull and reveal to the world that im sort sort of freakish charmander! [think about it, its mothers skull looks an awful lot like a charizards head...]

Akarei Yorume
August 30th, 2008, 9:11 PM
XD 7/10

If I were a Mew... I'd teleport all over the place and scare the crap outta random people. >:3 Not to mention visit my pair~

August 30th, 2008, 9:15 PM
lol 7/10. i find it weird that a mew would scare people though :P

if i were a manaphy i would use Heart Swap on a hitmonchan and a snorlax. just to laugh at them.

Akarei Yorume
August 30th, 2008, 9:22 PM
It'd just be the fact that I'd pop outta nowhere. XD

Hmmm... 6/10. Pretty funny... but I didn't lol like I did with the other one. XD

If I were a Darkrai... I'd give my worst enemy disturbing nightmares.

August 30th, 2008, 9:28 PM
eh, 5/10 mainly because i think everyone would do that :P

if i were an evee, i would jump on a big pile of all the evolution stones, just to see if i evolved into some awesome super-pokemon.

Akarei Yorume
August 31st, 2008, 7:28 AM
6/10 XD

If I were a Dodrio... I'd fight with myself all the time. O_o;;

August 31st, 2008, 9:41 PM
Heh, 7/10.

If I were Porygon 2, I'd be afraid to evolve...

September 1st, 2008, 8:08 AM
1/10 ... huh?

If I was a Ditto, I would transform until a girl and buy cucumbers.

September 1st, 2008, 8:11 AM
10/10 LMAO
if i were mew i would laugh in peoples faces in the cute tone

Akarei Yorume
September 1st, 2008, 8:15 AM
Uhhh, I don't get it. I'm sure I get the sort of thing it's supposed to mean, but... O_o 2/10 (the 2 because I have a foggy idea of what's going on, and I think that foggy idea is funny.)
EDIT: BEATEN... 2/10, it's not very funny.

If I was a Skarmory... I'd probably spend the rest of my life trying to figure out how the hell I could fly. O_o I mean, I'm a big... metal... bird... o.o

Blue Screen of Death
September 1st, 2008, 8:37 AM
8/10 It does raise a good point.

If I where a Slowking, I would need pants.

September 1st, 2008, 9:16 AM
I don't get it.7/10 because it's true.

If I were an arceus i would visit my reletives in the goat milking farm.

Akarei Yorume
September 1st, 2008, 9:40 AM
XD Yeah. It always looked like a goat to me... o.o 10/10 ... LOL!

If I were a Rayquaza... what would happen to my pee? O_o

September 1st, 2008, 10:44 AM
It would probably be dripping out while you fly.9/10

IfI were a mamoswine how would I not be extinct?

Akarei Yorume
September 1st, 2008, 11:11 AM
I meant if I peed, would if fall on someone? O_o

...4/10 not very funny.

If I were a Ratatta I would sneak into people's houses at night and steal their chocolate. :3

Blue Screen of Death
September 1st, 2008, 1:37 PM
10/10 Many would, many would.

If I where a Diglett I would be tired of getting dirt in my mouth.

September 2nd, 2008, 12:22 AM
10/10 Nice. You'll have to get used to it then.

If I were a Mime Jr. I would go and balance on a ball. A blue one! (I am advertising Pokemon Platinum...)

September 2nd, 2008, 1:12 AM
I don't get it.. But I somehow lol'ed 7/10

If I were a Palkia.. I would go and steal Dialga's Adamant orb and hold it and transform into Dialkia (Dialga + Palkia)

Loud and Annoying Pidgey
September 2nd, 2008, 6:02 AM
other then the whole transform thing,goo imagination. =3


If I Were A Raichu I Would make The Power Go Out.

September 2nd, 2008, 3:41 PM
5/10 doesn't seem original

If I where a Cyndaquil, I would bee careful where i lite my back.( Fire alarms are bad )

Akarei Yorume
September 2nd, 2008, 7:14 PM
10/10 Yeah... what if you were having a bad dream and you accidentally light the bed on fire? O_o

If I were a Spinda... I'd want to get medication for motion sickness.

September 2nd, 2008, 8:17 PM
If I were a Hypno, I'll hypnotize people into serving me!

Akarei Yorume
September 2nd, 2008, 9:21 PM
If I were a Hypno, I'll hypnotize people into serving me!

Dude, you're supposed to rate the poster above you for how funny/creative the idea was.

I'll give you a 2/10... wouldn't everyone do that if they were Hypno?

I say again (Because you didn't rate me... ><), If I were a Spinda, I'd want to get medication for motion sickness.

September 2nd, 2008, 10:45 PM
7/10 you need it

If i were a... Male Gardevoir i would scream"Argh I'm in a Dress"

Loud and Annoying Pidgey
September 3rd, 2008, 3:01 AM
Funny... But Wierd. O.O Male Gardevoirs Are Rare Now Because Of Gallade.



If I Were A Cacturne,I Would Use Spikes And Leave Them Outsite Everybodys Door. lol

September 3rd, 2008, 9:25 AM

If I were a Meowth, I'd be a lolcat
You won't find it funny unless you know what lolcats are [Caturday? Icanhascheezburger? That's all lolcat stuff]

September 3rd, 2008, 8:42 PM
10/10 I love LOLcats!!!

If I were a Machamp, I would go around throwing random huge objects at cars just to hear that !CRASH! sound.

Amplified Ampharos
September 4th, 2008, 3:10 AM

If I were Sunflora I would move to kansas(Sunflower STate)

September 12th, 2008, 3:53 AM
6/10 lol

If i were a Ambipom i would distract a person with one tail then take their wallet with the other tail/hand thing

Torag the Corrupted
September 13th, 2008, 1:38 PM
Muahahahaha! 9.35/10

If I were a Gallade, I'd mug people with my BLADES OF DEATH! >=D

September 13th, 2008, 1:48 PM
8/10 haha.
If I where a Charizard, I would hunt down every single flying object, even team rocket =D

Patatas Fritas
September 14th, 2008, 7:11 AM
7/10 Lol, that made me lol... But i dont no why...

If i was a Kirlia i'd be like "Just keep Spinning, Spinning, Spinning!"

September 14th, 2008, 7:30 AM
8/10 reminds me of nemo "Just keep swimming! Swimming! Swimming!" lol

If I were a Riolu, I'd be very curtious and happy :>

September 16th, 2008, 11:02 PM
7/10 lol (I don't know what Curtious means)

If i were a Chimchar i would yell"Arghh..... a Turd landed on my head"

Akarei Yorume
September 17th, 2008, 1:13 PM
Uhh, are you talking about Turtwig? (Turdwig lol.) 1/10 :/

If I were a Lucario... I'd probably come face-to-face with my father... and sense a disturbance in the Aura!

September 18th, 2008, 3:31 PM
Star Wars... nice. 8/10

If I were a Snorlax, I would break into a Costco and eat EVRYTING!!!!1

September 27th, 2008, 3:26 AM
9/10 and everything else lol

If i were a Diglett i would confuse my enemies by playing whack-a-mole they when Confuse them i use Rock Tomb to kill them


September 27th, 2008, 3:57 AM
9/10 - Yay! Whack-a-mole!

If I were a Mudkip, for some reason, I wouldn't liek mudkipz.

September 27th, 2008, 4:09 AM
3/10 that means you wouldn't like your self

If i were a Ariados i would peirce my enemy with my fang and sing "The fang goes in,The guts come out. That's what killings all about"

Satoshi Sugimori
September 28th, 2008, 9:57 PM
9/10 it's just funny XD

If I where Ash's pikachu I would electrocute him over and over! :P

September 28th, 2008, 11:56 PM
lol 9.4/10 Ash deverses it

If i were a.... Kadabra i would teleport behing my enemy then punch them in the back of the neck.

Satoshi Sugimori
September 29th, 2008, 12:31 AM
lol 9.4/10 Ash deverses it

If i were a.... Kadabra i would teleport behing my enemy then punch them in the back of the neck.
Whoaa backstabbing :O:O I liek it :D 9/10

If I were a...Lucario I fight on the side of my Master Satoshi Sugimori! Don't get it? It's from my hack ;P lolz

September 30th, 2008, 10:19 PM
7/10 lol

If i were a.... Sandslash i would smack my baby Sandshrew for flicking you off(check R/S sprite)

October 29th, 2008, 2:22 AM
...Riiiiiiiight... I don't get it. 3/10 for trying, though.

If I were a Ditto, I'd Transform into Ash and ruin his reputation. XD

November 1st, 2008, 5:42 PM
Congrats definit 10/10

ok if i were a Latias/Latios i would never give my identity

November 1st, 2008, 5:53 PM
8/10 "now you see me now you don't,now you see me now you don't"

If i were a.... Spinda i would say/Sing " Left Foot,Right foot,Left Foot,Right foot,"

November 2nd, 2008, 5:25 PM
If I were a Pikachu, I would "shock" the entire world.
Get it?

November 2nd, 2008, 6:26 PM
6/10 Because that was a bad pun dude. ;)

If I were a Charizard, I'd go burn me a village, like any good dragon would.
(Yes I realize, Charizard isn't a Dragon type, but he looks like a dragon anyways.)

November 2nd, 2008, 6:44 PM

If i were a... Probopass i would go to the market to buy a shaver.

the bitter end.
November 2nd, 2008, 6:52 PM
8/10 Okay, XD Probopass without it's moustachey thing is pretty much Nosepass. (Aside from the eyes.

If I were a Rotom I would possess my Computer (Would be awesome as heck)

November 2nd, 2008, 6:58 PM
8.8656587677 and others hack into their computer system why didn't i think of Rotom.

If i were a Ditto i would copy my enemy's everymove until they are driveninto insanity

I Laugh at your Misfortune!
November 3rd, 2008, 11:36 AM
7/10 LOL

If I was your Bobicles, I would be asking you to take away this GODDAM everstone!

November 3rd, 2008, 5:27 PM
10/10 that put me in fits of laughter

If i were a.... Celebi i would travel back in time to stop my mother having my little brother. (pain in the ass)

November 7th, 2008, 7:04 PM
9/10 lol, I can totally relate to that

If I were an Alakazam, I wouldn't have to worry about tests as much as I do

(sorry, that's BAD)

November 7th, 2008, 7:06 PM
If i were a Latios i be known everywhere in the world

Bad one xP

November 8th, 2008, 6:23 PM
2/10... Sorta dumb...

If I were an oddish, I would bury myself underground so I'd look like a plant. Then when people picked me, I'd bite their finger!

November 8th, 2008, 8:27 PM
7/10 evil.

If i were a... Infernape i would get a fire Extingusher to put the fire out on my head!

November 9th, 2008, 8:29 AM

If I were a clefairy, I would look all cute, and then when people came up to me to give them a hug, I would meteor mash their faces!

4th Gen Matt
November 10th, 2008, 4:56 PM

If I were a clefairy, I would look all cute, and then when people came up to me to give them a hug, I would meteor mash their faces!

Lol. 8/10 even though I hate Clefairy.

If I was an Infernape, I would fling poop at all the Clefairys.

November 10th, 2008, 9:26 PM
3/10 that is so old.

If i were a gloom i would be so embrassed to evolve into bellosem because i don't wanna be short

November 10th, 2008, 9:38 PM
4/10 Not all that amusing.

If I were Arceus, your puny mortal minds would not understand the insane, crazy awesome, creation-spawned insanity that is ME. Ergo... I'd laugh as your brains went "*SPLOOCH*".

[Ehehe... was that too long?]

November 10th, 2008, 9:43 PM

If i were a Jarachi i would make everyone's wishes corrupted(only the people i dislike)

Ultimate Zangoose fan
November 11th, 2008, 3:43 PM
8/10. Kinda reminds me of a "corrupted wish game".

If I were a Missingno, I'd use my item duplication abilities to duplicate my chocolate. Then, I'd have lots of it.

November 11th, 2008, 9:25 PM
Yeah i just finished that game that Oblivion made.

10/10 Yay Chocolate

If i were a...Voltorb i would be scared that Ash Ketchum might throw me at another pokemon.

Kim Do-yeon
November 12th, 2008, 3:37 AM
7/10 - Poor voltorbs get a hard time from trainers thinking they are Pokéballs


If I were a Pikachu I would try to find out what is so important about me and why Team Rocket need me.

raging lion
November 12th, 2008, 5:09 AM
5/10 not so interesting.

If I were a Mew I would use my psychic powers to make all children fly in the sky and play up there.

November 12th, 2008, 4:19 PM
9.5/10... That's awesome...

If I were a clamperl, I would hide in my shell, and when unsuspecting divers opened me up and stuck their hand in to claim a pearl, I would eat their fingers!

November 12th, 2008, 9:53 PM
10/10 Evil.

If i were a Crawduant i would bury a hole in the sand on a beach and make people think i'm a starfish then grab their fingers with my claws

Do you like to eat or something?

November 15th, 2008, 7:19 AM
Heh, I'm just EVIL....
Oh, and by the way, nice one. 9.5/10 for evilness.

If I were a raticate, I would gnaw on sleeping peoples toes.

November 15th, 2008, 12:18 PM
7/10... Think of the blood shed.

If I was an Arceus I would recreate the world to get rid of the freaking insane people. Ergo the bullies at my school and drugies. Then Laugh at their brains melting.

That too long?

November 15th, 2008, 12:34 PM
1/10 ewwwwwwww

if I was a alakazam I would hipnotise my worst enemy to kill theirselves

Ultimate Zangoose fan
November 16th, 2008, 9:29 AM
7/10. How interesting.

If I was a Jolteon, I'd use my spikes and electrical powers to hurt those I hate. A lot.

November 16th, 2008, 10:29 AM
10/10 heh heh evil

If I were ARCEUS I would yell at trainers "you cant catch me!"

November 16th, 2008, 11:04 AM
If I were a Purugly, I'd sit on anyone who'd call me fat.

November 16th, 2008, 9:24 PM
LOL 10/10

If i were a.... Giratina would say Now you see me now you don't. Now you see me now you don't.
(Using Shadow force or whatever it's called)

November 17th, 2008, 11:32 AM
Nice 8/10

If I were a Glameow, I'd be prettier than the lot of you.

Ryuu Akamatsu
November 17th, 2008, 1:44 PM
......7/10....Only cause it's most likely true. .__.

If I were a Gallade, I'd go find a Female Gardevoir and....well, you fill in the blanks.....The obvious, perverted blanks. It's not like I'd have a choice, really. Just look at the Indeterminate Egg group! Most of them are uggos. ;__;

November 17th, 2008, 6:23 PM
If I were a male Jigglypuff I'd avoid being out in public...

November 17th, 2008, 6:59 PM
Well, true, your song makes everyone put to sleep, but you'll be famous. ;P

If I were a Pikachu, I'd electricute everyone that has made fun of me in my life without feeling guilty. :3

November 17th, 2008, 9:30 PM
6/10 nice.

If i were a... Rattata i would give everyone i hate the Plaque

November 17th, 2008, 9:48 PM

If I were a Bibarel I'd do a barrel roll...bet that one's been done

this one just in case:

If I were a Leafeon I'd wonder why I dont evolve with a leaf stone...

November 17th, 2008, 10:11 PM
6/10 i like them both

If i were a... Female Krikitune i would "OMG I HAVE A MUSHTACE"

November 17th, 2008, 10:16 PM

If I were a female Probopass I would say "OMG I HAVE A MUSHTACE"

November 20th, 2008, 9:25 PM
lol 9.5/10

If i were a male Jynx i would have a heart attack

November 21st, 2008, 10:17 AM

If I were a Growlithe, I'd wonder why I looked like a tiger.

November 21st, 2008, 10:55 AM
8/10 heh heh If I Were a Female Mr.mime I would scream

Akarei Yorume
November 21st, 2008, 4:50 PM

If I were a Ninetales, I would see if I get stuck inside someone if I attack their village. >.>

Loud and Annoying Pidgey
November 21st, 2008, 5:30 PM
Nine Because It Makes No Scince To Me. (My Opinion Only)

If I Were A Rayquaza I Would Use Hyper Beam On My Cousin For Moving Somewhere Else. O.O

November 21st, 2008, 5:41 PM
8/10 Good thinking

If I was a Rattata, I would run to someone's house and steal money.

November 21st, 2008, 11:31 PM
10/10 lol If I was a sneasel I would yell "your too slow" at other pokemon

November 22nd, 2008, 5:54 AM
lol 6/10

If I was a Male Smoochum, I would yell "OMG! I look hideous!"

November 22nd, 2008, 8:44 AM
10/10 lol!

If I was an ALAKAZAM I would say to loads of other pokemon "I'm smarter than you"

November 22nd, 2008, 8:57 AM
8/10 Lulz.

If I were a Mightyena I'd shout "But I look nothing like a hyena!"

Blue Screen of Death
November 22nd, 2008, 11:18 AM
7/10 Is not bad.

If I were an Ariados, I would make huge, invisible webs over swimming pools.

November 22nd, 2008, 11:40 AM
9/10 sticky but funny.

If I was a Rotom I would sneak into TV's and make people take their tele back thinking it was broken then spend lots of money on a new one.

Too long again?

November 22nd, 2008, 11:46 AM
If I was a Mightyena, I would kill every darn Wurmple, Weedle, Caterpie, Pidgey, Zigzagoon, etc.

November 22nd, 2008, 11:49 AM
3/10 errm why? They are good Pokes.

If I was a Gallade I would enter the fencing olimpics and win golds for England!

November 22nd, 2008, 11:53 AM
9/10 lol coolio

If I were an Quilava, I'd hide in the bushes and scare ppls :D lol jk. I think. I would be the strongest Quilava and take down every darn Chikorita!

November 22nd, 2008, 12:01 PM
10/10 for the first one, 6/10 for the second one.

If I was a Dragonite I would say, "I need help, where's Postman Pat when you need his van?"

Akarei Yorume
November 22nd, 2008, 1:15 PM
5/10 Huh?

If I was a Deoxys I'd run around saying "I'M THE THING FROM URANUS!" (pronouncing it "Your anus" instead of "yurinus")

November 22nd, 2008, 1:32 PM
10-10 x3 lol
If I were a Lickatung I'd lick my dog in the face for hours and say "Gets annoying doesn't it now you know how I feel !"

Akarei Yorume
November 22nd, 2008, 1:37 PM
7/10 You've got a point there.

If I was an Altaria I would pop out of random clouds and scare the crap out of airplane pilots.

November 22nd, 2008, 2:02 PM

if i were a murkrow i'd swoop down and steal random peoples hats.

November 23rd, 2008, 11:04 AM
Ha! 9/10

If I was a Fearow I would poke people a lot and say "gets annoying doesn't it when you can't fly"

November 23rd, 2008, 11:09 AM

If I were a Blastoise I would break down walls with my hydro pump

November 23rd, 2008, 12:00 PM
8/10 ^^

If I were a Donphan I would charge all the people who drive bad cars off the road :D

November 23rd, 2008, 1:10 PM
Nice 8/10

If I were a Shinx, I just could'nt wait to be king.

November 23rd, 2008, 9:42 PM
lol 8/10 Lion King

If i were a..... Snorlax i would squash my little brother flat

November 24th, 2008, 4:55 AM
8/10 I'm an only child but I heard little sibs can be annoying

If I were a Grovyle I'd use Leaf Blade to slash the tires of double parked cars.

November 24th, 2008, 5:11 AM
lol 9/10

If i were a Munchlax, id be exercising instead of eating and sleeping to keep me thin

November 24th, 2008, 8:10 AM

If I were a Gallade I would chop my worst enemys head off

Akarei Yorume
November 24th, 2008, 5:07 PM
4/10 :/

If I was a Magnaton... I would wonder if all three of us stuck together were female as well as me. Hopefully... O_o

November 24th, 2008, 10:38 PM

If I were a Shyamin, I'd be the fastest thing alive.

November 25th, 2008, 11:31 AM

If I were a metapod I would want to evolve quickly

November 25th, 2008, 7:22 PM
4/10 Metapod is awesome

If i were a Shaymin(normal) i would want to be like my other Hedgehog buddy Sonic

November 25th, 2008, 7:38 PM
Lol! 6.9/10 =P That's kinda, well, okay..
If I were a Blaziken, I would make world peace.
*weird meditation pose* Then I would
make sure everyone was under my commands. >;3

November 25th, 2008, 8:09 PM
4/10 wouldn't we all?

If i were a Ditto i would copy my enemies moves exactly and drive them into insanity

November 26th, 2008, 10:52 AM

if I was a Magmar I would jump out of volcanos and scare the life out of scientists

I Date Flaffy's
November 26th, 2008, 10:59 AM


If i were a mr mime i wouldd get people to hit them selfs with my psychic and be like why you hiting your self why you hitting your self??

November 26th, 2008, 12:22 PM
Haha! 9.999999999/10

That is funnies.

If I was an Electrode i would explode at scientists when they were experimenting on me!

If taken then

If I was a Miltank I would squirt my owner with milk if he tried to milk me!

I Date Flaffy's
November 26th, 2008, 1:19 PM
omfg lol 10000000000/10

if i were a shelder i would be like wait..................wtf!

but then again if i was a lucario now that would be just freakin werid since they dont excist but it would still be mackin

Akarei Yorume
November 26th, 2008, 1:50 PM
5/10 Kinda funny... but not funny enough.

If I was a Mareep, I would build up electricity in mah wool, so that those damn shearers won't take mah fuzzyz!

I Date Flaffy's
November 26th, 2008, 1:55 PM
lol 8/10

if i was a torchic i would be like Feck Yeah ima chicken

Ace King
November 26th, 2008, 2:08 PM
Huh? 2/10
If i were a snorlax, Id pretend my trainer was my mattress.

November 26th, 2008, 9:52 PM
7/10 ouch

If i were a Munchlax i would raid everyones food cupboard/pantries

November 27th, 2008, 8:15 AM
10/10 lol

if I were a Magikarp I would want to evolve quickly

November 27th, 2008, 9:36 AM
So would I lol 10/10

If I was a Voltorb I would be like "Why do you through me away, I'm not a darn Pokeball!"

November 28th, 2008, 12:49 PM
8/10 lol

If I were a cubone I would wonder why I wear a skull on my head

November 28th, 2008, 12:52 PM

If I where a mewtwo I would be like "I'm gonna rule the word you little maggots!"

November 28th, 2008, 2:13 PM
Heh...hehe. 7/10

If I was a Mew I would play bounce with my protect!

November 28th, 2008, 7:06 PM
Ok 6/10
Um If I were an Arceus, I would Destory all of humanity with my godly powers!

November 28th, 2008, 11:20 PM
5/10 Even us );

if I were a pacihrisu I would wait until people come to stroke me and then shock them

too long?

Akarei Yorume
November 29th, 2008, 8:33 AM

If I was a Lucario, I would try NOT to lose my trousers. (no, really. It looks like he's wearing pants.)

November 29th, 2008, 12:56 PM

If I were a togepi I'd think everyone would think I'm cute

November 29th, 2008, 10:34 PM
If I was A Gyarados, I would be lonely becuase people r afraid of me.... sad...

November 29th, 2008, 11:15 PM
5/10 don't forget other gyrados

If I were a male jynx I would think I'm hideous

November 30th, 2008, 1:27 PM
6/10 Other jynx wouldn't sayt that about you....

ok: If i were a snorlax I would eat 2000 pounds of food every day!!!

November 30th, 2008, 2:42 PM
If I was Lugia I would cause a 40 day storm in Austrailia since we are in a drought

November 30th, 2008, 3:07 PM
eee....droughts aren't fun... 9/10

If I were an Alakazam, I'd turn people into dolls so Sabrina could play with them. :laugh:

December 1st, 2008, 8:11 AM

If I were a Charizard I would use my Wings to knock down my school

December 1st, 2008, 10:47 PM
If i were Dragonite,id go to Fiji as many times as i want

Heart's Soul
December 2nd, 2008, 9:25 AM
Sort of bland.

If I was a Magikarp, I'd say "I swear, when I evolve, I'm going to kill you all." (not literally)

December 2nd, 2008, 9:59 AM
If i were a psyduck i'd trick people into thinking i was thick :D

December 2nd, 2008, 10:55 AM

If I were a zangoose I would say "stop Fighting seviper and zangoose! why are you fighting anyway"

December 2nd, 2008, 6:24 PM

If I was a Ho-oh, I would make wonderful rainbows!

December 2nd, 2008, 9:18 PM

If i were a Female MR.Mime i would sing 'If i were a boy for a day....'

Ace King
December 3rd, 2008, 1:15 PM

If i was a wailord i would roll on the crowded beaches.

8th Wonder™
December 4th, 2008, 11:11 AM

If I were a Weezing I would go have a shower...

December 4th, 2008, 12:18 PM
5/10 Wouldn't that hurt for Weezing?

If I was a Tentacool I would leave peoples alone for a day, then really bother them.

8th Wonder™
December 5th, 2008, 11:40 AM
9/10 That's evil!

If I were a Pikachu I would dump Ash as he never evolved me and made me stay my sissy self.

December 5th, 2008, 5:46 PM
8/10 No comment...

If I were a Chatot, I would say rude things to my enemies, then they would think someone else said it, and I just repeated it.

December 5th, 2008, 8:33 PM
6/10, you're a parrot Pokemon, they'd know that YOU said it, you'd have that parroty accent.

If I were a Rotom, I'd tap into some gamer's DS and turn their game slots into toasters.

8th Wonder™
December 6th, 2008, 12:05 AM
4/10 mean but that would explode their game.

If I was a Dunsparce I would cut off my wings (guess why -.-).

December 6th, 2008, 6:08 AM

If i was a nosepass i'd have plastic surgery

December 15th, 2008, 9:25 PM

okay i'm doing my one again but funnyier.

If i were a female MR.Mime i would say "Okay that's enough, It's not F@#$%n funny anymore i quit"

December 16th, 2008, 11:58 AM
2/10 okay....

if I were a piplup I would think I'm so cute

December 17th, 2008, 4:14 AM

If I were a Magikarp I'd... splash. :/

If I could be any pokemon I think I'd be a Ditto. For obvious reasons. Machoke wouldn't be too bad either.

The Jewel of Life
December 17th, 2008, 5:33 PM
If I were a linoone... I would try to run in a circle!
(they can only run in lines)

*~Frost Umbreon~*
December 18th, 2008, 12:17 AM
7/10 Lolwut?

If I were an Elekid, I would be disguised as a plug, so when people plug me in, I'd shock them... badly.

December 18th, 2008, 12:23 AM
If I were a Slugma, i would try to grow legs. *Imagines a walking Magcargo*

*~Frost Umbreon~*
December 18th, 2008, 12:39 AM
8.9/10 Walking Magcargos would be FTW!

If I were a flying mongoose Buneary, I would never want to evolve into Lopunny. o_o

December 22nd, 2008, 8:54 PM
4/10 Eh...

If I were a Persian I would give people my gold coins from the move "Pay Day" only if they were fake.

December 26th, 2008, 2:21 AM
okay... 4/10

If i were a Chatot i would never shut up and annoy my owner into insantity

Crimson Arcanine
December 27th, 2008, 7:14 PM
5/10, Its sort of expected.

If I were a Ninetales, I'd perfect using my tails to dish out taunts

December 30th, 2008, 2:21 PM
7.5 / 10 Cool...

If I were Feebas, I would try to win a cute contest. (Feebas being the worlds uglyest pokemon)

December 30th, 2008, 2:40 PM
If I was a Poochyena, I'd win every Cute Contest.

January 2nd, 2009, 10:10 PM
4/10 I think Ziggzagoon is cuter.

If I was a Medicham I'd stand on one foot on top of a pole all day XD

Crimson Arcanine
January 2nd, 2009, 11:37 PM
7/10, now let me get that camera....

If I was a Spinda, I would draw up concept designs for rollercoasters.

January 5th, 2009, 3:52 AM
my turn and my first post in this thread
8/10 if a spinda spins for more than one month, what will happen?
if I were a... Metagross
I'll connect myself and hack someone's website, e-mail, and others
(did metagross has a USB port? maybe yes)

January 9th, 2009, 12:20 PM
2/10 (Uh. When were they electronic?)

If I were a Scizor I would use my metal body to break cars!

January 9th, 2009, 12:30 PM

If I were a regigigas I would Run around to gain speed

January 9th, 2009, 12:33 PM

If i were a mew i'd grab all the TM's and HM's i could to become the ultimate :)

*~Frost Umbreon~*
January 9th, 2009, 1:09 PM
7/10 Uh...

If I were a Quagsire, I would move to living in an underwater cave. =3

January 9th, 2009, 11:43 PM
10/10 Awesome

If I were a female seaking I would say It‘s seaqueen

*~Frost Umbreon~*
January 10th, 2009, 2:02 PM
9/10 I thought about that once. :O

If I were an Arbok, I would belive that I evolve into Seviper! :D

January 11th, 2009, 2:37 AM
6/10 they seem to have a realtion don't they?

If i were Scyther i would cut people that annoy me with my blades of death

January 11th, 2009, 10:56 AM

If I were a Turtwig I would pretend I'm a plant then jump out and scare the crap out of people

January 11th, 2009, 11:24 AM

If I were a Skitty, I'd be in ur fridge, eetin ur cheez

*~Frost Umbreon~*
January 11th, 2009, 3:07 PM
7/10 Lolcats are overused...

If I were Mew, I would hate Mewtwo.

6/10 they seem to have a realtion don't they?

It's a reference to the famous "Arbok evolves into Seviper" Trainer's Choice.

January 11th, 2009, 5:12 PM
Why hate him? It's not his fault he was abused!

If I was my Cobalt Scyther, I would get people P.O.ed then run around so fast, they get dizzy!

January 12th, 2009, 12:58 PM
0/10 What?

if i were a skitty I would trick people by looking like a plush doll and then leap on them and scare the crap out of them

*~Frost Umbreon~*
January 12th, 2009, 1:03 PM
10/10 <3

If I were an Absol, I would live in your closet and scare the crap out of you while you're sleeping. =3

January 12th, 2009, 1:56 PM
6.8/10 Funny :)

If I was Chimecho, I'd Deafen James For Leaving Me

January 12th, 2009, 7:44 PM
6/10 I don't realy get it...

If I was a celebi I'd go back in time and bet on stuff until I'm rich.

January 13th, 2009, 1:56 PM
6.5/10 origional

If i were a pidgeot i would dive bomb people ans steal theyre hats and stuff MWA HA HA

The Wave
January 13th, 2009, 2:02 PM
very funny but not a bit too mean? XD

if I was a ninetales I would burn anyone who even looks at me.

*~Frost Umbreon~*
January 13th, 2009, 3:20 PM
9/10 roflmao. XD

If I were a Ledian, I would stare at the moon until I got enough power to beat Ash's Pikachu. =3 That would probably never happen, but I like Ledian, so w/e.

January 14th, 2009, 3:21 AM
7/10 anything can beat Ash's pikachu lol

If i were a Kecleon i would camaflauge into the wilderness and scare the crap out of Ash when he walks by.

January 14th, 2009, 9:52 AM
7/10 may would have been more comical

If i were an ekans i would sneak up through the sewers a bite you while you were on the toilet

January 15th, 2009, 5:59 AM
8/10 That would be a bit digusting if you were to bite them on a totally wrong spot, right?

If I was a Pachirisu or Pichu I'd paint myself the color almost the same as the sky's color, ride a random flying type, and when I see people down on the ground, I jump down and uses a random WEAK eletric move to shock the hair-crap outta people.

January 16th, 2009, 3:35 AM
9/10 Nice, a little cheesy.

If I were a Ditto, I'd turn into the girl of my dreams and then look at myself naked.

*~Frost Umbreon~*
January 16th, 2009, 12:34 PM
0/10 o_o

If I were Ash's Pikachu, I would steal the thunderstone and hide in a bush while I evolve. :o

January 17th, 2009, 8:17 AM
8/10, Pikachu does look rather cuter than Raichu, actually.

If I was a Vespiqueen(Although being a Buggy is a bit weird), I'd command Combees to splash honey onto Trespassers if they come and tried to intrude instead of attacking them, since most people came for honey anyway.

*~Frost Umbreon~*
January 17th, 2009, 10:34 AM
10/10 Omg lawl. XD

If I were a Raichu, I would be nice to all Pokemon (unlike other Raichus in the anime).

January 9th, 2010, 4:51 AM
Not that mine is good.

If I were I Rotom I would cry at Nintendo's naming skills.