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July 30th, 2009, 11:09 AM
Have you ever got embarrassed by some wacky child at school? Did you ever see the funniest thing in class? If so, look no further, this thread is for you.

Share your funnies and embarrassments at school right here!

July 30th, 2009, 11:14 AM
I managed to dye my hands bright red during a textiles (home ec.) class.

Then my yoghurt exploded one lunchtime, all over my trousers.

There was that one time we went to the local pool for P.E. where we were at the deep end listening to the teacher's instructions, and passing around one of those weight things that they throw in and get you to dive down and collect. There was no room for me to hold onto the wall, so I was treading water when it got passed to me. XD Guess what happened next.

Also, I regularly tripped up the stairs. XD; Usually between classes, when a lot of people could see me.

July 30th, 2009, 11:35 AM
Funniest; In 6th grade, me and my friend had a joke about Volbeat and Illumise, and we also had a joke about Vegeta from DBZ. We drew Volbeat fused with Vegeta and called him "The Man Bug" and there was some woman from Cowboy BeBop we called The Lady. Anyway, she kept walking to the pencil sharpener and whispering "the man bug" or "the lady bug" when she passed by, and eventually the kid next to me got fed up with it and yelled, "What the heck's a man-lady bug?!"

Embarassing; When I tried to kiss my at the time someone on the cheek for the 1st time in 9th grade...they rejected it, and I overreacted after they did, so I'm sure plenty of upper classmen saw. Also in theatre II last year when I was defending Milk and saying it was about a gay politician and not "gay people". So, at lunch, they called my name and said, "So, do you like milk?!" so I grabbed one of my darling's four milk cartons and yelled, "Yes!! I LOVE MILK, I LOVE HARVEY MILK, AND LOVE GAY PEOPLE!!" Actually...it was just more embarrassing when the made fun of me in the classroom. I pwned them at the lunch table.

July 30th, 2009, 12:22 PM
Ah. I tripped up the stairs, several times.
Man, everyone gets the wrong end of my conversations. I'll be talking about something completely normal, and then I'll say something rude, just as the class goes silent.
Fail 3:

Captain Hobo.
July 30th, 2009, 12:23 PM
One time I farted in the middle of a graded assignment.

July 30th, 2009, 2:21 PM
One time I farted in the middle of a graded assignment.

You call that bad? I fart every week in school!

Captain Hobo.
July 30th, 2009, 2:25 PM
Me too, but everybody was qutie and it was really loud.

July 30th, 2009, 4:14 PM
Embarrassing: I was on my way to an assembly and accidentally went out the wrong door to get to the auditorium, not realizing there were stairs. Thankfully, two guys saw me falling and caught me before I could get hurt. The principal saw the whole thing and asked if I was okay. I said I was a little shaken up, but unharmed

July 30th, 2009, 4:23 PM
God, I remember one thing that happened. It was in P.E. and I'd forgotten my shorts, so I had to stay behind and get some from the lcoker, and then join the class after wards. So, being the silly me I am, I could only find ones that were too small. I tried tugging them on at first, but they wouldn't even get past my knees. I had to stretch them a bit, and they eventually went up a bit further, but then they were way too tight. My hands were stuck down them in an awkward fashion, and them sight of my tugging them out just made it look even worse. I wasn't concentrating as I was aggressively tugging my hands out of my shorts (major innuendo, I know), and then I tripped, and carried on pulling, cos I couldn't ge tup, since my hands were stuck down my shorts. That's when me P.E. teacher decided to come in and check on me. God was I embarrassed. He hates me, and he twisted it somehow and got me a detention for 'sexual misconduct'. WTF?!

July 31st, 2009, 11:18 AM
Our chemistry teacher left and we got this new guy, he was a lovely man, but we were very exciteable and he couldn't control us. Well, one lesson he was late for class, and the science tables are all set out in sort of L shapes, so you can run across them. We ended up in a game of "the floor is lava" meaning we were running around the tables not touching the floor because if we did we would burn. So the teacher finally gets here and just stands there like ":|" while we're all screaming at him to get off the floor because it's lava.
The most embarrasing was when I had managed to get myself an older boyfriend (it didn't last very long) and some lovely people decided telling my biology teacher would be a great idea. Yay for me! That was a very unenjoyable hour!

.little monster
July 31st, 2009, 12:39 PM
I fainted during an oral presentation..then they called 911. I faint when I am nervous. That's pretty embarrassing.

On top of that I trip up the stairs weekly, sometimes I drop my books randomly, one time my pants ripped. ;o;

July 31st, 2009, 1:06 PM
i was drinking milk when my friend told me a joke and the milk came out of me and whent all over the table and my friend that caused my bodey to feel sick and then I throw up on the table it was nasty my whole lunch was on the table

July 31st, 2009, 2:49 PM
Back in 1st grade, I... went to school in my pajamas.

...The problem was, it wasn't pajama day.

My mom (or dad, can't remember) was supposed to wake me up, but I guess they overslept. We were REALLY in a rush(We must have been since neither of us noticed!). Thankfully, everybody at the school was nice, so nobody said anything. I mean, at all. The day pretty much went on normally. I didn't even notice until my mom picked me up. XD

July 31st, 2009, 7:46 PM
In the sixth grade, during lunch, my entire table was pretty hyper. The person across from me hit me with a corn chip or something, so I got the biggest scoop of vanilla pudding I could get with mah trusty plastic spoon.

I pulled it back in a catapult style, threatening him (in a joking way). However, the spoon was a little slippery, and I accidentally launched it. Half of the pudding went up his sleeve, and the other half continued to fly across the room, and hit a girl in the hair. Neither her nor the lunch monitor (who was looking right at me 0_0) noticed, and all my friends and I were laughing so hard.

Then I found a random slice of bologne on my friend's backpack. XD

July 31st, 2009, 9:57 PM
Embarrassment, so many :D one time when my classmate and I played during school hours outside and I got tripped at the stairs >.> and 4th graders laughed at me :D but it was cool. XD and when I was in 3rd grade because of that girl, she pushed me at the stairs, I got tripped but it was fine. I don't really have any wounds or something. But that was fun.
Funniest, last year, when my adviser/ English teacher tripped in the platform. He shouted like a girl, even the supervisor laughed at him. I have so much more...

July 31st, 2009, 9:59 PM
The only thing that comes to mind right now is when I fainted during a choir rehearsal in 7th grade. It was from dehydration. Since then I've always drank quite a bit of water daily.

August 1st, 2009, 12:19 AM
Most Embarassing: Crying in Gym Class, my God I will never live that one down.

Funniest: Antagonizing a bully to the point of attacking me. The catch was that he needed A HALF DOZEN GUYS to hold me down because I was flailing around so much(keep in mind the fact that he's a head taller and much more buff than me), and even then I managed to get my leg free and kick him across the face. I took a curb stomp in the balls for it, but the damage was done, and his ego never recovered.

August 1st, 2009, 1:04 AM
Most Embarassing: Crying in Gym Class, my God I will never live that one down.

Funniest: Antagonizing a bully to the point of attacking me. The catch was that he needed A HALF DOZEN GUYS to hold me down because I was flailing around so much(keep in mind the fact that he's a head taller and much more buff than me), and even then I managed to get my leg free and kick him across the face. I took a curb stomp in the balls for it, but the damage was done, and his ego never recovered.

Wow... my funniest moment: Getting sent to the office because I sucked at gym class.

August 1st, 2009, 10:27 AM
I can't think of a funny moment but I have the most embarrassing moments.
- I was practicing for a school play and we sat where we were meant to. At the end I noticed that my bum was stuck to the seat, I'd realised I'd sat in chewing gum, my wierd maths teacher sent me to get changed into my PE trousers. As we went back to the hall to practise, she sat there throughout the rehearsal picking the gum off with a knife!! Aaaggghhh!

August 1st, 2009, 10:35 AM
I snorted yoghurt out of my nose once, when a friend did something stupid.

I never lived it down =(

Blue Nocturne
August 1st, 2009, 10:37 AM
I manged to avoid tripping over steps numerous times only to slip on a patch of water at the top of the stairs and fall down, knocking myself out cold. It was quite funny.
Im also renowned to the teachers as making quite unique and funny songs, such as my recent sports song project, The Drunk Song. Suffice to say it had people laughing and they respected my bravery to perform it in such a Russel Brand-esqe way. The chant was Ha, Haha, ha, ha haha. After the last one, it started to degrade into coughing and i ended the song in heavy coughing and i decided to go all the way and pretend to collapse.
My final moment was in an english class when word very quickly got out about my fling with the class hottie. Embarrassing.

August 2nd, 2009, 5:18 AM
most embarrassing..
when I was at the first or second grade, we were having a special event in school called MDF(Music and Dance Festival). me and my classmate got thirsty so we went up to our classrooms and drank from our water jugs. after we finished drinking, we decided to have a race from our classroom to the MDF.. I was almost about to win, when suddenly..I TRIPPED. almost the whole school saw me. I quickly picked myself up and ran over to my spot, then I realized I lost my shoe when I fell. so, very, very embarrassing for me. PLUS, my opponent won. >:( I hate it when I lose.

The CriminaL
August 4th, 2009, 10:57 AM
Dirty Steam Boat :D

This kid was sittin' next to me right? So then we was in Math class near the end of the day and stuff, then 5 minutes before we left he FARTED, so then everyone was laughin' and stuff and I gagged...seriously, I think some got in mouth and I drank like 2 bottles of Dasani water...never forget that momnet...

August 4th, 2009, 11:30 AM
I made a loud "uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh', that sounded like a suggestive groan. lol

August 5th, 2009, 2:39 PM
a kid got into a fight and took dump in his pants.. he switched schools after this

August 5th, 2009, 2:48 PM
When I was living in England, our class had to watch a video about how pollution was affecting animals. I cried.

A Real True Winner Is Me
August 5th, 2009, 3:12 PM
One of my friends, Craig, pulled down my pants while I was standing in line in the cafeteria.

August 6th, 2009, 2:13 AM
My funniest is when there was an assembly and we were walking in a line. My friend behind me fell backwards and made a couple of extra people fall making a domino effect and he screamed like a girl.

Alot of embarassments but i'll pick the one when I was in 6th grade. I was in gym and we were doing gymnastics. My teacher yelled at me from across the room to sit down cause I was doing a bad job.. .__.

August 6th, 2009, 3:54 AM
This is when I was in third grade. I was riding the bus and sitting near the window. This girl who I talked to a lot, named Melissa, sat next to me and she wanted me to kiss her. And being the silly person I am, I said no because her lips were too wet. So she dried off her lips and then I said if we kiss here everybody will see us. So we went to the bottom of the bus and kissed and everybody still saw us and went "ooooooooooo..."

August 6th, 2009, 11:13 AM
Here's a 2-for-1, 6th grade...

End of the year, we're playing baseball, everyone has to pitch and hit, so one kid goes up to pitch, then some random kid in another claims he hasn't pitched once, they start trading words, the other kid punches him in the teeth, he drops the ball, another kid picks it up, then he gets tackled by someone, everyone else except me (who is laughing his ass off) is fighting for the ball, then I get my ducks in a row, then trip and fall face-first into the dirt.

August 6th, 2009, 3:38 PM
Today in class, our teacher brought in a belly dancer.
Not kidding. I wish I was. It was amusing at first, but not for long...

Blue Mew
August 7th, 2009, 2:34 AM
Well here's an embarrassing moment that happened to me when I was in grade 5... So here's how it starts, I was playing with my friends and before I knew what happened, my skirt flew off! Thankfully, I grabbed my skirt before it flew into the bushes... But that didn't stop everyone from noticing my knickers! XD

August 9th, 2009, 11:09 AM
The class was really noisy so one guy got excited and pounded on his chest and made monkey noises. right before he made monkey noises the class got quiet and everyone noticed him and laughed at him..

~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~
August 9th, 2009, 7:00 PM
I was bored and usually the class clown (this was in the 8th grade). I went on stage, and pulled down a kids pants, it was funny. The weird part was I didn't get suspended


August 9th, 2009, 7:44 PM
I pulled a chair out from under a girl, just as the teacher walked in. I said I didn't do it, and I told the girl I'd give her a dollar if she didn't tell. The next day she forgot about it ;)

August 9th, 2009, 7:56 PM
Ai, in 7th grade when lil' ole' me was on the wrestling team (yeah ik right) we were doing this exercise. One kid had to grab another kids ankles and the other kid had to walk around on his hands, like a wheelbarrow. I was the one walking on his hands, and since I was a lil' weakling, the other kid ended up dragging me. But it gets worse. While he was dragging me, my....well...baby making male organ...accidentally fell out. I don't know if anyone saw, but it was quite embarrassing. :x

Crimson Stardust
August 10th, 2009, 1:18 AM
My most embarrasing moment was when i was forced by my friends to declare my love to a girl i like..I did what they told me,and tell the girl,the girl,kissed me on my cheeks and ran away..it was embarrasing as i was in the middle of the schoolyar so everyone saw it and they started talking about me the next day..LoL

Autistic Lucario
August 10th, 2009, 2:16 AM
Let's see,

1: My teacher told me to do several things in class, but I forgot half of them immediately, and for the rest, the teacher told me "you messed up every single command", and then when I said "huh?", he put his face in his hands.

2: I scored a negative 62 on a homework assignment.

3: I served after-school detention without actually getting it. But it didn't stop there. I couldn't get home, so mom had to hire a taxi to take me home. And we all know how ruthless taxi drivers can be with their fees.

August 10th, 2009, 2:39 AM
During my mathematics exam last semester, a kid asks if we can use some formula & the teacher says ok, he then stares a his hand for a minute, turns out he had wrote it on his hand, he failed the exam.

Most embarrassing was when my science teacher was explain Organisms, by accident he said "The world's best Orgasm", oh the fun of it all.

fango pango
August 10th, 2009, 4:15 AM
funniest-when we went to draton manor on the second to last day of school,i was at a kiosk and there was this boy who was looking forward,someone went behind him and kegged him...oh that was so funny:D
embarrassing+funny(for all of us)-i was doing a play 0f the wizard of oz and i was the wizard and i was supposed to say im not a bad,just a bad wizard and i said im not a bad man im a very bad man XD

August 10th, 2009, 10:00 PM
lol I remember during my freshman year in highschool.. I was sitting in class minding my own business (I sat right by the door) and a couple of seniors were out in the hall ways fooling around as usual.. So anyway my math teachers teaching us math and not many people pay attention to her simply because she had a really thick asian accent and it was pretty hard to understand what the hell she was saying.. Anyway long story short, seniors come by my classroom door.. Open it and just chuck what appeared to be a used tampon into the classroom.. Now keep in mind I'm right by the door lol and the damn thing just goes airborne into the room.. Clever dudes just poured ketchup and mustard which gave it the ''used'' look.. Now that I think about it, it was really immature but maaan back then it was hilarious.. I mean really, where did they even get the damn thing from? lol Did they come across it in a store one day and just decided to buy it or what? hah.. good times...

August 12th, 2009, 11:34 AM
I tripped over my own foot while I was walking down the hall. There are other embarrassing moments too, but I'm not even gonna bother posting it all here.

August 12th, 2009, 12:00 PM
One day I was standing around in class and my pants fell down. And it, just my luck, I had run out of boxers that day. >.> <.<

Luckily, everyone was to busy playing with the new class snake to notice.

August 14th, 2009, 9:28 AM
One time in 5th grade I was thinking about dead puppies and I started cring in the middle of history ( I don't know why O.0)

August 14th, 2009, 9:41 AM
I was told it was Gender Bender day in the 5th grade (The day were girls dress like boys anf boys dress like girls).
so i came to school in mens pants, shirt and wearing a fake mustache.i get to school and nobody wearing oppsite genders clothes. i was so embarresed i called my mo mand she had to come and give me clothes.

I was sqeezing a ketchup pack at lunch in the 4th grade and it busted, the ketchup got all over the lunch modeter and i had to go to the principals office.

I doubt that these can surpass the other stories but they were pretty embarressing.