View Full Version : Darn, those clever n00bs!

March 8th, 2010, 3:08 PM
We all know there are people out there we need to educate, who are new to video games, online play, the internet, photoshop, and pie. These people sometimes say comments that make us want to fall out of our chairs and roll around on the floor in laughter till the cows come home. This is the thread you can quote those comments.
Sound fun? I hope it will be! =D

Here are some ground rules:

1. State what context the comment was made in.
(Example: This guy asked me this regarding photoshop:)

2.Do NOT include names, because this can offend, and make people look stupid.

3. Don't quote things that have dirty content in it. Common sense applies here.

Here is and example of a post:
I heard a guy using a Mic while playing MW 2 say this:
I was like, trying to die, just so I could see the killcam XD

You can quote things from anywhere! Video games, forums (Preferably not PC, since people might get sad when made fun of. Just don't do it.), Wikipedia. Anywhere.

Here is a funny/Stupid/true one I read:
I read this comment on wiki. Pretty hilarious: I've tried everything! Can somebody help me?! Why can't I dig for fish? I've tried an axe, a shovel, and everything! XD
(I really didn't know where to put this, so I put it here. XD)

Netto Azure
March 8th, 2010, 3:27 PM
Just a Note:

I think this would be more appropriate here in Life, The Universe, and Everything due to it being internet related.

That is all.

March 9th, 2010, 12:35 PM
Thanks Netto.

Yeah, my mind is like, a balloon you just blew up, then let go. It's flyin all over the place, and it's getting smaller, and you blame yourself for lettin me loose without tying the end. XD

Anyways, here is a quote I heard someone say while playing MW 2:
When I got bling pro, I got 3 attachments
Liar. XD

March 9th, 2010, 2:35 PM
so I was reading a forum and saw this..
roll around on the floor in laughter till the cows come home
and thought moo.

March 19th, 2010, 6:13 PM
Well, nothing particularly funny, just people whining when they lose/get sniped on MW2.

When standing in an Open Field on Wasteland:
"What?!? There is no way he sniped me through the that wall"

Also, as a side note about a MW2, I hate the kill cam. A: It gives away your hiding spot unless you are on hard core. B: It lies all the time. (i.e. I'll knife someone, but they won't die, and when I do, it doesn't show me knifing at all)

March 19th, 2010, 6:44 PM
Kill cam is only good on TF2 cause you can show off your taunts to unlock achievements.

Heart's Soul
March 23rd, 2010, 4:25 PM
This is some kid talking about Pokemon HGSS-

????: Hey, [censor], how do I go past this part? I can't go walk around!
Me: Did you get your Pokemon yet from Elm?
????: No... do you mean that big thing on the title screen?
Me: No, you get that later on.
????: So what am I supposed to do?
Me: Get your starter from Elm.
????: But I can't battle him, I don't have Pokemon!!!
Me: Then why won't you just go and look around east of New Bark?
????: What is that?
Me: Did you even research this game before you bought it?
????: Ugh. This game is too hard.
Me: *stares blankly, then check PokeWalker* Hm. 450 watts. Cool.

After that, I left. He came back tomorrow and then I had to give him a walkthrough. It was still hopeless, but he now wonders if there are any weapons in this game. It's not MW2.