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March 22nd, 2010, 4:46 PM
"'Fearless' is not the absense of fear. It's not being completely unafraid. To me, Fearless is having fears. Fearless is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, Fearless is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. Fearless is falling madly in love again, even though you've been hurt before. Fearless is walking into your freshmen year of high school at fifteen. Fearless is getting back up and fighting for what you want all over again... even though every time you've tried before, you've lost. It's Fearless to have faith that someday things will change. Fearless is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can't breathe without them. I think it's Fearless to fall for your best friend, even though he's in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for the things they'll never stop doing, I think it's Fearless to stop believing them. It's Fearless to say "you're NOT sorry," and walk away. I think loving someone despite what people think is Fearless. I think allowing yourselfto cry on the bathroom floor is Fearless. Letting go is Fearless. Then, moving on and being alright, that's Fearless too. But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and prince charmings and happily ever after. That's why I write these songs. Because I think love is Fearless.""
-Taylor Swift

From the quotes that stamp your heart and mind with a meaningful feeling, to the quotes that give you an impression of a drunkey on crack, post them here, post them all!

“Whenever I found out anything remarkable, I have thought it my duty to put down my discovery on paper, so that all ingenious people might be informed thereof.”
-Antonie van Leeuwenhoek

"When life gives you lemons, ask for a refund."

March 22nd, 2010, 4:47 PM
"True love stories don't have endings"

March 22nd, 2010, 4:54 PM
" Its better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not"

i have no idea where it comes from... but i love it.

March 22nd, 2010, 4:56 PM
"We are not creatures of circumstance; we are creators of circumstance."
Benjamin Disraeli

March 22nd, 2010, 4:57 PM
'I wonder, what I could do or say to make him like me. I wonder, what or who I need to be to be his. I wonder, when just being me will be enough.'

'Sometimes I wonder what you think of me or if you do at all.'

'If I was pretty would you love me? If I was perfect would you want me?'

'The hardest part is being around him knowing you can't have him and he'll never want you.'

'Sometimes I look at you...and you seem to be looking back at me...but sometimes you look away...like you're afraid of what might happen if you look a second longer.'

'I play the same song over and over because it reminds me of you.'

'I'm just me. And that's all I can be. No more. No less. No second guess. I lugh. I love. I live. I cry. And sometimes I wish I would die. Somedays I'm funny. Others I'm not. Sometimes I'm in overdrive and I can't stop. You may not like me but that's okay. This is me and that's how I'll stay.'

'The worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet, you know you can never have them.'

'Sometimes I wish that I had never met you because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.'

'I wonder if you think of me half as much as I think of you.'

'It's not telling you how I feel that scares me, it's what you'll say back.'

'You know you really like someone when you sit the painful way in your chair just to get a better look at them.'

'Sometimes you think you've gotten over a person but when you see him smile, you suddenly realize you're just pretending you got over him to erase the pain of knowing that he'll never be yours.'

'Why do they call it a crush? Because that's how you feel when they don't feel the same way in return.'

'She says I'm ugly, yet she likes my butt...' -John

March 22nd, 2010, 5:03 PM
"When life gives you lemons, you better have sugar and water or else that lemonade is going to taste like crap."

"Finding friendship like ours is like nailing jello to a tree --impossible."

"Be a fruit loop in a world of cheerios."

"Kindergarden. Where the definition of drama is someone stealing your crayons."

Don't know who wrote them, but I love them!:O

March 22nd, 2010, 5:09 PM
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Got d r u g s? ---- ------ does."(censored out my school name. stalkers...)

"Dora! The banana tree is right in front of you! And you call yourself an explorer..."

"When a guy is texting you while playing Call of Duty, he really loves you."

I don't know who thought of them, but I like them.

March 22nd, 2010, 5:10 PM
"Man is man's wolf"
Thomas Hobbes

March 22nd, 2010, 5:13 PM
"Obama has the same catchphrase as Bob the Builder: 'Yes we can.'"

March 22nd, 2010, 5:18 PM
"The soverign cure for worry is prayer." - William James

March 22nd, 2010, 7:33 PM
"Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not. Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out." -GLaDOS, from Portal.

Attributed to, among others, Link, Gordon Freeman, and Red.

And my signature, which means "Anything spoken in Latin sounds profound".

March 22nd, 2010, 7:39 PM
Sycorax Leader: Blood control is just one form of conquest. I could summon the armada and take this world by force!
The Doctor: Well... you could do that. Yeah, you could do that. Of course you could! But why? Look at these people, these human beings. Consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than- no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But the point still stands: Leave them alone!

"Bakes sales are cool and all, but nothing beats friendship!

...There will always be another bake sale." - Captain S

March 22nd, 2010, 8:04 PM
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
-Oscar Wilde

lol some of your quotes are funny :3

Cyanide slayer
March 22nd, 2010, 8:08 PM
"Stay where you belong: in my memories..." - Cloud
"I will...never be a mere memory..." - Sephiroth
"Tell me what you cherish most. Will you give me the pleasure of taking it away?" - Sephiroth
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted" - Hassan-i Sabbah

March 22nd, 2010, 9:36 PM
“Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”-Buddha

“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.”-Buddha.

"And why do you look at the speck in your brother's eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye? First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye." -Jesus Christ.

"Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable; procures success to the weak, and esteem to all." -George Washington, 1st President and Freemason.

Theodore Bruno
March 22nd, 2010, 9:39 PM
"If you want to create an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." Carl Sagan

Ray Maverick
March 23rd, 2010, 5:27 AM
"Watch your thoughts, they become words.
Watch your words, they become actions.
Watch your actions, they become habits.
Watch your habits, they become character.
Watch your character, it becomes your destiny."

Epic quote is epic.

March 23rd, 2010, 4:01 PM
"Democracy is nothing more than a mob rule 51% can take away the rights of the other 49."

-Thomas Jefferson

.little monster
March 23rd, 2010, 4:33 PM
blackwell took mine :|


"Just because you can breed, doesn't mean you should."
By: ?

March 23rd, 2010, 5:17 PM
"Tradgedy has struck...we are out of peanut butter." -Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low

Fur Elise
March 24th, 2010, 12:14 PM
My signature is my favorite quote.

March 24th, 2010, 12:53 PM
"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one." - Cato the Elder.

March 24th, 2010, 1:05 PM
"There's only one kind of folks; folks." - Jem Finch (To Kill A Mockingbird)

I always use this quote to remind me that there's no difference in how people should be treated.

"This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff! It also boils an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not. I learnt the hard way to stay away from chicken farms..." - The Doctor

March 24th, 2010, 1:17 PM
"Learn to endure! Endurance will always help you!" Trapinch, Mystery Dungeon Blue/Red

"I wish I'd learn to draw a little better! What exertion and determination it takes to do it well...It is really just a question of carrying on doggedly, with continuous-and if possible-pitiless self-criticism."-M. C. Esher

"Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a bitterness when you expected more." -Mark Twain

"You can put a tuxedo on a goat, but it's still a goat." Two and a Half Men, doctor

"Ya gotta figure boinking Evelyn is like riding a bike over train tracks. You'll get where you're going, but you'll feel every bump." Berta, Two and a Half Men

xDD And that quote in my signature.

Okay, I'll stop now. :cer_tongue:

March 24th, 2010, 1:29 PM
"Say your pwayers, wabbit!"- Elmer Fudd
"Beep!, Beep!"
- Road Runner
"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!"
- Marvin the Martian

I Laugh at your Misfortune!
March 24th, 2010, 1:48 PM
Winston Churchill was told that he was drunk and what's more, he was disgustingly drunk. His response?

"Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly."

March 24th, 2010, 1:48 PM
The one in my signature plus:

"Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage." ~ Ray Bradbury

"If Pacman had affected us as kids we'd be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music." ~ Marcus Brigstocke

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." ~ V

"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated" ~ Mark Twain

I could post loads but I don't have access to my QI book right now...

March 24th, 2010, 2:34 PM
I had to google who said some of these.. -fails at remembering names-

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein

"The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up." - Paul Valery

"Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash." - George S. Patton

( Also, I feel the need to throw a quote from Gurren Lagann in here, because I love it. xD )

"Don't believe in the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself." - Kamina

March 24th, 2010, 7:07 PM
Well this first one isn't a real life quote, just in a video game (Kingdom Hearts)

"One who knows nothing can understand nothing." -Ansem

This is my favorite real life quote:

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." -Dr. Seuss

March 24th, 2010, 7:32 PM
My personal Favorites

"You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you."
- Leon Trotsky (1879-1940)

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them."
- Ronald Reagan

Professor Doakes
March 24th, 2010, 10:15 PM
"The highest type of ruler is one of whose existence his people are barely aware." - Lao Tzu

"They speak English in What?" - Samuel L. Jackson

March 26th, 2010, 1:13 PM
I love this quote from South Park:

(one of the characters asks Chef why God would allow their friend to die)

Chef: "Stan, sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God, Stan. He's all ****ed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?

Look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then you would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and happiness just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power."

March 26th, 2010, 1:20 PM
Ugh, South Park. I prefer unscripted stupidity. Infinitely funnier.

"The purpose of war is not to die for your country. The purpose of war is to ensure that the other guy dies for his country." -George Patton (note, that's putting the quote kindly.)

"Ah, these diplomats! What chatterboxes! There's only one way to shut them up- cut them down with machine guns. Bulganin, go and get me one!" -Joseph Stalin

"Any ship can be a minesweeper once." -Admiral Hornblower

hi fi wi fi
March 26th, 2010, 1:22 PM
" some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world, but the US Marines don't have that problem "

" Even the little things count, if you can't feed a 100 people feed 1.

March 28th, 2010, 11:47 AM
"Don't hit kids. No seriously, they have guns now."

"I don't think my daughter should take a foriegn language to graduate. This is fricken America we speak fricken English!" -My dad