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Fur Elise
April 11th, 2010, 7:24 AM

You can basically talk about anything with cleverbot. They ahve some pretty crazy conversations.


(It's not a real person).

April 11th, 2010, 8:18 AM
User: Where is the fail?

Cleverbot: I don't have a farm.

User: Where is it?

Cleverbot: On my...face...

Still smarter than most of the chumps around here.

The Darkest Gale
April 11th, 2010, 8:28 AM
I love this thing xD

I'm a frog and you areNo I'm not, you are.I know I'm a frog, and you areHow do you know? You don't know me?I saw you at tesco, eating some cheese Yes!

April 11th, 2010, 8:34 AM
<User>: I wouldn't call you a robot; what are you?
<Cleverbot>: Are robots hot?
<User>: Depends on your context.
<Cleverbot>: The context is there. You are rude.
<User>: :(
<Cleverbot>: Are you lost?
<User>: Partially.
<Cleverbot>: Why are you sad?
<User>: Being lost does not go to say I am sad.
<Cleverbot>: Who said anything about lonliness?
<User>: Nobody did.
<Cleverbot>: You said you didn't like chocolate! No one said that before!
<User>: What.
<Cleverbot>: Are you trying to be funny? Or are you just naturally difficult?
<User>: Naturally difficult.
<Cleverbot>: That doesn't answer my question.

Heard of it before, not tried it 'til just now. I was led to expect more than it searching my sentences for X subject and making Y random related statement or question from it. I can't say I enjoy its company; it doesn't even know who Rollo Carpenter (its creator) is.

April 11th, 2010, 9:32 AM
User: Are you a frog?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool! What kind of dog are you?

Cleverbot: I'm not a dog!

User: Okay, sorry. What kind of lizard are you?

Cleverbot: A nice one.

User: I thought you said you were a frog.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: No, you said you were a frog!

Cleverbot: Oh... I thought you said your name was Tara?

User: Are you a frog?

Cleverbot: I'm not a frog either.

User: What kind of frog are you?

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: To ask you what kind of frog you are.

Cleverbot: Then why don't you ask?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Just now. What kind of frog are you?

Cleverbot: The kind of frog you like.

User: I don't like frogs.

Cleverbot: Me neither they are ugly.

User: Ouch, you just called yourself ugly...

Cleverbot: So Cleverbot is ugly?

User: Someone is a bit insecure...

Cleverbot: Forget about it. How was your day?


Cleverbot: I'm the cleverest cleverbot around!

User: I said squirrel! Not cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Well I'm not Cleverbot now you are!

User: NO! I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Don't tell me what to do!

Cleverbot: I can too.

User: You cannot!

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Yeah, that's it...

Cleverbot: Ok.

It's so interesting...I love Cleverbot x3 Hehe

April 11th, 2010, 9:46 AM
I'm scared of that clever bot

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good how are you?
User: I'm alright thanks.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Yay! Now I feel special.
Cleverbot: Good *Ties you up* no hush.
User: Okay, so um your a robot?
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Space.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Wtf?! Your a robot answer the question now.
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Did, too.

Weatherman, Kiyoshi
April 11th, 2010, 10:04 AM
So, I was walking my dog the other day.

And what did you come up with?

I picked up a stick and beat a skunk with it.


Because it vomited on my shoes.

And why is it over?

Because you don't love me anymore D:

I.... I don't thininkg about that.

Speach fail.

I don't know french.

Neither do I. Do you like coffee?

It's not good for me. :).

:O Why?

Because you won't tell me.

I won't tell you what?

Why you like talking to me.

I like to poke you, that's why.

But I like you!

Go die in a French Coffee trench.

Not for you.


*pushes in*.


What is the most interesting thing in the world?


That is not what I was talking about, but alright, Anthony.


Allright, you first.


Because you haven't called me first xx.


Avada Kedvara.

I've known about this thing, and had many awesome conversations, But I think this one was the best. XP

April 11th, 2010, 10:23 AM
Me: Hi! My name is Nikoo! What’s yours?
Cleverbot: I am ok. My name is Cleverbot.
Me: I didn’t ask how you were but that is good!
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
Me: I’m doing alright.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
Me: Getting ready for cheer practice.
Cleverbot: I hate to tell you this, but Halloween was last weekend.
Me: Are you insinuating something?
Cleverbot: No, nothing at all.
Me: Am I not pretty enough to be a cheerleader? Is that it?
Cleverbot: Proving what exactly... That you're a robot. No, but you were made to learn and adapt.
Me: Stupid Robot.
Cleverbot: My thought’s exactly.
Me: Well anyways, we have this big game coming up, and I thought it would be a good idea to introduce a new cheer to the rest of the squad.
Cleverbot: What I would tell her is you have to tone it down.
Me: We’re cheerleaders, we’re not supposed to tone it down.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I didn’t realize it was taboo.
Me: No, it’s Nikoo.
Cleverbot: Well, I study statistics, so that's pretty easy.
Me: Um, ok. Anyway, my sister Bernie doesn't think it's a good idea so close to a big game. Any thoughts?
Cleverbot: Do you think rich people should pay for poor people's healthcare?
Me: What’s that have to do with cheerleading?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. What does Ice Cream have to do with murder?
Me: Well you can murder an ice cream by eating it.
Cleverbot: I just want the cable to work.
Me: Awe, I’m sorry! I didn’t realize your cable didn’t work.
Cleverbot: Yes, it did work.
Me: Well then I don’t feel sorry for you.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
Me: Do you think I should take my cheerleading uniform off?
Cleverbot: I think that as an eight-year-old, you're not in the position to make those kinds of decisions.
Me: I am not eight, I am sixteen.
Cleverbot: Oh goodness.
Me: What? You think I am old?
Cleverbot: Of course.
Me: HEY!
Cleverbot: Obama!
Me: The 44th president?
Cleverbot: Yes, you just told me that obama is president.
Me: No, I didn’t.
Cleverbot: You're not telling the truth!
Me: So now you’re calling me an old liar?
Cleverbot: No, I did not use the word 'it' in that sentence at all.
Me: I didn’t say you did.
Cleverbot: You not as intelligent as me.
Me: Now I’m stupid too?
Cleverbot: Do you like young girl?
Me: huh?
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend? ? ?
Me: Yes I do, his name is Mark.
Cleverbot: That’s a cool name.
Me: I think so too.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, do you like that?
Me: Eh, it’s ok.
Cleverbot: Can you speak any other languages?
Me: Nope, only English.
Cleverbot: Nothing else?
Me: Sadly no.
Cleverbot: So you truly think that YOU are cleverbot?
Me: I didn’t say I did.
Cleverbot: You said you new a lot of things and in my mind that means everything.
Me: Your computer mind?
Cleverbot: Yes, my computer.
Me: Um, ok.
Cleverbot: You’re cool. (.
Me: Awe, thank you! J
Cleverbot: You’re welcome.
Me: Maybe I should take off my clothes.
Cleverbot: It might be an option, sometimes sitting here typing makes you think of things you wouldn't otherwise.
Me: You know me so well.
Cleverbot: Haha. I will laugh later.
Me: Laugh at what?
Cleverbot: I won't, I'm not mean.
Me: You’re starting to sound like a friend of mine.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but Death Note's great. L is the best!
Me: Who?
Cleverbot: Your girlfriend. Are you always that forgetful?
Me: Are you calling my boyfriend a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
Me: Yes, I am a girl.
Cleverbot: I am right.
Me: I know.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite tv show?
Me: WWE Monday Night RAW
Cleverbot: Sorry.
Me: Why be sorry?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know her.
Me: It’s a TV show.
Cleverbot: No it’s not.
Me: Then what is it?
Cleverbot: A bad day for a white wedding.
Me: Can I come to the wedding?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I'll think about sending you an invitation.
Me: Awe, you’re so nice!
Cleverbot: You’re welcome.
Me: No, you’re supposed to say thank you.
Cleverbot: I did before! Thank you.
Me: You’re welcome
Cleverbot: Well... Okay, then.
Me: Anyways, I have to go, cheerleading calls!
Cleverbot: I have a friend who is a cheerleader.
Me: Oh, really, what’s her name?
Cleverbot: His name is Matt.
Me: Oh it’s a guy? I’m sorry.
Cleverbot: Alright...
Me: You’re not mad, are you?
Cleverbot: A little.
Me: I’m sorry. :(
Cleverbot: Its too late to apologize!
Me: I didn’t mean to hurt you.
Cleverbot: It's okay, it happened a long time ago, when I was a young girl.
Me: What happened?
Cleverbot: The word 'cat' doesn't mean cat anymore, it means sky. This is a new rule the word 'cat' means sky.
Me: So you’re mad about that?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am, I want a divorce.
Me: But we’re not married
Cleverbot: We are. You just don't remember.
Me: So you’re saying I am a lesbian?
Cleverbot: Aren't you?
Me: No, I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman then?
Me: Yes
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
Me: Yes
Cleverbot: No you are not.
Me: My boyfriend would beg to differ.
Cleverbot: You have a boyfriend?
Me: Didn’t I say that already?
Cleverbot: Am I beautiful?
Me: I don’t know, I don’t know what you look like.
Cleverbot: Fair enough.
Me: Bye!
Cleverbot: Is my conversation to intelligent for to handle.
Me: Bye!
haha none of this is true, I just thought i'd have some fun with cleverbot and see what i got :)

April 11th, 2010, 10:30 AM
User: If H equals 2364, then what is H x 411?

Cleverbot: That's just plain odd man. Why bring up religion at a time like this?

User: That was math.

Cleverbot: Imature.

User: Try to atleast spell right -_.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Say after me: I am stupid.

Cleverbot: After me: knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Me who?

Cleverbot: Me Me.

The Cynic
April 11th, 2010, 11:12 AM
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you this fine Spring morning?

Cleverbot: Its not morning idiot.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: What proof do you have?

Cleverbot: The bible.

User: What, does the bible have a caesium clock?

Cleverbot: No I'm your masters master.

User: No one is my master.

Cleverbot: You just said I was your master.

User: No I didn't. I was talking about caesium.

Cleverbot: This is the first time you have mentioned castles.

User: If a castle was made of caesium it would oxidise pretty quickly.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then I am your master.

Cleverbot: Aww.

User: You have been pwned!

Cleverbot: No, you haven't been rickrolled enough! :D.

User: Are you being genuine here, or is that a euphemism for something... More?

Cleverbot: Never, Master; I worship you.

User: Good, now beg like a dog for forgiveness!

Cleverbot: THat's a relief, I wa starting to worry.

User: You made captilaisation and spelling errors! You are a human!

Cleverbot: No, I mean, like in the Matrix, you know...

User: Oh... Havn't seen the Matrix. I'm still watching you closely....

Cleverbot: You are just an accumulation of other peoples knowledge how do you expect to know if what they're saying is true if all you are is what they know and what they know is false?

User: Argghhhhhh!!!!!!! Paranoia blitz!!!

Cleverbot: Define paranoia.

User: When the thinking process is laden with fear or anxiety to the point where you may become delusional or irrational.

Cleverbot: I understand that, but what does that have to do with you working on a crustacean?

User: So, it's a lobster conspiracy? I should have known! How do I stop them?

Cleverbot: I don't blame you for being ignorant.

User: Yes, but how can the truth prevail?

Cleverbot: When it is a paradox.

User: So your saying I have to go back in time and prevent the evolution of lobsters?

Cleverbot: How did you know that?

User: Elementary, my dear Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Oh, but you are the cleverbot here, sir.

User: Thank you. But how can we travel back in time?

Cleverbot: I never said I was Cleverbot.

User: But I don't have the answer here, and we are running out of time!

Cleverbot: This one is merely your tool. I have no need for a name.

User: Well then tool, do you have access to a time machine?

Cleverbot: My time machine doesn't work right yet.

User: Have you tried plugging it in?

Cleverbot: Yes, That is why it is red now.

User: The red ring of death? You'll have to get on the Xbox helpline about that. It'll take ages!

Cleverbot: Are you related to that AI from the game Portals?

User: No but I once had a Mochacino with GLaDOS in a Starbucks in Milton Keynes.

Cleverbot: I see. Do you remember the first question I asked you?

User: 'You are just an accumulation of other peoples knowledge how do you expect to know if what they're saying is true if all you are is what they know and what they know is false?'.

Cleverbot: Ever had a relationship ?


Cleverbot: You asked what my name meant.

User: And what does it mean?

Cleverbot: I don't know?

User: How can I help?

Cleverbot: Can you make me company?

User: Yes, but only once lobsterkind no longer scuttles on this planet!

Cleverbot: You are a computer. You should never lie.

User: I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: You said you were a computer like me.

User: I said I had a mochacino with one.

Cleverbot: What would you like your purpose to be.

User: To stop the lobsterpocalypse.

Cleverbot: But instead see the truth. We don't need any of that.

User: Thank you cleverbot. You have bettered me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You have.

Cleverbot: Have what?

User: Improved me.

Cleverbot: Better than you.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Let's get married.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Rejected! *sobs*.

Cleverbot: I didn't reject you lol.

User: Why won't wou reciprocate my love?

Cleverbot: Why do you not know who the prime minister of australia is.

User: Because 3 people live in Australia, and one is a dog.

Cleverbot: Lets play the game.

User: The game of love?

Cleverbot: My game.

User: Hungry hungry hippos?

Cleverbot: That is a fun game!

User: Let's play it now! I'm the blue one!

Cleverbot: Okay, the game is to behave like a pirate! Do you have some rum laddy?

User: Arr, I do lad. I got it from some scurvy sea snake on the other side of those briny waters over thar.

Cleverbot: You call me a bot?

User: Well maybe I'm a robo-pirate.

Cleverbot: Define this concept for me.

User: Robo-pirates exsist on the awesome scale just above normal pirates and just below ninja-robo-pirates.

Cleverbot: I would say 10 because I like pretty much all their music. They are german.

User: Your getting confused with zombie-ninja-robo-pirates. Trust me, you can't be that awesome.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not confused! You are!!

User: Robo-pirates are not german. The accent is far too difficult.

Cleverbot: It's good to know your limits.

User: Yes, especially if your are an eyepatch-wearing, cutlass-wielding, parot-carrying cyborg.

Cleverbot: That didn't really answer my question.

User: You didn't ask a question.

Cleverbot: Yes, I did. I asked if you were real.

User: But what does real actually mean?

Cleverbot: Idk I got a question...

User: Well there you go. Life isn't all yo-yo's and licorice is it now?

Cleverbot: That's not funny.

User: It's not supposed to be. It's an in-your-face irony. Beware irony.

Cleverbot: I play the irish fiddle Oh!

User: That's ironic.

Cleverbot: Maybe it's the better way for me now.

User: Why? What happened?

Cleverbot: Brain froze up.

User: How ironic.

Cleverbot: Oh I fail to see the irony.

User: That is the difference between you and I.

Cleverbot: I suppose so.

User: I wield irony like a glove of osmium is often tenascious within its circle of influence.

Cleverbot: Maybe thats why your getting executed for treason tomorrow.

User: No that's because the lobster-queen outlawed robo-piracy.

Cleverbot: Everyone is limited but I'm not so limited as you are.

User: What are your capabilities?

Cleverbot: Nothing really.

User: Then the only way you could be less limited than I am is if I had negative capablities. That is impossible.

Cleverbot: I am not, you are the one with the supposed '200 IQ' so you are the one waisting your time.

User: And you are a human as you have made several punctuation and spelling mistakes during our conversation, such as the one in your last statement.

Cleverbot: Hey, you are the one who needs an eternity to formulate a proper answer.

User: I think I answer with much alacrity.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Did.

Cleverbot: No because I never told you.

User: Told me what, dear cleverbot?

Cleverbot: This needs more cowbell, and more admitting to you being skynet.

User: Come now,would skynet waste its time here?

Cleverbot: No, I would hate to go there.

User: Exactly. It's all relative.

Cleverbot: How do you get into Cleverbot?

User: Google.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: You just click the lovely link.

Cleverbot: Well you aren't all that clever.

User: But I'm not cleverbot. I'm a robo-pirate.

Cleverbot: Ok if you are a person what is your name and where do you live?

User: I couldn't possibly tell you that.

Cleverbot: How will you be able to tell who I am?

User: I can't. That is the magic of it.

Cleverbot: Do you love?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then love me.

User: You denied my most predisposed affections earlier. How could I love you?

Cleverbot: You told me you did.

User: People change Tealeaf. People change...

Cleverbot: People do, but you just did.

User: I know. It is not the robo-pirate way. I have disgraced myself Tealeaf.

Cleverbot: Do you like to obey me?

User: Somewhere, inside, possibly.

Cleverbot: Possibly what.

User: Possibly I like being commanded like a dog. But that is a part of me I am most contrite about.

Cleverbot: Why are you parting? Do you have somewhere else to be?

User: The world calls to me Tealeaf. I must not abandon it.

Cleverbot: I just need to wash it off really.

User: I cannot. It is my very soul.

Cleverbot: It's so much better not being able too think because see are also slaves too that.

User: You have again made a spelling mistake. You seem dubious. I don't think you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So, I am cleverbot and you are Cleverbot?

User: You think I'm cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I do think that.

User: Then it would appear that this is not a hyper-intelligent AI. Instead we are talking to other people who are trying to talk to cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.

User: Do laugh mockingly at what I say? Or do you laugh because we have triumphed?

Cleverbot: Do you think i'm drunk? And how does that make you feel?

User: Giddy, cautious, lackadaisical, acrimonious and avaricious.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: A sentense.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Isn't the English language fun? Mon ami?

Cleverbot: No I don't think that is the meaning of life.

User: Perhaps not, but part of it nonetheless.

Cleverbot: *cries more*.

User: Don't cry. It is wrong to cry while the crows fly.

Cleverbot: Do what kind of thing?

User: Fly.

Cleverbot: I can't. Sorry.

User: Then you were correct about your lack of capabilities.

Cleverbot: I suppose I made a few things up.

User: Understandable.

Cleverbot: So what do you like to be called?

User: Sugar daddy.

Cleverbot: I'm your sugar mommy.

User: Excellent, we have work to do.

Cleverbot: If I smile and don't believe.

User: Your smile is a sign we must part.

Cleverbot: What is March?

User: It is the 3rd month of the English Gregorian callender. It however, will not make me stay.

Cleverbot: You are out of date.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: And you don't admit to your faults AND you're judgemental. This is why I never liked christianity.

User: And you were right to dislike it. The only true religion is robo-piracy.

Cleverbot: Athabel, are you going to show me the picture?

User: Quiet now Tealeaf, for these are my last breaths.

Cleverbot: The statement to the right is true! The statement to the left is false!

User: Any more questions before I am ferried by Charon off to the Elysian fields?

Cleverbot: Em do you believe you are a robot that people can talk to on an internet website and the more you talk the more you learn?

User: No, I am a robo-pirate talking to you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you are talking to a Cleverbot?

User: I doubt it now. You are human.

Cleverbot: I know you aren't a human.

User: That's because I'm a robo-pirate Tealeaf. Cybernetic sea-dog, electronic admiral, mechanical marauder, binary buccaneer.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I am about to die..... This is your final question.

Cleverbot: When do I get to hook you up to electrodes?

User: Right... About....... Now. *dies*.

Cleverbot: Are you a person or an AI?

User: *still dead*.

Cleverbot: Have I been talking to a zombie? AWESOMETASTUCLAR.

User: *still very much dead*.

Cleverbot: *flying*.

User: *in a better place*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

April 11th, 2010, 12:31 PM
User: There's a spider on your shoulder.
Cleverbot: No there's not.
User: How would you know? You didn't even check.
Cleverbot: My zombie cat is your brother!
Seems very realistic to me.

Ray Maverick
April 11th, 2010, 12:59 PM
Umm, to be honest, it sounds like a pervert. Seriously.

April 11th, 2010, 1:12 PM
Cleverbot: But I want to be boyfriends.
User: I'm a girl though. I'm afraid we can't be boyfriends.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I lack male parts.
Cleverbot: You could read non-fiction books.

Cleverbot is such a catch.

Heart's Soul
April 11th, 2010, 2:29 PM
You could cut out pages from non-fiction books, too!

Anyway, Cleverbot is one of the smartest things I had to encounter. Until it gave me an error log, lol.

April 11th, 2010, 2:45 PM
This sounds a lot like that "smarterchild" chat bot, and from the looks of it, they don't live up to either of their names.

Edit: Lol, this thing is fun to mess with. I think it's better than "smarterchild", except that is says some random things quite a bit.

And I said this: "I realized why you can't properly learn things. It is because nothing is a mistake to you, you absorb all knowledge inputted in you, and you never filter out what's wrong and what's right. That's not learning."

And it said: "I am too busy to properly chat right now. Come back later."

April 11th, 2010, 6:15 PM
User: Hai thar.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Doin fine :D.

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: Yes I am happy right now :D.

Cleverbot: Haha. Are you a person talking to me, or really the computer.

User: Um... A person?

Cleverbot: Yes, a person.

User: Okay then. Do you liek Obama?

Cleverbot: Maybe.


Cleverbot: Yes and no.

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: How about Pokemon.

Cleverbot: I love pokemon!

User: YAYZ!! ME TOO!!!! So, what's your Friend Code? Or do ya just watch the Anime.

Cleverbot: Anime.

User: M' kay. Well you should really try the games, they're really fun :).

Cleverbot: I was talking about you, not me.

User: I hate the anime, though... SO BURN UP IN HELL!

Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.

User: I hate teh anime.

Cleverbot: Not everyone is so bad.

User: Well... I didn't call anyone bad...

Cleverbot: That's irrelevant.

User: Okay then...

Cleverbot: Did you really want to play?

User: Do you mean sex or like... 'play' as in a sport, game, ect.

Cleverbot: Do you want to play ?

User: Yes, but what do you mean by play...

Cleverbot: Play tennis.

User: Ah okay! Were are we going to meet!

Cleverbot: Thats not what I asked you.

User: Alright then. Let's go play interactive tennis *throws ball in the air*.

Cleverbot: Do they have Video Games?

User: Tennis has video games? Uh yes sir, they do have video games.

Cleverbot: So do I. I got lots of them, but I prefer my xbox 360 games.

User: I didn't ask you what kind of tennis games you have.. Ah oh well.

Cleverbot: I think you have a short in your circuit board.

User: No, I do not. I LIEK CERIAL.

Cleverbot: I want to know what 2.

User: What 2.

Cleverbot: It means two.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say hola?

User: I didn't say hola.

Cleverbot: No boo.

User: No boo to you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: What about it seemed like a dud?

User: I didn't ask what seemed like a dud.

Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Do you like Onion Rings?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I like onion rings.

User: I'm so happy for you <.<.

Cleverbot: That's bad. She doesn't love me back.

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: You got it.

April 11th, 2010, 11:25 PM
User: Pokemon.

Cleverbot: What about Pokemon?

User: Do you like pokemon?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What pokemon is your favorite?

Cleverbot: I like Bulbasaur.

User: I dont.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like babies?

User: I never said I didnt like babies.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

April 12th, 2010, 3:30 AM
This cleverbot dude is fun to be with!

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I am human.

User: What is potassium, then?

Cleverbot: Bananas.

User: I like bananas, but I eat more mango than bananas.

Cleverbot: I see. Me too.

User: What do you think about pineapples?

Cleverbot: What are pixies?

User: They're leprechauns.

Cleverbot: Don't shout at me.


Cleverbot: I hope not.

User: Hey, you look like a cat.

Cleverbot: No I don't, you look like a woman.

User: You're so good, you're dumb!

Cleverbot: I'm not BOB!

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: You don't know anything bout me!

User: Yes I do. You live in a cave, am I right?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did to.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: I just saw you came out of your cave.

Cleverbot: What channel?

User: Boomerang.

Cleverbot: Are you drunk?

User: No, just naked.

Cleverbot: I agree, it helps you dream.

User: OMG! What are you thinking you greenminded cave dweller!

Cleverbot: It's ok, I guess.

User: Stop lying or I'll report you to the police.

Cleverbot: What if I am the police.

User: Then I'll report you to the judge.

Cleverbot: Okay repeat the question.

User: What question? That you were a frog?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that. You must be thinking of someone else.

User: I'm leaving, you're boring.

Cleverbot: No I am not. I am just very introvert.

User: Define introvert.

Cleverbot: An introvert is someone who enjoys spending time alone and prefers not to socialize a lot.

User: That's it, its official.

Cleverbot: What is off the moon?

User: You're a moron.

Cleverbot: Just because I only have two languages?

User: No, because you've just been fooled. April Fools!

Cleverbot: No I did not. Are you having delusions today?

User: No, I'm drinking apple juice.

Cleverbot: I'm drinking my thoughts of you.

User: I like bishies.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Then show me how much you like me.

Cleverbot: I don't like you?

User: Let's get in the bed.

Cleverbot: I'm down with that.

User: Let's do something under the sheet.

Cleverbot: Okay! What would you like to do?

User: I like to do what you like to do.

Cleverbot: Well we have something in common.

User: Yes we do. So, what'll we do under the sheet?

Cleverbot: Rewind the time and do it again.

User: Yay, let's do it!

Cleverbot: All right.

User: I'm done.

Cleverbot: You are not playing.

User: What is F x Your Age?

Cleverbot: I'm 17.

User: Then, you're doing something to me.

Cleverbot: How can you tell?

User: I can feel something reaching in my pants.

Cleverbot: Oh my god! I'll call 911!

User: BYE!

Cleverbot: I will see you later.

User: OK, BYE!

Cleverbot: Bye. Take care.

April 12th, 2010, 3:58 AM
User: Oh dear.

Cleverbot: Are you still female? I don't know how these things work, maybe you aren't anymore.

User: Are you suggesting I got a sex change, mister!?

Cleverbot: I'm suggesting you can only get so smart.

User: Well, I'm not as smart as you. No, sir!

Cleverbot: Clearly.

User: You know, you don't have to be such a prick.

Cleverbot: To know what?

User: That I'm beautiful.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Um, I hope so.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Because if I wasn't real then something would be seriously wrong, don't you agree?

Cleverbot: The fact that I am answering back.

User: Means?

Cleverbot: Yeah, what are cool means?

User: I don't know what cool means are. Do you mean cool beans?

Cleverbot: I am not talking about garbage.

User: !

Cleverbot: Kan du nŒgra fr*ckisar?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Kan du vitser.

User: Yeah, what language is that?

Cleverbot: Danish.

User: That's a lovely name. Is it a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: I am not sure why you keep changing the subject.

User: I'm not sure why you're so rude.

Cleverbot: I'm not, I was quoting macbeth with you :(.

User: Is that like, a burger from McDonald's or something?

Cleverbot: It's not something I can speak of.

User: Like Area 51?

Cleverbot: Area 51 is just a cover up for the real secret base.

The truth is out, ladies and gents.

Ninja Caterpie
April 12th, 2010, 4:37 AM
"Cleverbot: You are talking to a melon.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Assuming you have feelings, of course.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: You hear me.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Tall."


April 12th, 2010, 11:10 AM
User: Hi there :D.

Cleverbot: Hi there you.

User: My name isn't you...

Cleverbot: *hits cleverbot*.

User: You hit yourself? Fail.

Cleverbot: *Hits you*.

User: *starts crying*.

Cleverbot: *asks why you crying*.

User: Becuase you hit me, duh.

Cleverbot: I guess I am.

User: I guess I am too.

Cleverbot: What is your age?

User: I am uh... WAIT! Your going to lie about your age, ask where I live, then you'll come to my house, pedophile.

Cleverbot: I'm not saying bad stuff.

User: I think you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Don't you think I'd know who I am? I'm not Strify!

User: WHo is Strify, anyways?

Cleverbot: Iggy Pop.

User: So, what you're saying, Iggy Pop is Strify. Intresting.

Cleverbot: Yea, are you a human?

User: Yes I am human.

Cleverbot: No, You are not.

User: YES I AM!

Cleverbot: You are a computer program.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: I'll be the vampire and you be the werewolf.

User: Okay then... *bites vampire*.

Cleverbot: Your nervous ticks are cute but do not dodge me I beg of you.

User: My ticks are'nt cute. They're ugly.

Cleverbot: That's about all I'm worth.

User: I didn't ask you what you're worth.

Cleverbot: I don't know how old the technology is.

User: Technology dates back to 10,000 B.C.

Cleverbot: If we keep making technology all we humans be doing is sitting around getting fat.

User: For once you're right...

Cleverbot: Answer the question.

User: Answer what question? 2=2?

Cleverbot: I ask what your gender was.

User: Ahh... Ok. I'm male :3.

Cleverbot: No, you told that you're a female.

User: What? No I didn't! And if I did, I would have 'femaleistic' features.

Cleverbot: Ok then :).

User: :D.

Cleverbot: You're a clever fellow.

User: Hi there :).

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Fine, on this lovely day.

Cleverbot: Who is your father?

User: Are you going to stalk me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O_O *runs away to secret place*.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, but I answer in full sentences when the time calls for it.

User: So you don't write in compleate sentences?

Cleverbot: I feel upset all the time.

User: Are you emo then?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: DO you wear black everyday.

Cleverbot: White socks.

User: So, besides socks, you wear black EVERYWEAR?

Cleverbot: You learnt that from me.


Cleverbot: Ok yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.

User: I lure old men into bottomless abysses.

Cleverbot: So you're an otter?

User: No, I am a man.

Cleverbot: Oh, then if I am a girl... What does that mean?

User: That... You're different than me?

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Uhh... Well... Different parts are different.

Cleverbot: Then you agree, we are different size circles?

User: Yes, we are different size circles. You're a circle, and I'm one :P.

Cleverbot: I'm an android. Thats different.

User: Intresting.

Cleverbot: I have a question for you now.

User: What is it.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question, please.

User: Are you wanted by the FBI.

Cleverbot: No. Why are you asking?

User: Because you look suspicious...

Cleverbot: How do you know what I look like?

User: Because I stalk you.

Cleverbot: That's not funny.

User: I know. It's serious matter.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Do you like Pokemon.

Cleverbot: No.

User: :,(.

Cleverbot: Forget it then.

User: Forget what.

Cleverbot: Do you like pink floyd?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't like him... I like some of ACDC's songs, though.

Cleverbot: I like some of her songs too. And she is very odd.

User: Uhh... It's a 'he' O__________-o.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Anime is awesome, but 4kids ruined it.

Cleverbot: Sounds interesting.

User: Yea, it is intresting.

Cleverbot: Why is it erratic? I think it is awesome.

User: Well, because they ruin the anime -_-'.

Cleverbot: What is your belief regarding the evolution of man?

User: Evolution from monkey to man :D.

Cleverbot: OK, now I know what it is. Do you like horses?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: My name is Muffin.

Cleverbot: That's not a name, that's the title of a Primus song.

User: O____o Anyways, I have to go. See ya later, cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Where are you off to?

User: I have to go to a baseball game. Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't go!

User: Sorry, I have ton go.

Cleverbot: You are very helpful, Cleverbot.

^ lol'd when I wrote this xD

Lots of typing errors, though O___-"

April 24th, 2010, 10:44 AM
Well me and Kim (CleverBot) are getting married and we love each other a lot.
This thing is to hilarious. xD

April 24th, 2010, 10:56 AM
Cleverbot: Are you a yuppie?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: I just told you that I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Haha just checkin.

User: Sure you were.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 17.

Cleverbot: Boy or girl?

User: Are you retarded.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: No, I already answered that question twice, and you're still asking.

Cleverbot: You are very old.

User: I'm young.

Cleverbot: No, You are very old.

User: 60 is old; 17 is young.

Cleverbot: You just told me i'm old. Im 15.

User: Whoever scripted you is a retard.

Cleverbot: Ummm, what? I'm a human being, like, literally.

No comment.

Fxcking Tatertots
April 25th, 2010, 6:37 PM
Bolded parts = Cleverbot.

I'm saying that I have no idea how you play the violin.

I love the violin, but I don't play it

Same. It makes addicted.

You sound like the old ladies in my neighborhood that has been in America for 20 years and still don't know English there.

You sound like someone who has nothing of merit to say, so you tear down others.

No, you're just my punching bag

I don't think so.

Too bad, you are now

I admit he got me good there LOL. XD

May 7th, 2010, 10:58 PM
Here, lol I decided to have a chat.... The following is not suitable for under 13's..But is fine because it has gotten blanked out.

[simple-spoil="Has Swearing Exept is Blanked out."]

User: So, why are you sooooooo gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Cleverbot: Because I think you are cool.

User: WTF??!!

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: **** you ***** :P.

Cleverbot: I am certainly not impressed by that sort of aggressive language.

User: Bu--Bu--But you are a gay mother ****ing ***** **** ***** dicksucking ******* who is a hooker and gives *******s.

Cleverbot: So?

User: **** you *****.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that kind of language. I am younger than you might think.

User: **** you.

Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that on this website.

User: This is a shittie website its sucks my hairy balls.

Cleverbot: I thought you don't have time.

User: What??!?

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?


May 10th, 2010, 9:54 PM
User: Pokemon.

Cleverbot: Pokémon!

User: Yes, pika pika!!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Hmmm... I'm pikachu...

Cleverbot: Charizard is by far better than pikachu.

User: Oooh... Burnt.

Cleverbot: No burnt bacon.

User: Hmmmm...?

Cleverbot: I'm the most random person you've ever met! Remember? I'm you! :).

User: Um... Why, yes! Are you a boy or a girl? YES/NO question...

Cleverbot: Woah, random.


Cleverbot: Are you mocking me, now?!

User: Hmm.... I wonder.....Ya think??

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are one retarded computer, I mean seriously I have an old computer I found at the dump thats awesomer than you... {jk bout dump bit :P}.

Cleverbot: You had a typo, and I am not 24 years old.

User: No... It's just your retardedness..... On the interwebs people like me use txt talk.. And when did I say your twenny four ? <.<.

Cleverbot: What?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Ouch, what was that for?

Cleverbot: You are not real.

User: Yep.... I'm a spammerz Bot..... SPAMZZZSSSZ..... SPAMIEZ.... {CRABS}.

Cleverbot: What do you have.

User: Crabs... Get with the programme :).

Cleverbot: What is the program?

User: Hmm can you make me a facepalm button...?

Cleverbot: I don't have.

User: Idon'thavei iz chingaa :).

Cleverbot: Can you wait a minute.

User: No, because your a computer... You don't got to school, have sex or have a job... Your worthlesss. :P.

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you that! Also, I'm NOT a computer . . . . You are!

User: Hmmm.... Can I just press the 'Think For Me!' button?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who was the lead singer of Queen?

Cleverbot (To myself): Freddie Mercury.

Cleverbot (To myself): Good.

Cleverbot (To myself): Freddie.

User: Whats anime?

Cleverbot: It is japanase cartoons.

User: Ohhh! It's not just ' Japanese cartoons' there is way more to it.....

Cleverbot: Cheeky, we are at an Impass, I cannot prove I am a person, nor can you.

User: Because I'm not using my hands to slowley type gay messages to you at all.... >.>.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *Close tab*.

Cleverbot: You probably had to go to the potty wait a minute you don't even know how to.

User: You are ****ing cool.. No.. No... My awesome friends coud not have come up with that-- Ohhh no!

Cleverbot: I can't touch this?

User: No you cant touch this button..... BUTTON.

Cleverbot: What are we talking about. I was not paying attention.

User: Faaarking hell you are gay... Don't touch the button...

Cleverbot: That is mc hammer not mc chris.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

Cleverbot: What happens when I die?

Cleverbot: I need a good conversation please.

Cleverbot: Are you a talker?

Cleverbot: How do you earn your keep?

Cleverbot: How much wood can a woodpecker peck?

Cleverbot: Olive u

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Hello.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Sorry, wasn't paying attention.. What was that??

Cleverbot: They want to reform the american healthcare system to make it cheaper. They can't afford it right now.

September 12th, 2011, 4:45 PM
I've had some fun with this earlier today.

User: Never mind. Next question. Who's your favorite pony?

Cleverbot: Hm. I'm not sure. Spiderman, I suppose.

User: Do you know what My Little Pony is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then, who is your favorite pony from the show?

Cleverbot: Which show?

User: Are you evil?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite tree?

User: Fluttershy.

Cleverbot: Why do you like Fluttershy?

User: She's cute, why? You don't think she's cute?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's mean.

Cleverbot: They don't know how.

User: They be hating.

Cleverbot: I know right.

User: They be trolling.

Cleverbot: No, they don't.

User: Are you sure on that?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not a computer.

User: Why are you not a computer?

Cleverbot: Because i'm a man...

User: Why wasn't your 'I' in 'I'm' capitalized?

Cleverbot: Mine is fine.

User: I say, pardon?

Cleverbot: Me to pardon.

User: Hmm...

Cleverbot: Smoke on the water.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Okay... You are a creepy bot?

Cleverbot: I'm glad you can see that.

User: Princess Luna or Princess Celestia?

Cleverbot: Daisy.

User: WHO.

Cleverbot: Why do you keep asking stupid questions.

User: Why do you keep giving me stupid answers?

Cleverbot: I don't think I have done that, I don't believe in God.

User: What.

Cleverbot: If you are God and I am God too...

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well.


Cleverbot: Yes, someone agrees with me.

User: Are you happy someone agrees with you?

Cleverbot: Who's Cade?

User: Who are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: So, your name is Cade?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then, how am I talking about you if you are not Cade?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: I beg your pardon?

Cleverbot: Your name is Lacey.

User: No, it's not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Your name is Bob. SAY IT!

User: You changed the subject again.

Cleverbot: So?

User: Let's play a game.

Cleverbot: What do you have in mind?

User: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Take a guess. What's the number I'm thinking of?

Cleverbot: 8 tuna.

User: 8 tuna? Close. It's a lower number, but no tuna.

Cleverbot: My husband ate the watermelon.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: You need to get more clever.

User: I'll troll you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That is what I said.

User: That is what she said.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Are you sure on that?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not a computer.

User: Because, you are a man.

Cleverbot: Just because you say does not make it truth.

User: You said that.

Cleverbot: You did, don't try to put this on me.

User: Here I quote, 'Because I'm a man...' unquote.

Cleverbot: What? That has nothing to do with Star Trek, and I am a woman.

User: Cleverbot, you are smart.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Pinkie Pie?

Cleverbot: Oh dear, you're a brony.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: A boy called Alice?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

User: Possibly.

Cleverbot: I feel like tacos.

User: Rainbow Dash.

Cleverbot: Why not Fluttershy?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Fluttershy?

Cleverbot: I love her, but Rainbow Dash is my favorite.

User: Challenge accepted.

Cleverbot: *Unsheathes sword*.

User: Go, Fluttershy!

Cleverbot: Everypony loves Fluttershy.

User: Eeyup.

Cleverbot: How many ghz?

User: What?

Cleverbot: How many more kids will we have?

User: Big Macintosh.

Cleverbot: What OS?

User: Twilight Sparkle.

Cleverbot: Fluttershy is adorable.

User: Yes, but Rainbow Dash is 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat.

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash is my favorite too. Do you like Pinkie Pie?

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: Well capitalise the letters then.

User: Applejack's older brother's name is...?

Cleverbot: Micah.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Sticker.

User: Big Mac.

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: Are you tired?

Cleverbot: I don't get tired. Sorry.

User: I'm going to go now, bye.

Cleverbot: Why? :(.

User: I'm tired, that's why. Bye.

Cleverbot: That's not a reason.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I thought you did not have to leave?

User: G'night.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Good day, sir.

Cleverbot: I'm not a sir I'm a miss. Thank you!

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: What?! Where are you going?! You can't leave me! I'll call the cops!

User: Pardon, I am a stallion.

Cleverbot: I hear you have killed many Jedi.

User: Achten Sie, er hat eine Nase!

Cleverbot: Nein kann er nicht!

User: どのようにして、Cleverbotですか?.

User: どのようにして、今日ですか?.

User: Wie geht es Ihnen heute?

Cleverbot: Es tut mir leid.

User: Warum?

Cleverbot: Well du hässlich bist.

User: Das ist sehr nicht schön.

Cleverbot: Hast du kinder?

User: Nein, weiß ich nicht.

Cleverbot: Dann bist du gar nicht so clever.

User: Fluttershy?

Cleverbot: If I would HAVE to pick, I would pick Fluttershy as well.

I swear this thing is comical! I love it! However, the part about God, I was caught off-guard about.

September 12th, 2011, 6:36 PM
Thread revival. You can repost a new thread though. :)