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November 5th, 2004, 7:26 PM
Let's just see how long we can make this list!

You Know You Play Too Much Pokemon When...

1. You have every game
2. You've caught'em all on every game
3. You restart them just to do it all again
4. You have both of Ash's hats (if a guy) or both of May's bandannas (if a girl)
5. You never leave the house without one of the two hats/bandannas
6. You wear your Ash hat/May bandanna to school even though the school handbook explicitly says "No hats/bandannas"
7. You have Ash's "That's right! I hereby declare to the Pokemon of the world" speech memorized
8. You have a Pikachu plushie (I do!)
9. You have at least one other Pokemon plushie (me again, I have a Koffing and a mini Gyarados)
10. You can imitate Ash's voice

November 5th, 2004, 8:29 PM
You know you play to much Pokemon when....

1. You call Butterfly's Butterfree's
2. You call Ferrets Furrets
3. You can do any Pokemon voice
4. You memorized every Pokemon Theme song

November 5th, 2004, 8:56 PM
If these are all true, then I DEFINETLY play too much!!
1. you know exactly what pokemon Ash is gonna use in every battle w/o seeing the episode before and what attacks he's gonna use (i do this all the time and my mom gets scared LOL)
2. you have no idea what the quadratic formula is but you know every pokemon type and weakness.

November 5th, 2004, 8:59 PM
I can do a really good Jigglypuff/ Pikachu voice xD

I'm definently addicted...I'm like the ONLY female fan left at my high school...everyone thinks they're too good for it x____x

1) You decide to call your next pet cat Meowth, dog Growlithe etc.
2) You make your pets dress up as Pokemon and put them in a Red-And-white painted bucket and carry them around in it, like a Pokeball.
3) You see Squirtles and Horsea at the beach

November 5th, 2004, 9:03 PM
I do all of these! I guess I do like it too much! LOL
1. You see caterpie and weedle instead of real caterpillars
2. you start singing all the pokemon songs you know when your bored.
3. you daydream about pokemon is class

November 6th, 2004, 7:17 AM
Can we keep it consecutive? I'll assume the last one was 22.

23. You sing the theme song in the shower
24. You flunk a history test because you keep putting Pokemon people, places and things as the answers.
25. When asked to write a "What I did this summer" essay, you turn in a fifty page Pokemon fanfic
26. Your English teacher refuses to accept the papers where you dotted all the i's with Poke Balls
27. You teach the school band the Red/Blue opening
28. You wish Brock would come serenade the two prettiest girls in your school
29. Your notebook has more Pikachu doodles than notes
30. Your teacher recognizes your "I'm-daydreaming-about-Pokemon" face

November 6th, 2004, 4:42 PM
31. You see Pokemon in your sleep.
32. You can predict all the new Pokemon name, and types....

November 6th, 2004, 5:02 PM
When you replace everday words with Pokemon names:

Hey Charles lets pick up some pizza.

Turns into:

Hey Charizard lets go pick up some Pikachu.

November 6th, 2004, 5:08 PM
33. Your school principal considers your Poke Ball stash concealed weapons
34. You set three extra places just in case Ash, Misty, and Brock stop by your house for dinner
35. You practice the characters' Poke Ball throws underwater since you're not that graceful on land
36. You run up a $200+ dollar phone bill for constantly calling the Nintendo tip line for help on FR/LG
37. You practice squinting so you look more like Brock
38. You can hold said squint for hours at a time
39. You play with your food pretending the food is Pokemon (i.e. chicken=Blaziken; ketchup=Flamethrower; salad=Venusaur; dressing=Solarbeam)
40. (from 34) Ash, Misty, and Brock actually stop by your house for dinner

November 6th, 2004, 5:12 PM
39. You play with your food pretending the food is Pokemon (i.e. chicken=Blaziken; ketchup=Flamethrower; salad=Venusaur; dressing=Solarbeam)LMAO! That was by FAR one of the funniest things I have ever read xD

November 6th, 2004, 5:21 PM
Thank you!

41. Your computer plays the Red/Blue opening when booting up and the Hall of Fame when shutting down.
42. You stick a poster of Ash and Pikachu on the ceiling so they're the first thing you see when you get up in the morning and the last thing you see before going to bed at night.
43. Your friends don't know which is worse: the Emergency Broadcast System or you constantly singing "Two Perfect Girls" in a PERFECT Brock voice.

November 7th, 2004, 10:05 AM
44. You hack in to Nintendo just to see what other Pokemon ideas they have.
45. You count Mareep when you can't sleep. If it goes on for a LONG while, you imagine they evolve into Flaffy.
46. You protest against a company that sells steak, claiming they're "Killing the Tauros and Miltank populations"
47. You're afraid of omelets, thinking they'll pop up and use Hypnosis on you.
48. Nintendo calls you for help.
49. You manage to stuff things that Pokemon resemble into little balls. (Staryu = starfish, Squritle = turtle, etc.)
50. You walk around humming the Pokemarch, hoping that Pokemon and small animals will follow you.

November 7th, 2004, 11:08 AM
51.you start making up your own pokemon/people and mail it to nintendo

November 7th, 2004, 11:15 AM
52. Your e-mail sig quotes random Pokemon episodes
53. You re-enact episodes of Pokemon with friends and family (starring your little brother's hamster as Pikachu, your big sister as Misty, and her boyfriend as Brock)
54. You do Brock's "BUT I WANNA DOUGHNUT!" scream every time you pass a doughnut place
55. The phones in your house don't ring anymore...now they say "Ring, Ring, Ring! Phone call! Phone call!"

November 7th, 2004, 11:48 AM
56.you start throwing the pikachu plushie in the air and yelling "Pikachu use thunderbolt!"
57.your locker has pokemon drawings taped on in every possible place
58.you start making your own theme songs and recording them

November 7th, 2004, 12:03 PM
59. When you deny that you play it too much! XD

November 7th, 2004, 12:09 PM
60.when you go into a pokemon trance and say things like "growlithe counter with flamethrower!"
61.when your on PC all day
62.when you imagine your evil computers teacher being clobbered by pokemon

November 7th, 2004, 12:37 PM
63. Every calendar in your house is marked with the Pokemon release days.
64. You own the Pikachu N64.
65. You get a weird urge to have a doughnut whenever Brock appears on the screen
66. You've gone through an entire box of doughnuts in a single episode due to said urges
67. You have the Team Rocket routine memorized.
68. You have an impressive VS. record with Pikachu in SSBM

November 7th, 2004, 12:44 PM
69.you rush home every day after school to watch pokemon

November 7th, 2004, 12:51 PM
70. You rec. every Pokemon epidsod you watch and if you can't record you won't watch it.

November 7th, 2004, 12:54 PM
71. You own every Promotional Item made....

November 7th, 2004, 12:55 PM
72. You and your friends hold Pokemon episode marathons followed by contests to see who can remember the most lines.
73. You make up your own characters so you don't fight over who gets Ash, Brock, Tracey, and the Gym Leaders so often
74. Every time you write an 'L', it comes out looking like the symbol on Ash's hat
75. You make up your own episodes and watch them in your dreams.

November 7th, 2004, 12:59 PM
76.every time you turn the corner and see team rocket and shoot them

November 7th, 2004, 1:05 PM
77. While studying ancient Rome in history class, you subconsciously write 'Pokemon" next to the word 'Coliseum' whenever the word appears in your book
78. You force your teacher to sit through a three hour lecture about Pokemon (complete with pictures, audio and video before she leaves for Japan
79. People regularly bring back Pokemon stuff for you when they go on vacation
80. Of your family's trip to New York, all you remember is blowing 200+ dollars at the Pokemon Center and seeing Pokemon Live!

espeon and umbreon
November 7th, 2004, 1:13 PM
You start to think your teacher is pokemon.
You know all the episode title of pokemon
You know when Ash's pokemon evolves

November 7th, 2004, 2:32 PM
84. You recite entire Pokemon episodes from memory, complete with voices, sound effects, and music.
85. You do the above in Japanese
86. You lie awake at night wondering what the Diamond/Pearl episodes will be like
87. All your teachers get named after Gym Leaders

November 7th, 2004, 2:41 PM
88. When this is the result of a How much you are Obessed with pokemon Quiz. (http://www.dragonflycave.com/butterfree/obsession.htm) You are 56% obsessed! You're a true fan, and not only of the games or anime or creatures, but the whole thing. Nevertheless, you don't live and breathe Pokemon.

November 7th, 2004, 2:46 PM
89. When you get a new pet you say "All right! I caught a _____!"
90. You pull your big brother away by the ear when he startes at someone.

November 7th, 2004, 3:00 PM
91. Your baseball skills have gotten progressively worse since your pitching now follows every movement of Ash's Poke Ball toss
92. You go through countless bottles of styling gel trying to get your hair to look like Jessie's
93. You are known as the "walking Pokedex"

espeon and umbreon
November 8th, 2004, 12:19 AM
94. You do your sums like clefairy + clefable= instead of 30+ 1080000.
95. When you introduce yourself you say, Hi I'm_______ from pallet town!
96. You know all of the trainers in all the pokemon games.
97. You start to think your teacher is saying, pika, pikachu!
98. You know how to pronounce all of the pokemon names.

November 8th, 2004, 12:23 AM
99.you know that pikachu is the 25th pokemon(omg, i do XD)
100.you have been playing this game (XD)

November 8th, 2004, 12:32 AM
101. You own the one and only Pikachu-Mobile :D

There might be more than one, not sure ^-^

November 8th, 2004, 7:22 PM
102: When you hear about the Crips and Bloods fighting each other, you think that they're Team Magma and Team Aqua.
103: You're a cop and you pull someone over and give them some "stick time" just because he or she said Pokmon sucks.
104: (This one's something that shouldn't be said in here. PM me if you want to know this one.)

November 8th, 2004, 7:43 PM
105. You have a Shiny PikaBug in your garage
106. The liscence plate on said PikaBug has something to do with Pokemon (i.e. 'PKMNFAN', 'ASHNMSTY')
107. Your mom is constantly threatening to break your 2 B A Master CD because you play it so much
108. You make a tape of your Pokemon CDs and sing with them out loud on the bus
109. Even your cat knows the words to the theme song, "Pokemon World", and the PokeRap.

November 8th, 2004, 11:32 PM
110. You can quote every single person on the eps without thinking.
111. You can name every singe Trainer on the Games in order of game and location.
112. You can name in order all the moves, levels, and nicknames, etc. of those said Trainers' Pokemon.
113. You look at an ink cartridge and say "And that's Pokemon Inkjet Tri-Colour Red/Blue/Yellow.
114. You say, "Hey, I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!" as a greeting.
115. You bought all the badges and pinned them to your school uniform, thus getting on detention.
116. You got a laminated Trainer Card made, and whenever you go past someone, you flash the Trainer Card at them.

November 8th, 2004, 11:35 PM
117. You dress up as a Pikachu handing out fliers of the release dates of all the Pokemon Games/Movies/Merch etc.
118. You buy the trademark Ash hat from the first series (oops. I did that. xD I will post a piccie one day!)

espeon and umbreon
November 9th, 2004, 1:16 AM
119. You wear costume that relates to pokemon every Halloween
120. You remember all of the pokemon anime character's name and their pokemons.

November 9th, 2004, 6:26 AM
121. You're dissecting fish in biology class, and you can't stop thinking about Magikarp.
122. You're not allowed near any round objects for fear that you will catch people with them.
123. All those of the opposite gender are now afraid of you since you started liking Brock
124. You go through a $50 printer cartridge just printing Poke-pictures.
125. 929 MB of your computer are devoted to Pokemon pictures you've either found or drawn yourself. As for the full episodes and movies...those have their own directory

November 9th, 2004, 5:56 PM
126. You watch boxing, and can't stop thinking "Hitmonchan"

November 9th, 2004, 6:00 PM
127: you know too much of pokemon when you find out your the creator of pokemon..

November 9th, 2004, 6:21 PM
128. Your cell phone/pager's number is 765-3666 because those numbers spell out POK-EMON
129. The wooded area behind your house is dubbed "The Safari Zone"
130. You look up at the stars and wonder which one is Jirachi

November 10th, 2004, 1:14 PM
You know all the levels of pokemon evlove.
Your room is pokemon.
You play with rats because you think it's Pikachu.

November 10th, 2004, 1:18 PM
134. You feed gum to your dog in hopes that he grows cooler/tougher/more beautiful/cuter/smarter
135. You go into your local video store with $50. You come out with $49.95 in Pokemon episodes and movies

November 10th, 2004, 2:45 PM
135. You name all your stuffed animals after pokemon (Horse= Ponyta, Cat= Meowth or Skitty)
136. You buy a T Shirt with Pikachu on it even though it is to small for you to wear. (and I mean small)

November 10th, 2004, 2:51 PM
137. When you have a Farfetchd bingo every Christmas.
138. When you own a bag that can hold a huge load of items.

espeon and umbreon
November 11th, 2004, 4:20 AM
139. You buy all of the pokemon stuff ( I mean all!)

November 12th, 2004, 3:57 PM
140: you name your hermit crab krabby (so unoriginal) i have one but would never name it krabby..

November 12th, 2004, 4:26 PM
143. You take pictures of your Pokemon plushies
144. You write a report using said pictures
145. You mail said report to the closest college/university
146. You have so much Pokemon stuff, the Pokemon Center in New York pales in comparison
147. The guy at the comic/manga store always tells you when there's new Pokemanga in stock
148. You draw Pokemanga.

November 12th, 2004, 5:12 PM
149: You are concerned about your family because they dont like pokemon
150: You can't belive you lost intrest in pokemon for a few hours last year
151: You try to come up with a list of pokemon moves that your friend's might know
152: You spend countless hours searching for shiny pokemon in the video games
153: Non only do you complete your pokedex, you keep one of each stage in the evolution set (shiny, & not shiny) in Pokemon Box

espeon and umbreon
November 12th, 2004, 5:39 PM
154. For your fiction story assigment you write story about pokemon.
155. When you see a cloud that looks like a mouse you think it's a Rattata.

November 12th, 2004, 11:28 PM
You see a strange light streak across the sky and you think it is Mew

You name your chicken Blaziken and try to teach it karate

Your diet consists completely of Pokemon candy

You catch a small fish, throw it back in and run away because you think it'll evolve into gyarados

You've learned to burp the Pokedex

November 13th, 2004, 6:33 AM
161. You try to make Pokebolcks with the food processor
162. All you wind up making is a huge mess
163. You get grounded for a week after that Pokeblock incident

November 18th, 2004, 2:27 PM
164. You throw toy pokeballs at people when you get angry

165.You actully thought something would come out of them

166.You have so many cards that you fill up a kiddy pool and swim in them (no lie)

167.You have taught all of your family members how to play your ruby version

168. You burned a 80 min CD full of nothing but pokemon songs

169. you love to use these little pictures in you posts:16: :15: :chu: :18:

November 18th, 2004, 3:24 PM
170:Your Backpack is full of berries

November 18th, 2004, 5:14 PM
171 - Can't stop thinking of nicks to give your Pokmon

172 - Miss the **** game every time ya turn it off :paranoid:

espeon and umbreon
November 18th, 2004, 10:08 PM
173. Evolved all of your pokemons in one day at games.

Dark Magician
November 19th, 2004, 3:14 PM
174. Even your parents know the name of pokemons
175. You have pkmn underware
176. You call your litte brother Max
177. You paint your hamster yello
178. Instead of calling yunk food candy you call it pokeblocks
179. You spike up your hair and dress like Ash
180. Go to the woods and trow toy pokeballs at anymals trying to catch them

November 19th, 2004, 5:12 PM
When you have a crush on one of the characters, LOL. XD

November 28th, 2004, 4:30 PM
36. When you name all kanto gym leadders in 1o seconds(no lie) 35.When you make pokemon into a study.