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Miss Doronjo
April 9th, 2011, 4:25 PM
Quite similar to the "Dear Anonymous" (http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=243469) thread in OVP, this thread's purpose is for you to get something off your chest -- whether its something what you love, some suggestions to the pokemon company, something that grinds your gears, etc. It can be basically about anything, this time, relating to the pokemon franchise.

In short, you can use this thread as kind of a "template" on if you've ever want to write a letter, starting with "Dear Pokemon".

April 9th, 2011, 4:45 PM
Dear Pokemon,
Scolipede is the tallest, heaviest Bug Pokemon out there, yet you gave it base 90 Attack. It should've been higher, like at around base 95 or even at base 100.

April 9th, 2011, 5:28 PM
Dear Pokemon,

Thank you for not screwing up Generation 5 because after Sinnoh, I really lost a lot of faith in you. My faith was restored with the release of Black and White. Ya done good.

April 9th, 2011, 5:41 PM
Dear Pokemon,

More games, more anime episodes, more movies, more TCG, moar plz.

April 9th, 2011, 6:08 PM
Dear Pokemon,

I would like to thank you for giving me a childhood, to give me something to enjoy whenever I was down, to give me something to do whenever I'm having a bad day, to give me something to enjoy, and thank you for giving me something that would be with me for an entire lifetime.

There's not really much else to say, but to thank you for giving me so, so much, so much that would've made a drastic change had I not came across you.

April 9th, 2011, 6:51 PM
Dear Pokemon

Your first 3 generations were the only good ones. The characters now kinda look like a imagination of a 8 year old. Sorry but that is how I feel.

April 9th, 2011, 7:49 PM
Dear Pokemon,

Thank you for being such awesome games. I will always remember playing Yellow during summer vacation, unwrapping Silver on my birthday, freaking out when I lost my Sapphire, and discovering EV's in my Platinum. Awesome times, awesome times indeed. :3


PS: Thank you for having Typhlosion as a Pokemon. He is awesome. That is all.

April 9th, 2011, 7:51 PM
Dear Pokemon,

Thank you for Dent.

& everything else too. :3

April 9th, 2011, 8:00 PM
Dear Pokemon,

Please make poison type have advantage against water and electric, Grass type have less weaknesses and a Bug/Dragon as a pseudo-legendary or Water/Bug as starter.

And thank you for all entertainment you have give all this time. I hope you don't screwed and I will keep my faith in you as best as I can.

The Noob Hacker
April 9th, 2011, 9:06 PM
Dear Pokemon,

Please stop making Pokemon based around man made objects, it just looks silly. I mean, if they were made by humans and it shows, then that's fine. But Pokemon like Vanillish and Garbador disturb me because there is no way real or made up evolution (scientific evolution, that is) could produce those things. I don't know if it's just me, but I like my Pokemon to look organic unless if there is a good reason that they are otherwise.

April 9th, 2011, 9:21 PM
Dear Pokemon,

Please allow all Pokemon to talk. If they're smart enough to learn new complicated moves then they should be able to learn a language. Meowths and Psychic pokemons can be the teachers.

Pokemon Trainer Touko
April 9th, 2011, 9:38 PM
Dear Pokemon,

Thank you for naming Touko after me! XD

April 9th, 2011, 11:01 PM
Dear Pokemon,

You took out walking with your Pokemon. And nullified use of the Pokewalker a year after you launched it. Whyyyyyy? Why do you taunt me so? Was it all but a sinister means of luring me back into the Pokemon World? Tricking me into believing that I may wander around the lands with my Pokemon at my heels, spouting random symbols of its affection and the occasional brown fluff? Or just to irk me when a tall gangly green-haired young man decides to accuse me of entrapping many large toothsome creatures in small portable spheres?

But thank you for realizing Team Rocket does NOT need to appear every single episode as a running gag. I quite like the change of pace.

Elite Overlord LeSabre™
April 10th, 2011, 8:42 AM
Dear Pokemon,

More female trainers like Leaf, less female trainers like Hilda, please.

And please remember to include the Vs Seeker in every Pokemon game from here on out.


April 10th, 2011, 8:46 AM
Dear Pokemon,
Thank for creating Team Rocket and all its members. :3

April 10th, 2011, 10:06 AM
Dear Pokemon,
Scolipede is the tallest, heaviest Bug Pokemon out there, yet you gave it base 90 Attack. It should've been higher, like at around base 95 or even at base 100.

I think Steelix is even worse. I mean cmon. How the hell does that thing only have a base attack of 85?

April 10th, 2011, 11:36 AM
Dear Pokemon,
Please make a modern Pokemon TCG title for the DS, or something. Endless love. <3

Mr Cat Dog
April 10th, 2011, 12:16 PM
Dear Pokemon,

Thank you for making it so there are so few Pokemon in Black version that give out Speed EVs. Seriously... it's so refreshing having to fight Woobat after Woobat after Woobat just to make my Tynamo go faster... [/sarcasm]


April 11th, 2011, 7:42 PM
Dear Pokémon,

I am still patiently waiting for you to go "oops, our mistake" and rescind Ambipom's membership from the list of Pokémon.

Also, please hurry up and release that Vanillite plush. And the zukan. Same with Litwick's line. And then ignore gen 5 and go back to gen 4 so that Cherrim can have more merch! ^__^

Much love,
That One Girl With The Restraining Order On All Ambipom (So Stop Posting Pictures Of Them On Her Profile)

April 11th, 2011, 8:21 PM
Dear Pokemon,

I'd like to see the same effort used in the creation of the 4th Generation Pokemon, used in future generations as well. You can say that Sinnoh sucked as a region, but you can't deny that its inhabiting Pokemon looked excellent, well, most of them. I'd also like to see an actual, suspensful plotline, sometime in the future.

Love, the only one who loved the 4th generation <3