View Full Version : Halo 2 made by ... Nintendo???

December 31st, 2004, 5:40 AM
Yes. These three pieces made help you see that Halo 2 made have been made by Nintendo than Bungie.
Also, it seems that Bungie copied Nintendo as well. Read:
Yes, some of you diehard retro gamers may remember that the original 'Halo' game was actually on the Nintendo Entertainment System and was a registered copyright of Nintendo R&D1. However the game got abismal sales and was lost in Nintendo's back catalogues of their poorer products - several million unsold copies of 'Zombies Ate my Neighbours' are also rumored to line these not-so-hallowed halls of Nintendo's main offices in Japan.

A certain Mr. Fred Gamelot stumbled across this stark reminder being one of the few people to play the game. He claimed to have been "shocked" yet "pleased" to find that such a great "gaming title had original been made by Nintendo" and felt "ashamed to think that he had believed that a company of Microsoft's standards" had invented such "novel gaming".

Here we can see a reference image of the original cartridge that Fred found whilst cleaning out what he described as an "everyday dirt mess in an urban ghetto"

Exhibit A -
Mr. Gamelot has been in contact with Nintendo of America over this blatant breach of both trademarked name, and gameplay style, the original 'Halo' was dubbed to be a "fine top-down-shooter, innovative game that brings whole new levels of violence into the home, graphically, it can't get much better than this" by an independent games magazine.

NoA have still yet to release an official press statement, but it seems highly likely that a court case could be go - another item to stand alongside Nintendo's impressive legal history of shutting down porn sites because they may offend Nintendo product consumers, closing down established sites in fear that they might one day sell up shop and cash in on Nintendo trademarks, attacking piracy in China - causing a mental nightmare for all of China's up and coming script kiddies.

Indeed, what a revelation in gaming this has turned out to be. We look forward to seeing Nintedo's response to how they forgot about this title and how an "emo" child from a sub-urban gangbang may be charging them a hefty commission for his findings.

Could it be true? The sercret to Halo's fame was actually Nintendo? I'll let you decide.

Now. Before you start your rant, flame, etc. This was made for laughs. :laugh:So it's fake. No harm to Bungie, Nintendo, or Halo/2.

December 31st, 2004, 6:52 AM
I've heard that before. Ninja Gaiden was the same story. It was first released on the NES, but it barely sold enough for a sequel to be made. After Ninja Gaiden 2 released and went through its hype, everyone forogt about the series until it was ressurrected by Microsoft for the X-box.

December 31st, 2004, 6:59 AM
I haven't heard that before, but anything is possible. Even so, nobody will care XD

December 31st, 2004, 7:33 AM
All of you do realize that this is fake, right? Nintendo never made Halo for the NES. tmbjr, Microsoft didn't make Ninja Gaiden, it was made by Team Ninja which is part of Temco which made the original game. So it wasn't Microsoft's idea to resurrect Ninja Gaiden.

Drizzt' Do Urden
December 31st, 2004, 10:13 AM
Those are some cool pics Kip-Kip, there kinda funny.

December 31st, 2004, 10:33 AM
I must tell Nintendo about this!

Jeremy: Halo was made y'all!
Nintendo of America: Who are you?
XD J/k Get it? XD

Sweetie, you didn't fool me! XD Well ya did caught my attention. XD Whew that was funny! XD

December 31st, 2004, 10:38 AM
Who made that great box art?

December 31st, 2004, 12:21 PM
Who made that great box art?
I'm not sure. I saw the article and box art on a forum called, "The Sacred Realm Community." It's an Nintendo forum. The box art is amazing. I thought it was funny so I decided to share it with all of you. :D