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Mystical Mewtwo
February 16th, 2004, 7:47 PM
If you can read the title, then you probably get the idea!

The goal is to make me laugh! Were trying to see who the funniest person at PC is! Give a go! Who is it?

Rules? No rules! You can post a picture of you doing something insane, you can attach a sound clip of you saying something funny, or you could just type something hilarious!

Whoever makes me laugh the hardest wins! Ready? Set? Go!!

February 16th, 2004, 7:53 PM
I'll make you laugh. I just need climb through this moniter to tickle you with this big feather............................................................ No can do, I'm sorry you'll have to wait until the next willing person arrives...

February 16th, 2004, 7:54 PM
u know this is just like trying to get a 10/10 when i grade a fanfic/pic and as far as im concerned, u could be laughing ur head off and saying it wasn't funny on the forums

February 16th, 2004, 7:58 PM
u know this is just like trying to get a 10/10 when i grade a fanfic/pic and as far as im concerned, u could be laughing ur head off and saying it wasn't funny on the forums
O_o Why would someone do that...? :P

February 16th, 2004, 8:01 PM
O_o Why would someone do that...? :P
so he could have who he wants to win maybe?

February 16th, 2004, 8:12 PM
so he could have who he wants to win maybe?
You have a point but the winner doesn't even get anything anyway...

February 16th, 2004, 9:34 PM
still...anyways i only know older jokes that are just...old...i wasn't gonna join anyways...

February 16th, 2004, 9:40 PM
I think most people here are just waiting for another momumental showdown by the ever clever Dakota. :P

February 16th, 2004, 9:48 PM
Me: Like they say...im a newb
Croud: *gasp*
Me(annoyed): anyways...Dakota usually starts these things?

February 16th, 2004, 9:54 PM
No, he just makes very funny voice recordings and jokes regulerly. He has his new recording in the Singing Contest thread. XD

February 16th, 2004, 9:57 PM
and i suppose it's really funny?

February 17th, 2004, 3:45 AM
you want me to be funnY!? read my name then go to http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/insanity_test.htm And do wat it says...
then if you still aint satisfied got to www.homestarrunner.com

we need to get dakota in here

John Denver
February 17th, 2004, 5:52 AM
Here I cooome to save the DAAAAY!!!

Aww crap my foot!!

Well anywho, I think I can only do decent recordings spur of the moment. I one of those guys that if you ASK me to be funny I'm as dull as a friggin rock...

I'll come up with a sound file, eventually...

but until then BOO ya!

February 17th, 2004, 6:06 AM
Ooh... a funnyness contest mmm? I think 100marios and... *stares blankly at Dakota* would have the highest chances of suceeding. XD I myself however, have a very low probability, so I think I will spectate this contest. ^_^;

Mystical Mewtwo
February 17th, 2004, 8:14 AM
Firstly, dont worry, ill tell the truth on weather i laugh or not. Trust me. But if you still dont, optic, would you become a judge with me?

That way we can see who is really the funniest. He dosnt lie.

Muffin Man
February 17th, 2004, 10:59 AM
Hopefully this will work...
I try my hardest...i really do... :cheeky:

John Denver
February 17th, 2004, 12:59 PM
You...showed the same one 4 times...well maybe if you had added a joke in there with the smiles in between it woulda been funny...ah well...

Soon...soon I say...

February 17th, 2004, 1:06 PM
what is black and blue ALL over? that kid after my friend got done with him!
:knockedou *farts* rrk!
:confused: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG! *runs out of room*
:laugh: hahahahahahahahahaha

Mystical Mewtwo
February 17th, 2004, 2:10 PM
Impagumi (or whatever), you cant attack other peoples or other websites stuff! You have to do something of your own!

Muffin Man, yours made me laugh. The randomness of it all XDXD

John Denver
February 17th, 2004, 2:14 PM
I guess I'm harder to crack then....

I think only....2...members on PC have made me laugh hysterically...freaky

BOO ya!

February 17th, 2004, 2:19 PM
it is imakuni mm2 you may call me ngpoke if it helps. i wasnt attacking a website... ]
i was trying to attack with it. read my old post i edited it to make more sense

February 17th, 2004, 2:23 PM
hehe...That one big smiley that he had in the center was funny...yeah it was


I'm gonna say BOO ya!

Dragon Man
February 17th, 2004, 2:23 PM
Could I be a judge? *Thinks that Sapphire Latios might do well also* I know some jokes but they are all bad like this: A man tried to bite a computer but broke his two front teeth. Another one: A man slipped and fell in a pile of leaves. Lol, corny jokes=Bad score for me!

John Denver
February 17th, 2004, 2:31 PM
People have to be funny naturally, like in a book I read... there was this guy who was trying to be weird like his sister, who failed. Some people are born with funniness, some aren't. =D (But that's my opinion. =P)

February 17th, 2004, 2:32 PM
I think I can be funny! No I'm serious! C'mon now..:)

How bout some Yo Mamma jokes!

"Yo mamma is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the DRIVE WAY!"

"Yo mamma is so old, when I told her to act her age, she DIED!"

"Yo mamma is so ugly, when she went to a beauty parlor, it took 3 hours for an ESTIMATE!"

My work is done here

*runs off into the mist*

February 17th, 2004, 2:33 PM
how about this...I spend all my time drawing I have little to no friends and i have no life!!

John Denver
February 17th, 2004, 2:35 PM
Oh my, Miyu-chan, I didn't know that you could be so funny. o.o;

February 17th, 2004, 2:48 PM
I only WISH that I, Miyu-Chan, were as hilariously funny as you, Dakota...

OH you CRACK me UP!! Just the mere SIGHT of your posts makes my liver BURST with painful laughter..

(ok I think that was a bit too much) :P:)

John Denver
February 17th, 2004, 3:08 PM
Then aren't you like that Greek dude of fire in the Greek myths? That Vulture eating liver dude, cept that your liver isn't eaten by a vulture. :P

February 17th, 2004, 3:51 PM

Dakota! You found me out! now I must kill you and all that have seen you...

*whips out shotgun*


John Denver
February 17th, 2004, 3:56 PM
How can you kill me if this is cyberspace, the internet? :P You can do anything here, kinda like in the Matrix. Mwahaha!

February 17th, 2004, 4:18 PM
Hmm, your right!

*hacks PC*
*delete's Dakota's account*
*see's Dakota crying*


I wouldn't do that, not to yoooouuu

hey, is someone gonna post a funny or WHAT! C'mon Dakota! Do something funny!

Mystical Mewtwo
February 17th, 2004, 5:15 PM
HAHAHAHAHA! THat was funy PTC! (hehe..)

February 17th, 2004, 5:34 PM
you want funny... poop...
wait that wasnt funny...?
fine... **pretends to drive car**
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu m bum bum brum brum bum suuuuuuiiieiiiieeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! (race car noises)

February 17th, 2004, 6:54 PM
i have this old school joke...its the duck joke...problem is...needs 3 people to make fun of...

February 17th, 2004, 7:11 PM
aye aye! Oro? :laugh: i'm not funny, i'm weird. anyways, we're sapposed to make MM2 laugh? okay....*starts rubbing hands together* i got this in the bag! *runs at Scott and breaks a leg by tripping over a grain of sand* :laugh:

February 18th, 2004, 3:59 AM
Two guys walk into a bar... you think someone would have seen it.
There is three guys, Billgates a Rabbi and a boyscout.
They are on a plane. It is about to crash and there are only2 parachutes.
Bill Gates runs to the parachute grabs one and jumps out.
The rabbi says "i have lived a long life take the parachute. "
The boyscout says "thats ok BIllgates took my backpack and jumped"

John Denver
February 18th, 2004, 7:53 PM
I have a joke...

3 guys walk into a bar, minor concussion


*runs as people throw stuff at him*

BOO oh forget it

February 18th, 2004, 8:00 PM
:laugh: dakota, u made it really obviouse that u and miyu switched!

I only WISH that I, Miyu-Chan, were as hilariously funny as you, Dakota...

:laugh: too obviouse. anyways, to make MM2 laugh, i must sing my horrible funny song that i sang in the singing contest thread. :laugh: *starts singing the horrible funny song that was sang in the singing contest thread*

February 18th, 2004, 8:40 PM
Heh, Yo Mamma jokes are funny. I like STFU (not-as-in yes please STFU everyone but Dakota!) jokes too. :P

John Denver
February 19th, 2004, 4:46 AM
Heh, I did those jokes under miyu's name so give Miyu the credit on those ones...

Hmm, i think I got another one

"Your momma's so fat, you have to take a train, and 2 buses just to get on her good side!"