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September 15th, 2005, 6:27 PM
Like the title says. E.g:
How to get your finger stuck in the oustide of a balloon!
1. Blow up the balloon.
2. Poke the balloon, not hard enough to pop, and keep your finger there.
3. Deflate the balloon.
4. Ta da.

Rules **UPDATED**:
1. Please don't make one-step guides..
2. If the title says exactly how to do it, don't post it. >>
3. All forum rules apply.
4. Exception to Rule 2 is e.g.

How to type:
Position your fingers above a keyboard blahblahblah

This should be fun. =3

Cybex Mewtwo
September 16th, 2005, 5:35 AM
How to make a sandwich

1- ask someone to do it

There we go!

September 16th, 2005, 6:31 AM
How to avoid airline fuel surcharges: get a dragon that flies.

(God, I sound stupid :P)

John Denver
September 16th, 2005, 10:03 AM
How to punch someone in the face

...punch someone in the face

man I'm brilliant

September 16th, 2005, 10:54 AM
How to kick a pervy guy in the nuts....


September 16th, 2005, 2:24 PM
How to kill a mockingbird:
Read the book!

And you peoples thought you sounded stupid! XD

September 16th, 2005, 10:08 PM
How to eat a 4 course banquet

1. Read "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"
2. Do EXACTLY what it says.

Random Plushie
September 16th, 2005, 11:59 PM
How To Annoy Someone



Poke Repeatedly

Nintendo freak
September 17th, 2005, 2:39 AM
How to Puke

1) Stand with your head over the toilet bowl
2) Open your mouth
3) Watch your previous snacks and meals come leaking out.

September 17th, 2005, 9:25 AM
How to breath!
Inhale air!
Exhale air!

How to act like Jeremy!
Say the word sweetie in ALL your posts!
Add the sub fix -ie to certain words

How to act like a jerk!
Ask yo momma! XD

Weee! This is fun sweeties! XD

Cybex Mewtwo
September 17th, 2005, 10:12 AM
How to get a date

1. Knock em unconsious

Good work! (Warning: May not actually work.)

September 17th, 2005, 12:46 PM
How to type:

1. Obtain a keyboard.
2. Position keyboard on a level surface.
3. Place oneself within a close vicinity to the keyboard (close enough to easily touch the keyboard with one's hands).
4. Carefully position hands over keyboard with the palms facing downward.
5. Note the form of one's hands. They should be slightly curved away from the keyboard with the fingers hovering slightly above the keys or resting lightly on them.
6. Select a key you wish to press.
7. Set a finger carefully upon the selected key.
8. Move the finger on the selected key downward with moderate force until a muffled "clicking" sound is hear and a slight, dull "snap" is felt.
9. To continue typing, repeat steps 6-8 as desired.

Note: The keyboard was designed to function with a monitor, computer, and electricity.

John Denver
September 17th, 2005, 8:13 PM
How to break the 25 character limit:

September 18th, 2005, 6:33 AM
How to get a Dragon mad at you:
1. Steal a piece of its hoard.
2. Poke it.
3. Avoid its feet which are trying to stomp you to death.
4. Pull on its tongue.
5. Run for your life.

Nintendo freak
September 18th, 2005, 6:43 AM
How to eat
1) Find some food.
2) Slowly bring it into your mouth.
3) Bite it, but if it's on a fork, spoon, etc., be careful.
4) Chew until you could swallow it.
5) Swallow.
6) Repeat until you've eaten all the food.
7) Discover the different ways to eat different foods.

September 18th, 2005, 6:45 AM
How to Spam:
Step 1. ________

Wasn't that easy?

September 18th, 2005, 4:25 PM
How to annoy a KFC worker:
1. Tell them how horrible and not-kentucky-fried it is.
2. Poke repeatedly.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 as desired.
4. Erm...drive..for your life. o.O

September 18th, 2005, 9:34 PM
How to Waste Time

1. Read this entire thread.
2. Do everything mentioned in this thread.

Cybex Mewtwo
September 19th, 2005, 5:05 AM
How to annoy someone at a baseball game
1- purposely cheer against his favorite team
2- kick his seat
3- throw stuff at him
4- run as fast as you can from said location, and repeat on someone else.

Arcanine Fan 101
September 19th, 2005, 3:10 PM
How to make a dragon love you!

1.kiss it!
2.say he/she is beautiful/handsome
3.repeat 1
4.get married and have a million childern


September 19th, 2005, 3:26 PM
How to have a heart attack:
Open up an envelope from Scholastic Inc. that says they sent it.

September 19th, 2005, 8:57 PM
How to Get Banned from an Online Community

1. Read all the community rules.
2. Break all of the community rules.
3. Annoy everybody you see to death.
4. Simply spam and flame everyone and everything.

Arcanine Fan 101
September 20th, 2005, 7:31 PM
How to annoy your parents!
1.Not do your chores
2.make them as mad as possible
3.Not take your animals out or clean their cage
4.Run for your life!