View Full Version : Pokémon Jokes *revived by t3h dragons*

December 18th, 2005, 5:40 PM
Tell corny, cheesy, bad, good, whatever...pokémon jokes here.

What's a Shadow Pokémon's favorite smilie?

What Pokémon do geometry students use?

What trainer would get mixed with a Fire Pokémon?

Why did the male Pokémon like the Blaziken?
She was a hot chick.

Let's hear those cheezy Pokémon jokes of yours. XD

December 18th, 2005, 7:33 PM
Q: What did the Pichu (who refused to even talk) say when he had to go to the bathroom?

A: "Pi"

poke lover
December 20th, 2005, 2:23 AM
How does a Pikachi sound when he sneezes?

Pik "achoo!"
Heard that in the 3rd grade, very bad joke, lol.

Shiny Meganium
December 20th, 2005, 5:42 AM
This is so lame:
Q: How do you get a thousand Pikachus on a bus?
A: You poke 'em on! -_-'

December 21st, 2005, 9:09 PM
What Pokémon do geometry students use?
I don't understand that one...

Omega Latios
December 21st, 2005, 9:20 PM
How Many Latos's You Need To Change A Lamp?

None. They Don't Live In A House.

December 23rd, 2005, 12:26 PM
Why did I (Smarty_Arty) cross the road?
To huggle a Cradily, of course! o.O Pretty lame, huh? Well... you haven't seen anything yet, here's another one...

A Lugia was coming home from a party, when suddenly, a Chinchou pops out from nowhere. What was Lugia's reaction? It was a complete shock

Wait, I have another one...

What do you get when you cross a Zapdos with a Blissey? Shock terapy

pretty stupid, right? It took me about two minutes to come up with all three of them.

PS. They aren't even supposed to be funny


December 23rd, 2005, 12:36 PM
Why id Pikachu cross the road?
To prove to Ash that he wasn't chicken! (drums and laugh track)

Omega Latios
December 23rd, 2005, 12:41 PM
Why Did Latios Cross A Road?

It Always Levitates In Air So It Wanted To Try Something New ^^

December 23rd, 2005, 1:04 PM
What did celebi say when it was late for an important meeting?

Don't worry, I got all the time in the world o.O


Shiny Meganium
December 24th, 2005, 9:50 AM
This is an ancient one:
Q:What's a Snorlax's favourite sport?
A: Squash!

December 24th, 2005, 10:48 AM
I don't understand that one...

Linoone = LINE-oone. Geography uses lines and stuff.

Q: Why did the Pokemon cross the road?
A: Because he FELT like it, GOSH! I mean, does there really have to be some kind of deep, significant meaning behind crossing a @$#% road?

So, one day Ash walked into a bar and said "ow".

Dragonite Tamer
December 25th, 2005, 8:08 AM
This is not really a joke but...

Q:What do you get if you cross Pidgey with Santa.

A:Delibird -_-''

lol, that's just stating facts.