View Full Version : Becareful what you wish for...

February 19th, 2006, 12:13 PM
Okay, the rules are simple! One person makes a wish....

"I wish I had new tennis shoes...."

And the next person to respond will state granted, but they have to put a negative side effect in.... so it would be...

"Granted...but they will make you run so slow, you fail PE."

Then That person makes a wish! So altoghther it looks like...

"I wish I had a new pair of tennis shoes."

"Granted, but they will make you run so slow, you will fail PE.

I wish I had a new bike!"
And the cycle starts over again.
I wish that I could be more self-motivatied.

February 19th, 2006, 3:17 PM
granted but you go too fast
i remember this thread in pokedream WHY WAS I BANNED!

i wish ash kissed may

Alex The Great Master
February 20th, 2006, 12:11 PM
granted, but it will pay per view

I wish Bush, Chavez, Castro and Kirchner all die because of their incompetence to rule a country

February 20th, 2006, 3:03 PM
Granted, but even worse people will take their places(if that's possible >_>).

I wish people could live harmoniously with nature and each other.

February 20th, 2006, 3:08 PM
granted but they dont with plants and we all kill ourselves by the lack of oxygen

i wish misty was never in the anime

Elite James
February 21st, 2006, 5:06 AM
Granted, But who would be the annoying water trainer always stopping Brock 'getting it on' with female characters?

I wish I could have 100 wishes [random]

February 21st, 2006, 7:28 PM
granted but you cant wish on them XD

i wish brock finally killed misty and max for pulling out his ear

Alter Ego
February 22nd, 2006, 6:47 AM
Granted, but May will end up emotionally scarred as a result and will consequently fall hopelessly and permanently in love with a vase of petunias. =P

I wish spammers would crawl under a rock somewhere and die.

Alex The Great Master
February 22nd, 2006, 7:40 AM
granted, but hackers will hack the internet

I wish Argentina would be a first-world country

February 23rd, 2006, 12:42 AM
I wish Argentina would be a first-world country
Granted, but other countries will get jealous and start a nuclear war

I wish I had a real Cradily =D

Alter Ego
February 23rd, 2006, 12:51 AM
Granted, but the Cradily shall slowly devour you while you sleep. =P

I wish being a Spinda would be declared punishable by death.

February 23rd, 2006, 1:11 AM
Granted, but the food web collapses as all those tha rely on the living spinda die, and then they effect all the others around them, until it wipes out all pokemon, and you can't wish to be any pokemon unless you wish it back!

I wish for spinda to not be punished in anyway, but loved by all!

February 23rd, 2006, 1:23 AM
Granted, but the Cradily shall slowly devour you while you sleep. =P
It's a small price to pay for a real Cradily =D
I wish for spinda to not be punished in anyway, but loved by all!
Granted, but everyone would turn out to hate Yanma instead D=

February 23rd, 2006, 6:22 PM
umm.. you didn't make a wish so i can't grant anything!

I Wish i had french episodes of Code Lyoko seasons 3 and 4 on my computer!

February 23rd, 2006, 6:38 PM
Your wish is my command, but they're badly dubbed. D:

I wish I had an FN P90 submachine gun.

February 23rd, 2006, 6:45 PM
Granted: But there is no bullets inside the gun.

I wish I had Shakira in my room right now.

February 23rd, 2006, 6:53 PM
Your wish shall be granted, but she doesn't like men O_O

I wish there would be peace with Bush and Iraq.

February 23rd, 2006, 7:00 PM
Granted: The US will then go fight against another country for pointless reasons.

WIshes that money will rain from the sky.

February 23rd, 2006, 7:04 PM
Granted, but it's paper money.

I wish Roy Mustang was in my room right now~

February 23rd, 2006, 7:10 PM
Granted: He ends up wanting to kill all life.

Wishes for a rain.

February 23rd, 2006, 7:29 PM
Granted, but it floods the whole country.

I wish I had a reaal, friendlly, immune and incincible dragon that is always good and can never die in any way! ^^

February 23rd, 2006, 7:34 PM
Granted, but the lack of death and possibilities in its unlimited span of life drove it insane and its original benevolent nature warped into a hideously distorted personality which enabled it to finally pry free of the wish's boundary and die a gruesome death some 7839573 years later.

I wish for a caring, LOVING Roy Mustang. :3

February 23rd, 2006, 7:38 PM
Granted: He is now so loving that he ingores you like you weren't even there.

WIshes for the worlds greatest sandwich.

February 24th, 2006, 1:51 AM
Granted, but its so great it has something that everyone likes in it..unfortunatly you don't appreciate the spinach and peanut butter mixture half way through :p

I wish that I could be a great manga-ka

February 24th, 2006, 1:54 AM
Granted, but a week later you will be ambushed by a bunch of bandits and die a slow, painful death.

I wish, I wish I was a fish =D

February 24th, 2006, 2:09 AM
Oww....silly bandits!..anyways..GRANTED! but you get caught whilst swimming along one day. They take you home, cook you, and eat you.

I wish that the bandits hadn't attacked me after getting my manga-ka wish granted :p

February 24th, 2006, 2:47 AM
Granted, but a huge flying Dunsparce will come along and swallow you

I wish I knew what I was talking about

February 24th, 2006, 4:39 AM
Granted: NOw you are so smart that you started banging your jead against the wall.

WIshes for 10 million dollars in mexican money.

February 24th, 2006, 4:59 AM
Granted, but the police arrest you for owning counterfeit money.

I wish that a miracle will come out of the sky.

Psychopathic Canine
February 24th, 2006, 8:59 AM
Granted:But it a evil, diabolical miracle created by the devil to turn earth into a never ending torture abyss which will burn all humans for all eternity and the pain never ceases(I AM EVIL!!!)
I wish.....dogs took over the world for all eternity.....And I was their only loyal human servant! (Don't try to say all mankind getting wiped out as a response....That doesn't matter to me!)

Alter Ego
February 24th, 2006, 9:48 AM
Granted, but after about a week or so the dogs will decide to have you shot out of suspicion that you've got rabies. xP

I wish that our stupid importers would finally choose to get the pokémon manga over here. <.<

February 24th, 2006, 10:37 AM
Granted, but those stupid importers sold them so that they could have taco's for lunch.

I wish that cats are smart enough to win a game of chess.

Alter Ego
February 24th, 2006, 10:41 AM
Granted, but thet shall become intelligent enough to enslave humans and have the ones they aren't too fond of ground into cat food. And guess what, you're first in line for that. =P

I wish the person who invented internal assessments to die a very painful and immediate death right now.

February 24th, 2006, 11:04 AM
Granted, But he wished that you would die a very painful and immediate death too, so bye bye.

I wish for nothing.

Alter Ego
February 24th, 2006, 11:10 AM
Granted, but that is also what you shall become. PH33R my vengeance from beyond the grave! >D

I wish that I wouldn't have to suffer a penalty for wishing.

February 24th, 2006, 11:47 AM
Granted, but it didn't work and everyone is laughing at you.

I wish that i would wish that i would wish that i would stop wishing to wish.

February 24th, 2006, 12:00 PM
Granted, but the next time you wish something you need to wish that you could wish for wishing to wish.

I wish I wouldn't confuzzle myself D=

February 24th, 2006, 12:19 PM
Wish granted, just don't use the smilie "-_-" otherwise your confuzzle more =D

I wish to meet Eminem

Psychopathic Canine
February 24th, 2006, 1:22 PM
Granted:But he getsh shot jusht ash u meet him leaving u emotionaly shcarred and u are admitted to a mental hoshpital were u go completly inshane (If itsh posshible... inshaner than me MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!) (For shane language take away the h'sh in everything that shaysh sh!!!XD!)
EDIT:Oppsh...forgot a wish.....I wish that I could do backflipsh......and dogsh could do 10 backflipsh in one jump!

February 24th, 2006, 5:12 PM
granted but you die in a painful backbone break

i wish that in the anime the advanced generation went in first

February 24th, 2006, 7:07 PM
Granted, but now during the weekend we see the so caled "New episodes of kanto advancers now

I wish i had a bottemless pit for a stomach

February 24th, 2006, 7:27 PM
granted but you stick out of the world infinitly tall and you die in space

i wish i had the 8th and 9th movie

February 24th, 2006, 7:29 PM
granted: But the movies are glitched up and unwatchable! O.o

I wish i had mew....

February 24th, 2006, 7:49 PM
Granted but it doesn't obey you and throws up on you at least 10 times a day. even if it didn't eat anything

I wish i could run super fast!

February 25th, 2006, 3:44 AM
Granted, But you go so fast that you crash throught a wall and disintergrate.

i wish that i could wish for wishing to wish.

February 25th, 2006, 9:48 AM
Granted....but you finally get a wish for smelly gym socks!!

I wish I had more manga books!


February 25th, 2006, 10:15 AM
Granted, but there covered with ink an there unreadable.

I wish for a Masamune.

February 25th, 2006, 10:39 AM
Wish granted, but you won't know how to use it

I want a CD

February 25th, 2006, 10:47 AM
CDP?(see the pee?)ok, granted and you die in the bad smell
i wish i was made of metal!

February 25th, 2006, 10:55 AM
Granted, but some crazy guy throws you in the sea, making you rust. Then 100 years later an old fisher will find you and forge a helmet out of you =P

I wish I had a nintendo DS

Alter Ego
February 25th, 2006, 10:59 AM
Granted, but the game socket is faulty and no cartridge will fit in it. And even if you do manage to force one in the whole console will spazz and die. xP

I wish that this wish were to make the next wisher wish that he/she would have to suffer the penalty for this wish.

Psychopathic Canine
February 25th, 2006, 11:05 AM
Granted:But the wish penalty is to be able to take over Nebedee's body!(Hes a soul consuming dragon god from another world!)
Since I granted his wish....I wish I would suffer the penalty for his wish!

February 25th, 2006, 11:12 AM
Granted,but the penalty for suffering his wish was watching Barney :O

I wish I would get a hug from Hakudoushi ;;

February 25th, 2006, 11:14 AM
granted, but during the hug he pulls out a gun

I wish i had a really large pizza

February 25th, 2006, 11:25 AM
Granted, But it is to big and you get sick.

Wish granted, but you won't know how to use it

But i do know how to use it.

I wish that my wish will be granted.

February 25th, 2006, 11:27 AM
granted but no more wishes for you for the whole eternety!

i wish my brother never existed!

Alter Ego
February 25th, 2006, 11:29 AM
Granted, but the only way to ensure this was to sterilize both your parents so you were never born either. =P

I wish I had a pair of golden pantaloons. o.O

February 25th, 2006, 11:30 AM
Granted, but it turns out there fake

I wish i could wish again.

Alter Ego
February 25th, 2006, 11:32 AM
Granted, but you may only wish that you would never be able to wish again. =P

I wish that I would wish for myself to wish that I could wish for myself to make a wish about me wishing for a myself to make a wish.

February 25th, 2006, 11:37 AM
Granted, but it turns out you've fried my brain so much that i've sent you into a volcano.

I wish that i wish that i can't wish ever again until my next post in this topic. :P

February 25th, 2006, 12:13 PM
Granted, but posts are magically appearing by you 100 times in a row everywhere else

I wish i could go to lyoko

Psychopathic Canine
February 26th, 2006, 7:52 AM
Granted:But it is bombed the milisecond u step on it
I wish that the person who grants my wish would say Nebedee is cool!

February 26th, 2006, 8:52 AM
Granted, but i say "Lyoko is cool" instead

I wish i could make the worlds largest cookie!

Psychopathic Canine
February 26th, 2006, 8:56 AM
Granted:But anyone who, touches it, smells it, sees it, or even knows it exists dies!
I wish rdnhfrhjignsgjgnjgfnjgfj was a real word

February 26th, 2006, 9:34 AM
Granted but now everyone knows how to pronoce that word, and all the teachers are giving detaions, like in the book "friendle"

I wish i had Bobobo powers!

February 26th, 2006, 9:38 AM
Granted, but the show got cancelled and noonr knows the powers.

I wish Signomi was a ChinCHou.

February 26th, 2006, 9:41 AM
Done, and now she's Demodded

I wish I could see brocks eyes.

February 26th, 2006, 9:43 AM
Granted, but you can't see Ash's anymore. O-o;;

I wish I had love.

February 26th, 2006, 9:45 AM
Granted, but he's long gone, I'll miss him

I wish I was a Ninja like Gai

February 26th, 2006, 9:53 AM
Granted, but you get arrested for karate-chopping a random bystander.

I wish I had influence over the element of Wind.

February 26th, 2006, 11:17 AM
Granted, but you lose control and blow the city apart.

I wish for taco's!

February 26th, 2006, 4:08 PM
Granted, but they're poisonous.

I wish I could improve myself.

February 26th, 2006, 5:41 PM
grantd, but you improved so much you make artist like Picasio look like amutures

I wish for a wish for a wish about me wishing to wish for me wishing to wish for a wish about me making a wish that which is about me wishing to wish that lyoko was real. (hope i didn't fry your brain 2 much there)

Chase Leader
February 26th, 2006, 5:46 PM
Wish wasn't granted you fried the gene's brain...you did however turn into a toad.

I wish to be President of the World...

February 26th, 2006, 6:12 PM
Granted, but you turn out to be worse then bush, now people want bush back!

I wish i knew what to wish for

February 26th, 2006, 7:25 PM
Granted, but then you forget what it was.

I wish I could go live at Hogwarts.

February 27th, 2006, 12:52 AM
granted but you get put in slytheryn.

i wish charmed was real and i had the charmed ones powers. (specificly levitation, teleportation and the power to blow stuff up with a wave of my hands)

February 27th, 2006, 5:07 AM
Granted, but every day you are being attacked by hundreds of demons and after a while your dead.

I wish that i was immortal.

Alter Ego
February 27th, 2006, 10:31 AM
Granted, but you will be discovered by a pack of wolves (The little cuties ^.^) who'll use you as a self-replenishing source of food for the next ten years. =P

I wish that the concept of 'half-space' would never have been invented.

February 27th, 2006, 3:05 PM
Granted, but because of that wish you never were born.

I wish I couldn't hurt anyone anymore.

February 28th, 2006, 12:27 AM
Granted, but the result is that you don't excist anymore.

I wish that they would remake FF VII.

Psychopathic Canine
March 1st, 2006, 11:57 AM
Iwish they could remake final fantasy VIII but anyway....
Granted but the remake is 28times worde than the original and it is the red pixel vs the blue pixel(Thats how bad the graphics are!)
Desidero che potreste capirli XD!
^Thats my wish!^

March 1st, 2006, 12:02 PM
granted, but nobody understood it so instead your are now attractive to bee's

Wishing for some random stuff made of gold.

March 1st, 2006, 9:38 PM
Granted...but the random things are all of the foods that you like on earth

*Wishies for 2maro to be a snowday*

March 1st, 2006, 11:36 PM
hmmmm....i guess granted cause you a gurl....so it will snowith 2morrow...And You Will Freez 2 Death...^_^

I Wish That Kylie-chan Would Marry ME....^_^

March 2nd, 2006, 6:55 AM
Granted, but that turns out to have been a horrible decision for the both of you and you end up divorced.

I wish I'd never been born.

March 2nd, 2006, 7:01 AM
Granted, but since you where never born you couldn't make this wish, so you where born.

I wish that time wasn't so complicated.

March 2nd, 2006, 7:11 AM
Ummmm...Not Granted...Time Is Complcated..And All Ways Will Be...

Ummm....That Me And Fls4eva Get Married...XD

March 4th, 2006, 10:07 AM
Granted, but you and Fls4eva go on your honey moon and Fls4eva finds someone new.

I wish I could draw manga

March 4th, 2006, 10:12 AM
Granted...But You Draw A Time Warp Hole And Get Sucked In..Xd

I Wana Meet Nami Tamaki...^_^

March 4th, 2006, 11:58 AM
Granted, but when you meet them, it turns out to be a man.

I wish my brother and sister would go home with me so I can eat luch.