March 25th, 2006, 12:32 PM
March 25th, 2006, 7:05 PM
"Don't forget to experience the fury of.........our gift shop."
March 26th, 2006, 7:12 PM
1)whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....
2)Do I give my friends advice? Jesus, no. They wouldn't take advice from me. Nobody should take advice from me. I haven't got a clue about anything..
3)There is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train!.
4)You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!
5)Tradgedy is when i cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
6)Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey
7)If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!
8)reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol
9)Never hire a colorblind electrician.
10)"They mis-underestimated me." -George W. Bush (president)