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March 25th, 2006, 12:32 PM

Papa Schwabs
March 25th, 2006, 7:05 PM
"Don't forget to experience the fury of.........our gift shop."

March 26th, 2006, 7:12 PM
1)whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....

2)Do I give my friends advice? Jesus, no. They wouldn't take advice from me. Nobody should take advice from me. I haven't got a clue about anything..

3)There is a light at the end of every tunnel....just pray it's not a train!.

4)You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!

5)Tradgedy is when i cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

6)Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey

7)If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!

8)reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol

9)Never hire a colorblind electrician.

10)"They mis-underestimated me." -George W. Bush (president)