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Posted June 21st, 2011 at 11:24 AM by Esper
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I moved into my new place this weekend. Aside from not having internet hooked up yet (I'm using the one at work - don't tell anyone) it's a pretty nice place. Except...

I met one of my neighbors. The landlord gave me a brief intro to everyone I live around now. Very brief. "Two guys live there." "A woman lives there. She grows a lot of plants." And so on. Very helpful, Mr. Landlord. Now, on Sunday I get a knock at the door and when I open it I see this complete stranger, a guy, maybe 30 something years old, didn't look like he'd shaved that day, and he had what I call serial killed eyes. You know, the kind that have too much white showing, don't blink and try to make eye contact with you all the time.

I'm standing there sweating from all the unpacking and moving I'm doing and generally looking like a sack of rotting potatoes. So he's welcoming me to the area. Uh huh. Thanks, Mr. Name I Just Forgot. And then... he keeps talking. A lot. In the back of my mind I'm thinking up excuses to leave and close the door and hoping that he can see that I'm busy and don't want to talk to him. Then I start to think that maybe he's doing it on purpose so I change the direction of my thinking and start trying to remember where I packed the knives, or maybe the chopsticks and hoping they're nearby.

After about 20 minutes of this I was still alive and he left. I can't really remember what I said, but I probably agreed to come over and meet his roommate or something else I don't intend to do. In any case I'm making sure to keep my doors locked all the time just in case.

P.S. I don't really think I live next to a maniac, just that I live next to a guy who doesn't get out much and has less than perfect hygiene. But that doesn't make as interesting a post.
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  1. Old Comment
    Xyrin's Avatar
    o_O

    Sounds pretty creepy. You might have to go Ninja style on him with your chopsticks someday.
    Posted June 21st, 2011 at 11:54 AM by Xyrin Xyrin is offline
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    o3o's Avatar
    Oh Lord, that's weird. e___e;

    Hopefully he doesn't come knocking on your door again. D:
    Posted June 21st, 2011 at 12:30 PM by o3o o3o is offline
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    Rogue planet's Avatar
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    start trying to remember where I packed the knives, or maybe the chopsticks and hoping they're nearby.
    Glad I am not the only one who does this.

    You should invest in a metal bat, keep it by the door.
    Posted June 21st, 2011 at 1:56 PM by Rogue planet Rogue planet is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Esper's Avatar
    I have a knobkerrie. Probably it would work just as well.
    Posted June 21st, 2011 at 2:21 PM by Esper Esper is offline
  5. Old Comment
    Rogue planet's Avatar
    ... why do you have one of those
    Posted June 21st, 2011 at 2:52 PM by Rogue planet Rogue planet is offline
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    seeker's Avatar
    Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
    Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince wou- oh wait.... /reads topic

    Ah yes, well no home place is a safe place without a little insanity.
    Posted June 21st, 2011 at 3:20 PM by seeker seeker is offline
  7. Old Comment
    Esper's Avatar
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    Originally Posted by Vendak View Comment
    ... why do you have one of those
    It was a gift from one of my crazy grandma's crazy friends who was from South Africa. It's really nice. The whole thing has colorful telephone wire braided around it.
    Posted June 22nd, 2011 at 11:27 AM by Esper Esper is offline
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    Rogue planet's Avatar
    Well in that case it's okay. I thought you may have got it with the intention of cracking skulls.
    Posted June 22nd, 2011 at 12:35 PM by Rogue planet Rogue planet is offline
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    Overlord Drakow's Avatar
    If you want, I'll input the tragectory coordinates into a military spacestation and use it to fire a pin point laser to fry his nuts off. Aren't I such a good friend >=D
    Posted June 28th, 2011 at 2:07 PM by Overlord Drakow Overlord Drakow is offline
 

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