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Posted September 27th, 2011 at 10:17 PM by Her

I FORGOT TO DO MY BIOLOGY ASSIGNMENT HOW DO I WRITE A PAPER OF NO LESS THAN 5000 WORDS ABOUT THE THEORY OF NATURAL SELECTION WHEN IT IS DUE TOMORROW GODDAMN I NEED A MIRACLE HERE
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That's like a freaking 10 page paper. Good luck pulling that together in one night. o_O;
...make that 20. @[email protected]Posted September 27th, 2011 at 10:49 PM by Morkula
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Posted September 27th, 2011 at 10:50 PM by Spinor
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Larry's approach:
...this is a problem? You've still got a few hours right? BS the crap out of it. Seriously. Just go into full extrapolation about the most extraneous of things and you can get SOMETHING. At this point, you just need SOMETHING.
Realistic approach:
Tell your biology teacher you forgot. Yeah, you're probably gonna get docked points but if it's that long, you're probably better off at least turning it in than taking a zero. This is assuming you're in high school, that is. If you're in college... try, otherwise drop the course...
Alternative approach:
If in high school... skip class and claim sickness. Did it all the time when I didn't have something done.Posted September 27th, 2011 at 10:56 PM by Hiidoran
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Posted September 27th, 2011 at 11:52 PM by Kura
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Posted September 28th, 2011 at 2:10 AM by Vrai
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Posted September 28th, 2011 at 2:28 AM by Kura
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Posted September 28th, 2011 at 4:52 AM by Ho-Oh
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Posted September 28th, 2011 at 5:54 AM by Shining Raichu
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Posted September 28th, 2011 at 9:47 AM by Cherrim
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Posted September 28th, 2011 at 11:16 AM by Esper
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Works if you don't have the usb in hand. Do it later and email saying that the net was down at your house because your bro unplugged the router to play xbox and they were having trouble setting it back up. Then tell her that if she feels it's necessary to dock 10% off due to lateness (that was usually the amount for my classes) then it's all fair.Quote:
*Shrug* They can't prove otherwise.Posted September 28th, 2011 at 11:34 AM by Kura
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Posted September 28th, 2011 at 1:01 PM by Xyrin
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Well middle school has the no child left behind program still.. do it wouldn't really matter if you got a zero anyways.
Though I do agree that 10% is ridiculous. We had kids handing stuff in 2 months late andsome pushover teachers would still mark it without docking marks >_> I was like.. r u serious?
ANYWAYS you could always try to write your thing as best you can the night before but do the USB glitch thing (save one good copy one bad copy) so if anything at least you hand in a version. Even if it may be a crummy one. (or write it 3/4 way really well and seem upset that it wouldn't load the rest of the way and ask if you can grab another version from your computer at home. (They dont know how far you live from the school) >D and write it then :3Posted September 28th, 2011 at 1:09 PM by Kura
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Posted September 28th, 2011 at 4:51 PM by Sydian






