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Posted September 27th, 2011 at 10:17 PM by Her


I FORGOT TO DO MY BIOLOGY ASSIGNMENT HOW DO I WRITE A PAPER OF NO LESS THAN 5000 WORDS ABOUT THE THEORY OF NATURAL SELECTION WHEN IT IS DUE TOMORROW GODDAMN I NEED A MIRACLE HERE
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    Morkula's Avatar
    That's like a freaking 10 page paper. Good luck pulling that together in one night. o_O;
    ...make that 20. @[email protected]
    Posted September 27th, 2011 at 10:49 PM by Morkula Morkula is offline
    Updated September 27th, 2011 at 10:55 PM by Morkula
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    Spinor's Avatar
    Sparknote The Origin of Species? Lol I dunno, you're screwed, boy >__> I don't like biology.
    Posted September 27th, 2011 at 10:50 PM by Spinor Spinor is offline
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    Hiidoran's Avatar
    Larry's approach:
    ...this is a problem? You've still got a few hours right? BS the crap out of it. Seriously. Just go into full extrapolation about the most extraneous of things and you can get SOMETHING. At this point, you just need SOMETHING.

    Realistic approach:
    Tell your biology teacher you forgot. Yeah, you're probably gonna get docked points but if it's that long, you're probably better off at least turning it in than taking a zero. This is assuming you're in high school, that is. If you're in college... try, otherwise drop the course...

    Alternative approach:
    If in high school... skip class and claim sickness. Did it all the time when I didn't have something done.
    Posted September 27th, 2011 at 10:56 PM by Hiidoran Hiidoran is offline
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    Kura's Avatar
    Posted September 27th, 2011 at 11:52 PM by Kura Kura is offline
    Updated September 27th, 2011 at 11:59 PM by Kura
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    Vrai's Avatar
    ^

    Works. I've used it before. :(
    Posted September 28th, 2011 at 2:10 AM by Vrai Vrai is offline
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    Kura's Avatar
    Too bad he'll probably come home after school tomorrow to discover it and it'll be too late ;_;
    Posted September 28th, 2011 at 2:28 AM by Kura Kura is offline
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    Ho-Oh's Avatar
    I feel the same way just to a really lesser extent cause I have like an hour and 10 minutes to write about 500 words on something that takes like 30 minutes to watch /already done 600 words in the last hour

    Hopefully you got yours done though :3
    Posted September 28th, 2011 at 4:52 AM by Ho-Oh Ho-Oh is offline
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    Shining Raichu's Avatar
    Kura's solution is genius. Just genius.
    Posted September 28th, 2011 at 5:54 AM by Shining Raichu Shining Raichu is offline
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    Cherrim's Avatar
    wow that really is genius.
    Posted September 28th, 2011 at 9:47 AM by Cherrim Cherrim is offline
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    Esper's Avatar
    That plan is risky. I sent a paper to a teacher once and she couldn't open it so she immediately accused me of doing something like this. I had to run to a computer and print out a copy right after class to prove I'd actually done it.
    Posted September 28th, 2011 at 11:16 AM by Esper Esper is offline
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    Kura's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Scarf View Comment
    That plan is risky. I sent a paper to a teacher once and she couldn't open it so she immediately accused me of doing something like this. I had to run to a computer and print out a copy right after class to prove I'd actually done it.
    Works if you don't have the usb in hand. Do it later and email saying that the net was down at your house because your bro unplugged the router to play xbox and they were having trouble setting it back up. Then tell her that if she feels it's necessary to dock 10% off due to lateness (that was usually the amount for my classes) then it's all fair.

    *Shrug* They can't prove otherwise.
    Posted September 28th, 2011 at 11:34 AM by Kura Kura is offline
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    Xyrin's Avatar
    Wow. At our school it's 50% for lateness first day. Anything after that is a zero but you still need to get it done. And I'm in middle school. :<
    Posted September 28th, 2011 at 1:01 PM by Xyrin Xyrin is offline
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    Kura's Avatar
    Well middle school has the no child left behind program still.. do it wouldn't really matter if you got a zero anyways.

    Though I do agree that 10% is ridiculous. We had kids handing stuff in 2 months late andsome pushover teachers would still mark it without docking marks >_> I was like.. r u serious?


    ANYWAYS you could always try to write your thing as best you can the night before but do the USB glitch thing (save one good copy one bad copy) so if anything at least you hand in a version. Even if it may be a crummy one. (or write it 3/4 way really well and seem upset that it wouldn't load the rest of the way and ask if you can grab another version from your computer at home. (They dont know how far you live from the school) >D and write it then :3
    Posted September 28th, 2011 at 1:09 PM by Kura Kura is offline
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    Sydian's Avatar
    SKOOL IS 4 CHUMPZ!!!!!!!! im going to be the coolest teacher ever
    Posted September 28th, 2011 at 4:51 PM by Sydian Sydian is offline