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HOW TO MAKE A KE$HA SONG

Posted November 10th, 2011 at 7:33 PM by Alternative

What you will need:

1. Computer
2. Powerful autotuning software
3. Ke$ha
4. Something which makes a loud noise.
5. iTunes distribution account

First of all, your loud noise maker is your inspiration. I'm using a mobile phone which receives messages. On your computer, write your lyrics. Make sure to include lengthened words like "blaaauuuuwwwgh" to suffice for your loud noises. I'm using this.

blaaauuuuwwwgh, blaaauuuuwwwgh, blaaauuuuwwwgh, I got a message now.
she stole this from me it's now known as blah blah blah

Secondly, get Ke$ha to sing these lyrics. Then you should autotune it to sound more Ke$ha like. The closer it is the better. Once you're done distribute it using iTunes. This method you will get lots of money for it and iTunes is just the coolbeans.

Congratulations, you have now made a Ke$ha song!

Rejoice!
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  1. Old Comment
    Sydian's Avatar
    gotta get glitterrrr and sleazyyyy too. you left that out.
    Posted November 10th, 2011 at 7:35 PM by Sydian Sydian is offline
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    Her's Avatar
    what about all the incredibly unnecessary trashy lyrics
    Posted November 10th, 2011 at 7:42 PM by Her Her is offline
  3. Old Comment
    Sydian's Avatar
    and the booze and boys that too
    Posted November 10th, 2011 at 7:49 PM by Sydian Sydian is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Sydian's Avatar
    but mostly glitter yeah you need it
    Posted November 10th, 2011 at 7:50 PM by Sydian Sydian is offline
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    Alternative's Avatar
    use ya fone as a tequila shot
    get drunk off ya head mang dood
    glitter makes everything purrdy
    and then my foine goes off

    blaaauuuuwwwgh, blaaauuuuwwwgh, blaaauuuuwwwgh, I got a message now.
    Posted November 10th, 2011 at 8:04 PM by Alternative Alternative is offline
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    Oryx's Avatar
    Omg dying rn

    Don't get Ke$ha near water though, she'll melt away and then all you'll be left is a dazed, confused Taylor Swift lookalike with no idea how she got there. Her lack of showering is her biggest strength.

    Also my boyfriend says it sounds like you're channeling your inner Nigel Thornberry http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKVGxJFgWaU
    Posted November 10th, 2011 at 8:47 PM by Oryx Oryx is offline
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    donavannj's Avatar
    Steps 1, 2, 4, and 5 sound like part of the ingredients to a dubstep song, bahahaha.
    Posted November 10th, 2011 at 11:50 PM by donavannj donavannj is offline
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    ... something about beards
    Posted November 21st, 2011 at 3:16 PM by CookieCookie CookieCookie is offline