2012 brings new things to discover as well as uncertainty about the future. It also brings more of that 2012 doomsday BS that has been running rampant the past few years, despite common sense and scientists actually proving that the predicted Mayan doomsday will not happen! But that still doesn't stop idiots like Discovery Channel, History Channel, Patrick Geryl and other morons from continuing to shove their doomsday shows and books down our throats!

Since the world will end in 356 days from now (we are in a leap year, so we have the 29th of February), I've decided to have my own fun with this "phenomenon". Don't worry, I'm not going to talk about how the earth will suddenly reverse its magnetic fields or anything like that. I lack the intelligence to make sense of that stuff.

The reason for this title if I'm not going to talk about 2012? A certain 80's song that critics think is probably the worst song in history.
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Guilty Pleasures: Fried Dough

Posted June 23rd, 2012 at 9:39 PM by Mario The World Champion

After a VERY LONG TIME, I am back with another installment of "Guilty Pleasures".

With the 4th of July near, towns and cities in America are getting out the fireworks and blowing them up in the air. It's also time for traditional fair foods like fries, burgers, hot dogs, lemonade and my personal favorite, fried dough.

But isn't now bad to eat fatty foods since the Government is getting involved by trying to make us eat healthy? So that means we can't have fried dough.

But fried dough is so good to eat. I mean, sure it's a piece of dough fried in a fryer and sometimes brushed with some butter, but once you slap on that powered sugar and add cinnamon sugar and take a big bite... oh, god. I love the taste of the dough, powered sugar and cinnamon sugar in my mouth as I chew that piece of heaven.

Now I know that Obama and his wife won't take kindly to us stuffing our faces with fried dough, but he probably won't be in office for much longer if he keeps on screwing up everything.

So if you're planning on going to a fireworks show, do yourself a favor and go eat some fried dough, that freshly fried piece of sugary heaven.
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