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This entry contains JUSTICE (Part III)

Posted February 19th, 2009 at 3:32 PM by Alter Ego
Updated February 20th, 2009 at 3:06 AM by Alter Ego

[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]((Continued from Part II. Character limits REALLY suck.))[/FONT][/COLOR]
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Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]...is the defense back from its mandatory coffee break? [/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]Yes[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]I apologize[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]Where were we[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]*clears throat*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]As I was saying[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]the timestamp on this photo from the pharmacy security camera clearly proves that I was IN THE PHARMACY buying HANDCARE PRODUCTS at 16:35 on the day of the murder[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]the pharmacy, as you are well aware[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]is ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]*smug smile*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]*recoil*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]*inquizitive look*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]Now how, precisely, does the defense propose that I covered this entire distance in such a short time?[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]What's this[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]*rub at time stamp*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]OBJECTION[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]OBJECTION[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]I SEE FORGERY ON THIS PICTURE[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]OBJECTION![/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]*tosses head back*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]Naturally[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]you were just tampering with it[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]*holds up picture*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]i'd like the court room to see[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]TAMPERING WITH THE DATE[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]THIS CLEARLY SAYS THE 27TH[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]I'd like to call the pharmacist to the stand[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]Or perhaps to save time[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]Knowing your OCD with keeping all receipts Alter[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]May we see the receipt for the hand lotion?[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]*tosses back head*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]Peruse to your heart's content, mister Hobo[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]*Hand lotion receipt has been added to the court record*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]*looks at receipt*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]*smart smile*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]It appears[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]Hand lotion[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]Wasn't the only thing on your shopping list Alter[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]*recoil*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]That...[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]*tosses head back*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]I refuse to buy into your cheap bluffs, Mr.Hobo[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]May I ask why you were buying the exact ingredients found in the poison that killed the victim?[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]Ran out of stock perhaps?[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]Hah[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]*tosses head back*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]You are, indeed, quite imaginative Mr.Hobo[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]potential for a great fantasy author wasted in your career choice, I should think[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]However[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]you seem to have neglected an important point[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]...surely I need not spell it out for you?[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]How you got to the pharmacy so quickly?[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]*shakes head*[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]Far simpler than that, Mr.Hobo[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]The victim, if you will recall, was killed by PERFUME[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Alter Ego says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana]...now where, praytell, is the crime in buying ingredients for perfume?[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]It was a perfume bottle[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]Yes[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]Hobo Luke says:[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=&quot]But the contents were far from a perfume[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR=#545454][FONT=&quot]((Up next, part IV: the true murder weapon...is perfume? Read on as more courtroom drama ensues.))[/FONT][/COLOR]
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