Personal Fanclub for the Overlord

Dear members of Pokecommunity,

I think it's high time the Supreme Overlord of Darkness got himself a fan club. Clearly I am deserving of such a club and the reasons why are endless but I suppose I can indulge you guys for a while!

1) I am a Karate Master

Of course the member in question should simply be amazing in pretty much every aspect of life going, which indeed I am! I have ****ing mad ass kung fu skills, I can look any man in the eye and make his balls explode! And as for the women, all I need to do is take my clothes off and they're rendered utterly helpless before my buff physique!


And just look at this kick!


I'm ****ing standing up doing the splits! With flexibility like that, just imagine the kind of pandemonium I could get up to in the bedroom!

2) I am a top calibre Mathematician

With my First Class Honours Degree in the Bachelor of Sciences - Mathematics, this instantly makes me GOD LIKE. This alone makes me superior to like 98% of the world's population. I'm on a higher plateau compared to the rest of you. A whole different level of supremacy that none of you could possibly hope to understand. The way I think, my thought process, is naturally better than all of you people. It therefore stands to reason that I should have a fan club for all of you pitiful underlings to worship and lick my feet!


3) I have elite gaming skills

Which means I get to kick your ass in the virtual world too! Thought you were safe behind that computer screen? THINK THE **** AGAIN *****! I'm so 1337 I just have to pick up a game once and I'm instantly a pro at it. I 100% every RPG I play, get the most kills in any FPS, have undefeated records in all fighting games, have the fastest times in any racing game, you get the idea. There's no game I can't win at and since life is a game, I win at life too.


4) I listen to heavy ****ing metal with a bit of classical on the side

None of this pussy ass **** music, I listen to the real deal, so that when I'm beating your ass down to the ground, I can do it with style. Listening to heavy metal also makes me ****ing INVINCIBLE JUST BECAUSE.


5) I am the Overlord

Now this just pulls it all together. The absolute fact that I am the OVERLORD means I deserve a fan club. Being the Overlord means that I am basically better than everyone else in every single way possible. This therefore makes me more deserving of anything I so desire! I have class, style, grace as well as power, strength and dominance over all life. And it's time people actively recognize and acknowledge this in a place dedicated to my supreme awesomeness.


Let the praise begin!


List of followers fans

-Captain Fabio
-Kura
-Cirno
-Bloodex
-AlexOzzyCake
-Regeneration

Why do I get the feeling that you're not trying to recruit fans, but followers?

I approve of this blog.

5 stars. I'm sold. Only criticism:



When all else fails, put this link onto a dating website.

but do you have a big ****

@ Alexial: I have trained you well, my apprentice!

@ Kura: For practical purposes, the supporting knee should be bent to lower the centre of gravity, thereby improving stability. Also if I kept the supporting knee straightened, a low kick to the knee could easily dislodge the kneecap.

@ Harlequin: I think we both know the answer to that one ;P

can I join? :D

Quoting Janna! =D

Also, Chris' post literally killed me.

I would follow you to the end of the earth.

@ Cirno: Babe, I'm treating that as a rhetorical question.

@ Bloodex: Appended a list to the end of the blog entry.

@ AlexOzzyCake: A wise decision!

omg i wanna join too.
also my maths>yours

the dark overlord is no match for this shipping queen B)

but i find your personality quite intriguing! I must stalk er, i mean follow on your epic quest of overlordness!