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That's So Punny! (Tupper Ware Remix Party, FoxTrot, Celtic's Fan Dancing) [Daily Bloggity Entry #227]

Posted May 15th, 2015 at 1:00 PM by El Héroe Oscuro


Date: 15 May 2015
Time: 10:13 AM ET
Mood: Happy!

Have a lovely weekend folks, enjoy these nautical jokes <3

The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.

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I can't seem to stop laughing at the concept of this potato being on my plate. I think it's because we're both baked.
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
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A guy just threw milk at me... How dairy?!
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Daily Music - "The Hit" by Tupper Ware Remix Party feat. Ninja Sex Party
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I've accepted the fact that being cremated is my last hope for a smoking, hot body.
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I recently joined the Procrastinators' Club.
I showed up at a meeting, but it was postponed.
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I thought I got a type a in blood test but it was actually a typ-o
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How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it
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Daily Comic - "Spring" by Bill Amend of FoxTrot
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What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium.
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They should make a Minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Daily Video - "Celtic's Fan Dancing To Bon Jovi Living On A Prayer" by UncleCharlie
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If you died of laughter from this, you're welcome! xoxo

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