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Tonight We Gonna Take Over The World

Posted July 21st, 2009 at 3:52 PM by I Laugh at your Misfortune!
Updated April 11th, 2010 at 4:20 PM by I Laugh at your Misfortune!

lyrics from The Cloystercat Dolls - Take over the world


anyway, I haven't blogged in a while, so I just felt like posting this. Its my plan to take over the world, which I created while chatting on Omegle.

step one: destroy your spirits by making you lose the game (which, by the way, you just did)

step two: use your weakened mental defences to brainwash you and turn you into a mindslave

step three: repeat until I have an army

step four: dance a jig of triumph

step five: raid the nearest gun shop, losing many of my followers lives in the process

step six: shoot anything and everything that moves. except for plumbers.

step seven: make babies with everyone...whether they like it or no

step eight: use the new babies as the next generation of mind slaves

step nine: use vast army to destroy the houses of parliament, losing many of my followers lives in the process

step ten: dance a jig of victory

step eleven:

step twelve: use a candle to reveal the invisible ink that hides step eleven

step thirteen: carry out step eleven

step fourteen: use nuclear weapons somehow obtained during step eleven to threaten Obama and make various demands for cash.

step fifteen: laugh as the free world bombs the hell out of various middle eastern countries

step sixteen: use the disillousioned survivors to add to my vast army

step seventeen: use the superior british navy to capture america

step eighteen: I now rule the world...or at least the bits that matter.
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  1. Old Comment
    bgt's Avatar
    The world is in my pants.

    Your welcome to take it over.
    Posted July 21st, 2009 at 6:46 PM by bgt bgt is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Wow. You like totally are going to succeed. Just a question though. If you have males in there how are we going to make babies? I mean will we be tied up and have to do stuff for hours without end impregnating all of human kinds women?
    Posted July 21st, 2009 at 8:10 PM by Mitchman Mitchman is offline
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    I Laugh at your Misfortune!'s Avatar
    males can get pregnant too D:

    just search Mpreg on they NEVER lie 8D
    Posted July 22nd, 2009 at 4:31 AM by I Laugh at your Misfortune! I Laugh at your Misfortune! is offline
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    King!'s Avatar
    Um....I am disturbed. What IS step 11?
    Posted July 26th, 2009 at 6:40 PM by King! King! is offline
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    sasuneuchiha's Avatar
    Wow...STRIHGH, you are either of two things. Either completely insane or totally brilliant. Though I wish you luck beating me in a game. Especially a children's card game...
    Posted July 30th, 2009 at 6:16 PM by sasuneuchiha sasuneuchiha is offline

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