Conversations What Really Happen in My House.
Posted November 18th, 2009 at 12:59 PM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty
Tags christmas, looney parents
Mum: So, I need you to send me a list of your favourite Pokémon.
Me: ...Why?
Mum: No reason. By the way, how is Reji-gee-gass spelt?
Me: ...How did you know he was my favourite?
Mum: I KNOW EVERYTHING.
Me: What is Pi to 2,000 digits?
Mum: Two.
Me: ...DAMNIT YOU KNOW I HAVE NO WAY OF CHECKING THAT INFORMATION.
[Pause]
Me: You do know how old I am, right?
Mum: Yes. Question is, do you?
Me: Touché.
Baring in mind that Mother is still a massive Trekkie (Voyager), and that my Papa is currently in the front bedroom playing Realms of the Haunting (or C&C: Generals, all I can hear is the swearing), it's no surprise we have conversations like this on a daily basis.
Anyway, that's apparently Christmas sorted. My main present is a Kenwood Car CD Player, Radio & iPod...thing which done play dem seedy fings at loud volumes lol. :33333
Me: ...Why?
Mum: No reason. By the way, how is Reji-gee-gass spelt?
Me: ...How did you know he was my favourite?
Mum: I KNOW EVERYTHING.
Me: What is Pi to 2,000 digits?
Mum: Two.
Me: ...DAMNIT YOU KNOW I HAVE NO WAY OF CHECKING THAT INFORMATION.
[Pause]
Me: You do know how old I am, right?
Mum: Yes. Question is, do you?
Me: Touché.
Baring in mind that Mother is still a massive Trekkie (Voyager), and that my Papa is currently in the front bedroom playing Realms of the Haunting (or C&C: Generals, all I can hear is the swearing), it's no surprise we have conversations like this on a daily basis.
Anyway, that's apparently Christmas sorted. My main present is a Kenwood Car CD Player, Radio & iPod...thing which done play dem seedy fings at loud volumes lol. :33333
Total Comments 4
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Posted November 18th, 2009 at 1:41 PM by Dukey
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Posted November 18th, 2009 at 1:55 PM by moon
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IKR? After living all of last year with four girls who couldn't even name a single computer game yet alone play one, it's nice to be living at home with two seasoned geeks. XD
OMG, LITTLE BIG ADVENTURE! My Papa finished playing those through about...a month ago? I have the theme on my iPod; love it to bits. It was one of my first computer games, alongside the original Command & Conquer and KKND...I think. Oh, and Duke Nukem and Doom. And Quake. Erm. I had a lot of computer games as a kid XDPosted November 18th, 2009 at 3:40 PM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty
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Posted November 18th, 2009 at 6:15 PM by Swift!




