YOU EVOLVED FROM A DOG
Posted December 5th, 2009 at 4:27 AM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty
Mum: What's the Pokémon who looks like a blue donkey?
Me: ...Come again?
Mum: Well I was looking through eBay and they had this darling Pokémon plushie which looks like a blue donkey. It has long ears blue ears.
Me: ...Errrr. I can't actually think of any Pokémon based off of a donkey. Can you provide a little more detail than that?
Mum: It was cute.
Me: Yeah, like that helps. *pulls up an image from Google Image Search of all Pokémon* Okay, point to it.
[cue five minutes of scrolling and suggesting]
Mum: Ahhh, that's it! That one!
Me: That's Glaceon. She doesn't look a thing like a donkey.
Mum: She does!
Me: She does not! She looks like a dog!
Mum: A dog?! She looks like a donkey!
Me: SHE EVOLVES FROM EEVEE, WHO IS A DOG*!
Mum: YOU EVOLVED FROM A DOG!
Me: ...Think really carefully about what you just said.
Mum: *walking away* Too late, I already did.
My household: insane since 1989.
* I have long held the belief that Eevee looks more like a dog than a cat. Or maybe a fox.
Me: ...Come again?
Mum: Well I was looking through eBay and they had this darling Pokémon plushie which looks like a blue donkey. It has long ears blue ears.
Me: ...Errrr. I can't actually think of any Pokémon based off of a donkey. Can you provide a little more detail than that?
Mum: It was cute.
Me: Yeah, like that helps. *pulls up an image from Google Image Search of all Pokémon* Okay, point to it.
[cue five minutes of scrolling and suggesting]
Mum: Ahhh, that's it! That one!
Me: That's Glaceon. She doesn't look a thing like a donkey.
Mum: She does!
Me: She does not! She looks like a dog!
Mum: A dog?! She looks like a donkey!
Me: SHE EVOLVES FROM EEVEE, WHO IS A DOG*!
Mum: YOU EVOLVED FROM A DOG!
Me: ...Think really carefully about what you just said.
Mum: *walking away* Too late, I already did.
My household: insane since 1989.
* I have long held the belief that Eevee looks more like a dog than a cat. Or maybe a fox.
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[css-div=saeasesaeasdas]nocomment[/css-div]Posted December 5th, 2009 at 4:45 AM by beauty. proletariat
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Posted December 5th, 2009 at 5:03 AM by Ivysaur
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Posted December 5th, 2009 at 5:13 AM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty
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Eevee is a fox. :[Posted December 5th, 2009 at 6:27 AM by colours
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Definitely that, though Bulbapedia also says it has catlike and doglike traits XD (along with all it's evolutions)
But how DARE she call Glaceon a "donkey" ;_; *loves that cute ice type to death*
For a second, though, I thought she was mistaking Eeyore for a Pokemon XDPosted December 5th, 2009 at 7:38 AM by Eucliffe
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True. D: But then that would have made this conversation slightly pervy >.>
XD omg you have no idea how relevant that statement is to this household. XD Eeyore used Yawn! <3Posted December 5th, 2009 at 9:18 AM by Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty
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Posted December 5th, 2009 at 2:17 PM by Donnie
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Posted December 5th, 2009 at 3:02 PM by Tyrantrum




