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CHIKORITA vs. CYNDAQUIL NOOB [ an epic ]

Posted March 14th, 2010 at 9:32 AM by BeachBoy
Updated March 21st, 2010 at 4:54 PM by BeachBoy

before I begin: all you cyndaquil lovers are noobs, real men use chikorita.

VS

Sweaty and exhausted after a long and harsh journey to Mr. Pokemon (I did manage to get Oak's number though, such a player ;D), Ryan is encountered by a red-haired dirt bag. Our eyes make contact and before we realize it, our pokemon are in a heated battle of leers, tackles, and mindless critical impacts.

Chikorita starts off the clash with a nasty tackle,
but Cyndaquil attacks back with a critical hit!

Once again, I tackle with force,
but Chiko is crit yet again! (real men can stand crits too)

Then Cyndaquil uses leer as I crit him with a ferocious tackle.

The battle rages on, we both are bleeding red (low HP bar says hi), and red-haired dirt bag taunts me a little bit.

THE GAME-CHANGING TURN.

For the entire battle, Chikorita was faster and winning, but for this ONE turn, Cyndaquil is faster and wins with a lame tackle. :/


CYNDAQUIL IS A CHEAP SON OF A BISCUIT.
ALL OF YOU THAT PICKED IT ARE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PEOPLE.

I'LL BE BACK.

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  1. Old Comment
    Hiidoran's Avatar
    Hahaha, you cannot defeat mah fiery cohorts!

    *Hiidoran vanishes*
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 1:40 PM by Hiidoran Hiidoran is offline
  2. Old Comment
    BeachBoy's Avatar
    @ Gamer: <3

    @ Retribution: *high-fives*

    @ Sublime: rock on

    @ Jordan: I sowwy, but blame it on a loner kid influencing my thoughts as a child

    @ Lady Gaga: awwww yeah

    @ Buoysel:
    OVER
    RATED
    DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN
    OVER
    RATED

    @ Larry: you poor person.
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 2:16 PM by BeachBoy BeachBoy is offline
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    parallelzero's Avatar
    I'm glad I picked Chikorita.
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 5:58 PM by parallelzero parallelzero is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Tyrantrum's Avatar
    Cyndaquil = FTW <3
    Posted March 18th, 2010 at 4:25 PM by Tyrantrum Tyrantrum is offline
  5. Old Comment
    Sammi's Avatar
    Wow, Cyndaquil hates you, Ryan. :(

    If I'd lost I would've just SR. I never lose to my rival! 8D *shot*
    Posted March 18th, 2010 at 7:44 PM by Sammi Sammi is offline