
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SYDIAN
Posted November 12th, 2010 at 7:52 AM by professor plum
She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Sydian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Matthew who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Iowa, and Sydian was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Matthew, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Sydian, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.


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Posted November 12th, 2010 at 8:11 AM by Sydian
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Posted November 12th, 2010 at 8:28 AM by TwilightBlade
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smh rn
ty Erik for telling me the truth about her.Posted November 12th, 2010 at 9:02 AM by -
Posted November 12th, 2010 at 9:28 AM by Timbjerr
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Syd, stop trying to make fetch work!
ABC Family, Monday @ 9PM they are airing this moviePosted November 12th, 2010 at 10:03 AM by Guy
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Posted November 12th, 2010 at 10:10 AM by Belinda
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Posted November 15th, 2010 at 12:24 PM by Sydian
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I just died laughing roflPosted April 13th, 2014 at 1:02 PM by Cordelia



