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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SYDIAN

Posted November 12th, 2010 at 7:52 AM by professor plum

She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Sydian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Matthew who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Iowa, and Sydian was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Matthew, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Sydian, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

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    Sydian's Avatar
    I love that movie and I love your face.

    You're so fetch!
    Posted November 12th, 2010 at 8:11 AM by Sydian Sydian is offline
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    TwilightBlade's Avatar
    What's your damage, Heather? ;-;
    Posted November 12th, 2010 at 8:28 AM by TwilightBlade TwilightBlade is offline
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    smh rn

    ty Erik for telling me the truth about her.
    Posted November 12th, 2010 at 9:02 AM by
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    Timbjerr's Avatar
    Don't worry, I still love you Syd. D:

    Lesbians are aweshum. :P
    Posted November 12th, 2010 at 9:28 AM by Timbjerr Timbjerr is offline
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    Syd, stop trying to make fetch work!

    ABC Family, Monday @ 9PM they are airing this movie
    Posted November 12th, 2010 at 10:03 AM by Guy Guy is offline
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    Belinda's Avatar
    ^ Shivi is right, anyways this was pretty awesome to read, no doubt the best movie.
    Posted November 12th, 2010 at 10:10 AM by Belinda Belinda is offline
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    Sydian's Avatar
    I will be watching it tonight, thank you Shivi!
    Posted November 15th, 2010 at 12:24 PM by Sydian Sydian is offline
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    I just died laughing rofl
    Posted April 13th, 2014 at 1:02 PM by Cordelia Cordelia is offline