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I got asked to blog this

Posted October 8th, 2011 at 10:20 AM by Liliana Vess
Updated October 8th, 2011 at 10:47 AM by Liliana Vess (Lalalala don't mind me and my sucky spelling~)

So yesterday I was doing the dishes and I suddenly got sucked into this little skit on MSN. After it finished I was told to go blog it, so I present to you this unamed piece.
which has been edited slightly to make it PC appropriate


twistedpuppy as
The drunk ass dad

Shining Raichu as
The housewife/hooker

Hybrid Trainer as
The guilt ridden kid

twistedpuppy says:
When he's 18 I'll consider him a man. Till then he's still my wittle boi. xD
Shining Raichu says:
Shining Raichu says:
more balls than you've ever had!
twistedpuppy says:
Excuse me but where were you when the boy needed a mother? I know where...you were around town spreading your legs for every Tom, Dick and Harry. Slag!
Shining Raichu says:
twistedpuppy says:
You call that a living?! I GOT HERPES FROM YOU!
Shining Raichu says:
It brought MONEY into this house! If it weren't for my herpes Davie wouldn't have a roof over his head or a sink to wash dishes in!
twistedpuppy says:
Some roof. Even the crack whore next door has a better house than we do! Last time I'm listening to you. "But dear it's such a quaint little house. With a couple of touches here & there we can make it a lovely home." HA! My ass looks better than that piece of crap!
Shining Raichu says:
Well you call yourself a handyman, why don't you get off your fat ass and do something to fix the house instead of sitting there playing with yourself when you get home from work! I'm trying to make a good life for our Davie and YOU NEVER HELP ME.
twistedpuppy says:
At least I'm not turning the boy into a woman! Look at him doing the dishes. He's turning into a cloyster. That's supposed to be a womans job. Get your ass in the kitchen woman & never leave! You make me sick.
Shining Raichu says:
Oh I despise you. We do not live in the 50s and I'll be damned if I'm going to let little Davie turn out like YOU. We're leaving. If you decide to clean up your act, call me. We'll be at my mother's. C'mon Davie leave the dishes, maybe if he has to do them himself he'll see how hard we work around here.
twistedpuppy says:
Go ahead & leave! I don't care! I did fine without you before you life-sucking harpy!
Shining Raichu says:
Come on Davie, we're going. We don't need him.
Hybrid Trainer says:
But I don't wanna leave
Shining Raichu says:
It's okay, it's just for now. We'll get the house in the divorce
Hybrid Trainer says:
Is it my fault?
Shining Raichu says:
No my baby it's never your fault. Never blame yourself for your father turning into a bitter, bitter old man.
Shining Raichu hugs Davie and steers him toward the door
Hybrid Trainer says:
But I don't want you guys to split up
Shining Raichu says:
We just need a break baby, I don't want you to worry about it
Hybrid Trainer says:
Are we going to grandma's?
Shining Raichu says:
Yes! We're going to visit grandma!
Hybrid Trainer says:
Can't daddy come with us?
Shining Raichu says:
No sweetie he has some work to do, but we'll see him in a few days I swear
Hybrid Trainer says:
Why are we leaving so late?
Shining Raichu says:
Because it's a surprise! Grandma doesn't know we're coming so you're going to be her big surprise does that sound good? She'll be SO happy to see you
Hybrid Trainer says:
Can I say goodbye to daddy first?
Shining Raichu says:
Sure you can sweetie, go ahead
Hybrid Trainer says:
Bye daddy! See you later!
Hybrid Trainer hugs daddy
twistedpuppy says:
*mumble mumble mumble*
Hybrid Trainer says:
Love you daddy...
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  1. Old Comment
    countryemo's Avatar
    ...Awww thats so sad. I hope Daddy can stop playing with himself and be a father to his son. :'(
    Posted October 8th, 2011 at 10:46 AM by countryemo countryemo is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Perriechu's Avatar
    next episode

    dragonomega guest stars as grandma.
    Posted October 8th, 2011 at 10:54 AM by Perriechu Perriechu is offline
  3. Old Comment
    Oryx's Avatar
    Wait he went on a business trip without a job? I'm confused where is the continuity
    Posted October 8th, 2011 at 11:21 AM by Oryx Oryx is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Originally Posted by Toujours View Comment
    Wait he went on a business trip without a job? I'm confused where is the continuity
    I think it was a "buisness" trip x3
    Posted October 8th, 2011 at 11:30 AM by Liliana Vess Liliana Vess is offline
  5. Old Comment
    donavannj's Avatar
    There are several lessons to be learned here.
    Posted October 8th, 2011 at 12:46 PM by donavannj donavannj is offline
  6. Old Comment
    Shining Raichu's Avatar
    LMAO. Oh the joy of spontaneous MSN skits.

    and Toujours give us a break this wasn't planned

    But isn't Davie so cute as the kid? I had to stop the skit because he was too adorable and made me get too emotionally involved in it lmao
    Posted October 8th, 2011 at 3:17 PM by Shining Raichu Shining Raichu is offline

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