Giving away superpowers
Posted December 20th, 2012 at 11:31 AM by Esper
You didn't know it, but I'm actually a representative of the Almighty Unseen Power and have been tasked with giving superpowers to mortals like yourselves in order for you to become superheroes tasked with defending the world. Those who feel they are worthy, please, line up and I will bestow upon you the gifts of the Almighty Unseen Power.
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Posted December 20th, 2012 at 11:33 AM by droomph
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I think an "ally of justice" or "anti hero" role would suit me better. Despite my opinion will you still give me power?Posted December 20th, 2012 at 11:35 AM by Overlord Drakow
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I'm sorry, but you do not get to choose which powers to have.
@droomph: You have been give the power of Supersonic Coughing Fits. Your coughs are strong enough to knock over villains and small trees, as well as spread germs up to 2 miles away.
@Drakow: Yes, you may still have powers. You now have Superhuman Strength, but only between the hours of 3 AM and 5 AM GMT.Posted December 20th, 2012 at 11:43 AM by Esper
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Daymmmm I better not do any sexual intercourse during those hours then, hahaPosted December 20th, 2012 at 11:56 AM by Overlord Drakow
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Hey can I get a superpower, let it be a cool one, kthxPosted December 20th, 2012 at 12:04 PM by Shiny Celebi
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Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:08 PM by seeker
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Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:09 PM by Esper
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Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:23 PM by Mr Cat Dog
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Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:31 PM by Esper
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Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:37 PM by Nihilego
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Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:39 PM by Esper
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Posted December 20th, 2012 at 12:40 PM by Mr Cat Dog
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[QUOTE=Mr Cat Dog;bt82918]That's a fate worse than death![/QUOTE]
Shall we put that theory of yours to the test >=D
Between 3 to 5am though.Posted December 20th, 2012 at 1:18 PM by Overlord Drakow
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Posted December 20th, 2012 at 1:29 PM by Her
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Would you give me powers?Posted December 20th, 2012 at 2:14 PM by Hikamaru
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Posted December 21st, 2012 at 1:07 AM by donavannj
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Harlequin, you have the power to safely detach and reattach your legs at the hips and control them remotely while they are detached.
Hikari10, your power allows you to communicate with hats. Hats you speak with can tell you what the people who were wearing them were thinking while the hats were on their heads.
donavannj, the Almighty Unseen Power is all seeing and despite your doubt has granted you the power of always knowing where the nearest unoccupied parking space is.Posted December 21st, 2012 at 8:32 AM by Esper
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Posted December 21st, 2012 at 10:12 AM by donavannj


