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I Am Laziness And So Can You

Posted May 6th, 2016 at 10:25 PM by Sir Codin (Memoirs of Sir Codin)

I'm lazy.

I hate doing things besides play video games, read nonsense, and watch stupid crap. But often I get people asking: "hey, how can you be so lazy???"

Some people think it's easy to be lazy. They're wrong. Being lazy is ironically a real chore. So many things go into the act of laziness and you also have to deal with so much crap that people give you for being lazy that no everyone is able to do it.

Well, I'm here to help you become the ultimate slacker.
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5 Reasons Why I Want Trump To Be President

Posted May 6th, 2016 at 5:37 PM by Sir Codin (Memoirs of Sir Codin)

The recent presidential elections are coming to a fold and so far it's a literal case of "Dumb and Dumberer." Hilldog vs Trumparump. Finally, a presidential race that literally reflects what it's come down to since before I was even born when it comes to American leadership: settling for the lesser of two evils, instead of just not voting for evil at all.

Trump is an ass. There's no getting around that. He's completely unfit to serve as a leader of the objectively best worst richest-yet-below-average
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Top 3 Video Game Villains (feat. Aslan and Achromatic) [Daily Bloggity Entry #290]

Posted May 6th, 2016 at 1:00 PM by El Héroe Oscuro (Daily Bloggity)




Top 3 Video Game Villains
Date: 06 May 2015
Time: 7:16 AM ET
Mood: Teeth are hurting this morning

Note: No blog entry tomorrow but will pick up Sunday with a Meet the PC'ers entry.

Video game villains can range from some of the most badass characters we'll ever to see to some pretty horrible ones. From their dialogue to their aestehtic appeal to the way that they affect the world around them, there
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Song of the Day #12

Posted May 6th, 2016 at 7:52 AM by Ayychromathicc (Ben Stuff)



The video of this song is so great. The classic 70s footage is just gorgeous. The song itself is pretty darn good too, but the video definitely makes this song for me. I feel that way about a lot of Bee Gees songs though! They have some... interesting videos.

Nice turtleneck too.
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You! Yes, You! I Hate You.

Posted May 5th, 2016 at 9:28 PM by Sir Codin (Memoirs of Sir Codin)

I hate you. I just thought you should know this. Hatred runs strong in my blood and no other time does it flow stronger than when I think about you. You are everything that I hate and more. It's just....so much hate and it's all towards you, like a big cyclone of twisty edgy edginess of edge that meets a whetstone everytime you come into my thoughts.

Here are some reasons why I hate you:

1. You're you
2. You're still you
3. You are part of this filthy species
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