Let me introduce myself. My name is Avant Gunner Garde, but you can call me Avant! I prefer if you typed my name, it would say AVANT instead of Avant. I'm a 16 year-old girl who loves Homestuck and likes chatting with my friends at this server I go to. Anyways, I just moved in from Littleroot Town and so far my life has been completely normal...
Until today.
So, after I had placed all of my stuff, set the clock and stuff, my mom called me to watch my dad, Norman Garde, on the TV. Sadly, I was kinda slow and missed him. My mom then specifically asked my to meet Professor Birch and his family right across our house. Well, that's weird :/
Anyways, I met his family and his son, Brendan, and after that, I wandered into the town being the happy girl I was.
Suddenly, someone was screaming for help, so I came to the rescue. Apparently someone was being chased by a Zigzagoon. No biggie so I grabbed the man's satchel which was left on the ground and searched for something that I could help him.
Then, as if by magic, everything that I perceived was changed, Like my mind was being a little laggy and came back. I shook that feeling away and found a Pokeball. I was hoping to get one of th starters like Torchic or Mudkip but weirdly, another Pokemon appeared! It was orange and pink with a Cactus-like body. I knew it was a Cacturne but I never seen one that is... well, different.
I battled with Cacturne, which doesn't want to listen to anything I say, against a purple Pinsir? Wait, I thought we were battling a Zigzagoon? Well, it was no biggie, I defeated it anyway and the man was actually Professor Birch!
After being acquainted into his lab he gave me the Cacturne that I used, which I really hate coz she is lazy :(
I decided to name that lazy wonder♥♥♥♥ing purple and orange Female Cacturne, Nonon, named after my nemesis aka my kismesis (yes Homestuck reference) to a certain user on this server I go to.
So, after I got Nonon, everything was a bit of a blur after that. I battled Brendan and his oddly Zombie-colored Hoothoot (which I nicknamed Zombhoothoot), caught a perverted Sudowoodo which I named Kanzler, which then ultimately died from a Shiftry's Rock Blast, after being caught, met my dad in Petalburg City, and helped this kid Wally catch a really rude Grimer, (which I nicknamed El Grimero).
After Petalburg City, I headed towards Rustboro City, as my first pit stop of the highway to exit this hellhole, and on the way, Nonon was apparently Psychic/Water with Truant as its ability (no wonder she's lazy), caught some new buddies which are: Srinator, the slimy evil Fire Intimidate Male Lileep
caught at South Route 104, Sanguine, the sexy devilspawn Water/Rock Female Spinda
at Petalburg Woods, and Hayley, the always gone in hiding Ghost/Ice Static Female Kecleon at North Route 104. Also I got some cool TMs, and battled this rude guy who comes from this organization called Team Ramrod!
Well, anyways, I got into Rustboro City and sleeping in the PokeCenter, just waiting to finish this hellhole place I call Hoenn.
