Hi I don't know the football rules can I be an official World Cup referee?

This is not a goal:



England 2 - Germany 2 -> England 1 - Germany 2, sorry but no equalizer for you guys, keep trying and let Germany finish you off with a masterful counterattack.

This is not an offside:



Mexico 0 - Argentina 0 -> Mexico 0 - Argentina 1, sorry guys, you are now losing for no reason at all. I'm sure you can score at least two goals against Argentina, it's a piece of cake!

Seriously, is this a joke?

I love you so much right now.

That was a goal. If they had allowed that goal, I'm certain that the whole match would have gone the other way. Nothing like a disallowed but obvious goal to dishearten you. :|

Nice to know that psychic octopus was right.