Beach Gum, the only brand of gum you'll ever need.

Limey says:
*I need to decide which six Pokemon I'm keeping throughout Kanto
Gummy says:
*Six Dittos
Limey says:
*Ryan the Lanturn
Gummy the Ditto
Gummy says:
*then you have every pokemon
Beachy says:
*lol, those two, that's all you need.
Limey says:
*ttly
Beachy says:
*BeachGum is the toughest brand, dude.
*you can chew it for hours and the taste never fades
Gummy says:
*he speaks words of wisdom
Beachy says:
*that sandy gummy bear taste explosion
Limey says:
*BeachGum: Lime flavor?
Beachy says:
*bingo
*there's also orange
*and watermelon
Limey says:
*And robot
Beachy says:
*and extra gummy bear
Gummy says:
*As long as it's colored blue, Im fine
*like a shiny ditto!
Beachy says:
*!

I would buy it, if it was allowed to be sold in stores.

Unfortunately, most stores would most likely be too lowly to stock anything of the sort.

Don't forget Will the Tyranitar, or I'll cut you up and feed you to my dog the size of a purse. :[