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CHIKORITA vs. CYNDAQUIL NOOB [ an epic ]

Posted March 14th, 2010 at 9:32 AM by BeachBoy
Updated March 21st, 2010 at 4:54 PM by BeachBoy
before I begin: all you cyndaquil lovers are noobs, real men use chikorita.

VS

Sweaty and exhausted after a long and harsh journey to Mr. Pokemon (I did manage to get Oak's number though, such a player ;D), Ryan is encountered by a red-haired dirt bag. Our eyes make contact and before we realize it, our pokemon are in a heated battle of leers, tackles, and mindless critical impacts.

Chikorita starts off the clash with a nasty tackle,
but Cyndaquil attacks back with a critical hit!

Once again, I tackle with force,
but Chiko is crit yet again! (real men can stand crits too)

Then Cyndaquil uses leer as I crit him with a ferocious tackle.

The battle rages on, we both are bleeding red (low HP bar says hi), and red-haired dirt bag taunts me a little bit.

THE GAME-CHANGING TURN.

For the entire battle, Chikorita was faster and winning, but for this ONE turn, Cyndaquil is faster and wins with a lame tackle. :/


CYNDAQUIL IS A CHEAP SON OF A BISCUIT.
ALL OF YOU THAT PICKED IT ARE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PEOPLE.

I'LL BE BACK.

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  1. Old Comment
    Fire Wolf's Avatar
    I picked it, because Typhlosion is simply awesome. I ain't horrible. Lern 2 use Potions nub xD.
    [IMG]http://veekun.com/dex/media/heartgold-soulsilver/155.png[/IMG][IMG]http://veekun.com/dex/media/heartgold-soulsilver/155.png[/IMG][IMG]http://veekun.com/dex/media/heartgold-soulsilver/155.png[/IMG][IMG]http://veekun.com/dex/media/heartgold-soulsilver/155.png[/IMG]
    [B]CYNDAQUIL ALL THE WAY 8D![/B]
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 9:38 AM by Fire Wolf Fire Wolf is offline
  2. Old Comment
    BeachBoy's Avatar
    i dun use items nub, i r real batlur.

    nub, jus nub. u nub.
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 9:41 AM by BeachBoy BeachBoy is offline
  3. Old Comment
    Lucy's Avatar
    I'm going with Chikorita once I get my SoulSilver (b' ')b And I was gonna go with Cyndaquil on my imported SS, but because I instead went with Totodile, I went with it on HG o3o

    /everyone knows Totodile pwns Chikorita anyday
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 9:45 AM by Lucy Lucy is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Jordan's Avatar
    What if I pick Totodile? :o

    Edit: In a way, beat by ^. But yeah, I'm going with Totodile to complete my collection of Johto starters. o3o;
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 9:46 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline
  5. Old Comment
    Sydian's Avatar
    I'm going with Chikorita since I've used the other two on my copy of SS.

    And I am NOT a dirt bag! >:C
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 9:51 AM by Sydian Sydian is offline
  6. Old Comment
    Well, I'm picking Cyndaquil and there's nothing you can do about it. Obviously real men use fire types. XD;
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 9:52 AM by Serene Grace Serene Grace is offline
  7. Old Comment
    BeachBoy's Avatar
    I always used to think as a kid that totodile was for disconnected people. It was such a far thought and no-one except this loner @ my kid rec used it, so I guess that's where it came from. XD;

    So yeah, loner toto is a-okay, cynda is a sin, duh.

    and watch your tongue lucy, don't make me sick light wind chiko on yu. >:O
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 9:52 AM by BeachBoy BeachBoy is offline
  8. Old Comment
    Spinosaurus's Avatar
    IM PICKING CYNDAQUIL CAUSE I'M TRADING MY TOTODILE. YEAH

    Chikorita sucks anyways
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 9:52 AM by Spinosaurus Spinosaurus is offline
  9. Old Comment
    BeachBoy's Avatar
    Quote:
    Well, I'm picking Cyndaquil and there's nothing you can do about it. Obviously real men use fire types. XD;
    brb, bringing Serene Grace up for demotion.
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 9:52 AM by BeachBoy BeachBoy is offline
  10. Old Comment
    BeachBoy's Avatar
    Spino, you used to be cool. what happened to you.
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 9:53 AM by BeachBoy BeachBoy is offline
  11. Old Comment
    Spinosaurus's Avatar
    On a second thoguht, I'm gonna choose Chikorita. I need a good grass type and I want Magcargo in my team. :3
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 9:55 AM by Spinosaurus Spinosaurus is offline
  12. Old Comment
    BeachBoy's Avatar
    atta boy

    join the grass side
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 9:56 AM by BeachBoy BeachBoy is offline
  13. Old Comment
    Samme!'s Avatar
    If I get Soul Silver I'll be picking Chikorita :3



    but i chose cyndaquil for hg ]:
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 10:11 AM by Samme! Samme! is offline
  14. Old Comment
    .Gamer's Avatar
    I am now the proud owner of

    BeachBoy the (male) Chikorita.
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 10:24 AM by .Gamer .Gamer is offline
  15. Old Comment
    Superjub's Avatar
    I'm using Chikorita. :3 Chickorita and Meganium are awesome (and cute)! :D
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 11:05 AM by Superjub Superjub is offline
  16. Old Comment
    Sublime's Avatar
    Chikorita all the way, man. MINE'S NAMED MICHELLE ;D;
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 11:15 AM by Sublime Sublime is offline
  17. Old Comment
    Wish's Avatar
    I'm using Cyndaquil on SoulSilver and Totodile on HeartGold, because Chikorita is FTL. :D
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 11:39 AM by Wish Wish is offline
  18. Old Comment
    Jordan's Avatar
    [QUOTE=BeachBoy;bt39299]I always used to think as a kid that totodile was for disconnected people. It was such a far thought and no-one except this loner @ my kid rec used it, so I guess that's where it came from. XD;[/QUOTE]Thanks. Now I'm going to play SS with a full round of self-respect...;_;
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 11:41 AM by Jordan Jordan is offline
  19. Old Comment
    Lady Gaga's Avatar
    I got Chikorita :3
    Im even using the Chikorita stylus I have. I could have used the Cyndaquil one, or even the Totodile one. BUT NO.

    I USED THE CHIKORITA ONE <333
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 1:05 PM by Lady Gaga Lady Gaga is offline
  20. Old Comment
    Buoysel's Avatar
    Why everybody be hating on Cyndaquil? T_T

    Typhlosion is going to kick your arse for making fun of his/her kid.

    Somehow I got stuck with a female Cyndaquil right off the bad, I was to lazy to reset it.
    Posted March 14th, 2010 at 1:08 PM by Buoysel Buoysel is offline
 

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