Pokemon Adventure! Pt8

So like, After all this time I have finally gotten my hands on the stone I was like, searching for and junk, and now my cutie little sandshrew is now a so totally super amazing Sandslash, like YAY! The universe and I am in total sync because like, I have become SUCH a powerful trainer now. I even finally beat That Guzma guy in like, his smelly old run down town. Like, ew, You wouldn't believe the smell in Po town, total poverty to the max!

So like, anyway diary, this creepy old grumpy looking guy came up to me, he was like, a police officer or something and I like, beat him in a pokemon battle, he was pretty tough, but then I like, starting listening to him and junk and you'll never guess what?!, he was like, totally the KAHUNA of the island! I know, No way right? Like, I didn't even know what to say. So, like, I got back to Aether house with the pokemon those team skull losers had stolen and, like, total shocker, still kinda like, really super mad right now but, MY BFF HAS BEEN LIKE TOTALLY KIDNAPPED! Also for some reason that Gladion kid is also here and super worried about lillie and cosmog. Still waiting for the entire scoop on that. But like, yeah, I am like, going to go back to that aether foundation place where that like, plumeria slut and her greasy boyfriends took my BFF and Beat them senseless for this! Time for this girl to play the Hero once again! Maybe I can like, finally figure out what their major malfunction is.