So like, my BFF Lillie and I had a little argument because she like totally wanted to go to that moon temple or whatever and get cosmog finished, but I was all like, Ehh, NOOOO, I know it's like important and junk but I like, so totally have to get my clefable. So like, after two days I finally get my hands on one of those moon stones again from poke pelago...WAAAAYYY too long to fly there on my charizard. Anyway, like, after that we get there and play these flutes and you will NEVER guess what!...

Oh...EM...GEE. Like, Things have gotten like, so totally Wild to the max!

Y'know when you just have like, one of those totally off the wall days?, well like, today was like one of them! I finally made it to the aether foundation again and there was like, a LOT of people waiting for me. They all had really super weak pokemon so I didn't have to like, try very hard or nothing. Gladion helped me get there and as it turns out gladion and Lillie are like brother and sister and the head...

So like, After all this time I have finally gotten my hands on the stone I was like, searching for and junk, and now my cutie little sandshrew is now a so totally super amazing Sandslash, like YAY! The universe and I am in total sync because like, I have become SUCH a powerful trainer now. I even finally beat That Guzma guy in like, his smelly old run down town. Like, ew, You wouldn't believe the smell in Po town, total poverty to the max!

So like, anyway diary, this creepy old grumpy...

Yeah, whatever agian I guess.

So like, where do I even start? I should start with like. OMG! Like I can't even right now, like I am totally REALLY ANGRY! I finally Get to KoniKoni City and like, this lady tells me she doesn't HAVE Ice Stones! The last one got bought by those Stupid losers from Team Skull! EWW! Like, I am so fuming right now. Those team skull numbskulls like, are totally bad karma and are like throwing my good vibs from the universe like, ALL OUTTA WHACK!
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Like, O.M.G!

I like totally beat the final Trial on Akala Island! YAY! Me and my pokemon spend days training together and I like, totally believed it was going to me and my sandshrew all the way, but in the end he ended up fainting. I thought I was done for since none of my other pokemon, while they got a lot stronger, none of them like, learned any new moves and junk, but my Brobasaur totally won it in end for me! YAY! Oh, yeah, I think a huge part of it was because like, the comfort...