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Bohemian PokéRhapsody

Posted June 17th, 2011 at 1:49 AM by Opposite Day
Updated June 17th, 2011 at 7:54 AM by Opposite Day

So at work I decided to use the breaks for something constructive, and I ended up modifying good ol'e Bohemian Rhapsody because I'm funny like that, especially the part where I think of editing song lyrics as a constructive thing to do.

in case none of you've heard it before

Is this Azurill life
Is this just Manaphy
Caught in a Rock Slide
No Escape Rope reality
Compound your eyes
Look up to the skies, Drowzee
I’m just a Purrloin
I need no Synthesis
‘Cause I’m Weezing up, easy go
Little high, little Slow
Any way Whirlwind blows
Doesn’t Darumaka to me, to me.

Mama, I just killed a man
Put a Stunfisk at his head
Let it Discharge, now he’s dead
Mama, Liepard just begun
But now Aggron and thrown it all away
Shimama… oooooh, didn’t Mean Look make you cry?
If I’m Golbat again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if Mothim really matters

It’s too late, my Chimeco-me
Sends Shinbora down my spine
Body’s Aaken all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I’ve Metronome
Got to Leaf Storm all behind and face the truth
Hariyama, oooooh – (any Silver Wind blows)
I don’t want to die
I sometimes wish I’d never Head Smash’ed at all

<short guitar solo, proceeds into faster part>

I see a little Meloetta of a man
Salamence, Salamence, will you do the banned dragon
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me
Lucario, Lucario
Lucario, Lucario
Lucario Finneon – Ma-agcargo-o-o-o

I'm just an Entei, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor Skarmory
Spare him his life from this Lickilicky
Easy come Pineco - will you let me go
It's Taillow! No - we will not let you go - Embargo
It's Taillow! We will not let you go - Embargo
It's Taillow! We will not let you go - Embargo
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go – Ooo-no, no, no, no, no, no, kusu! -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Be-ellossom has the devil put aside for me
for me
for me

<guitar bridge>

So you think you can Stone Edge and spit in my eye?
So you think you can Luvdisc and leave me to die?
Oh baby *Relicanth do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta U-turn outta here

<guitar solo>

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing Feraligatr’s
Anyone Chansey
Nothing Riolu matters, Koffing really matters, to me
<instrumental ending>
Anyway Tailwind blows...

<Fake Out>

*In regards of the Relicanth thingie, you've got to sing that part rather quickly for it to fit.

Concidering adding random pictures in it, but meh
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  1. Old Comment
    Olli's Avatar
    That was... original.
    I guess you must've been just a little bored while thinking up all this, but it's pretty creative >_<
    Posted June 17th, 2011 at 5:53 AM by Olli Olli is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Alternative's Avatar
    1. Mothim does matter.
    2. Entei comes from a Skarmory lool.
    Posted June 17th, 2011 at 8:02 AM by Alternative Alternative is offline
  3. Old Comment
    >:O I have a feeling you took some of this from reddit/4chan. Whichever you go on. But cute. :3
    Posted June 17th, 2011 at 3:04 PM by .Aero .Aero is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Opposite Day's Avatar
    Originally Posted by .Aero View Comment
    >:O I have a feeling you took some of this from reddit/4chan. Whichever you go on. But cute. :3
    tbh I copied the first two lines and made the rest up myself, as that thread failed hardcore :< but yeah haha
    Posted June 17th, 2011 at 11:06 PM by Opposite Day Opposite Day is offline

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