Giving away superpowers

You didn't know it, but I'm actually a representative of the Almighty Unseen Power and have been tasked with giving superpowers to mortals like yourselves in order for you to become superheroes tasked with defending the world. Those who feel they are worthy, please, line up and I will bestow upon you the gifts of the Almighty Unseen Power.

give me the power to be a little less dickish?

Other than that, I would definitely like to talk with animals. UGH WHY IS THAT NOT NOW.

I think an "ally of justice" or "anti hero" role would suit me better. Despite my opinion will you still give me power?

I'm sorry, but you do not get to choose which powers to have.

@droomph: You have been give the power of Supersonic Coughing Fits. Your coughs are strong enough to knock over villains and small trees, as well as spread germs up to 2 miles away.

@Drakow: Yes, you may still have powers. You now have Superhuman Strength, but only between the hours of 3 AM and 5 AM GMT.

Daymmmm I better not do any sexual intercourse during those hours then, haha

Hey can I get a superpower, let it be a cool one, kthx

I desire of power of human

Shiny Celebi you now have the power of Stickiness. You can stick to things, and have things stuck to you, for 5 minutes, but they stay stuck for the full 5 minutes.

Abnegation you have the power of Feltomancy, the power to control felt.

Pleasebetelekinesispleasebetelekinesispleasebetelekinesis!

Mr Cat Dog, at will you can summon any movie you name to play on regular television, but it will be edited for time and content.

Power please!

Razor Leaf, your power is not an innate power, but an Enchanted Leisure Suit that makes you invulnerable to extreme temperatures.

Scarf;bt82915 said:

Mr Cat Dog, at will you can summon any movie you name to play on regular television, but it will be edited for time and content.

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That's a fate worse than death!

Mr Cat Dog;bt82918 said:

That's a fate worse than death!

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Shall we put that theory of yours to the test >=D

Between 3 to 5am though.

Bestow what must be bestowed upon me, chosen one.

Would you give me powers?

Oh, what the hell, why not?

Assuming you ever come back to this entry again.

Harlequin, you have the power to safely detach and reattach your legs at the hips and control them remotely while they are detached.

Hikari10, your power allows you to communicate with hats. Hats you speak with can tell you what the people who were wearing them were thinking while the hats were on their heads.

donavannj, the Almighty Unseen Power is all seeing and despite your doubt has granted you the power of always knowing where the nearest unoccupied parking space is.

Hell yes. An actually useful power!