Hi guys, Alexis here. I was thinking about fusing a RPG into a Pokémon core series game. I was playing Pokémon Paper Mario Redux until an idea sturcks into my head. "What if I do that the same?"

Since Pokémon and EarthBound had the same developer or publisher, Ape Inc./Creatures Inc., it will be easy. But EarthBound had rolling HP meter ala odometer, changing tones, depressive story (Mother 3), weird creatures, baseball bats, aliens and Pokémon had 807 Pokémons, bug...

Because I have no where else to put this... I'm going to deal with my problem the only way I know how... Bitter, bitter sarcasm... (And yes, some of this will be copied from my Twitter....)

I'd like to take this moment to thank you, Mother, for waiting until the last moment to do anything. We're only on the verge of homelessness. Not like it matters after all. You could be looking for houses (Or better yet, letting ME do it because I am a bit faster searching...) but no, you're on...