2012 brings new things to discover as well as uncertainty about the future. It also brings more of that 2012 doomsday BS that has been running rampant the past few years, despite common sense and scientists actually proving that the predicted Mayan doomsday will not happen! But that still doesn't stop idiots like Discovery Channel, History Channel, Patrick Geryl and other morons from continuing to shove their doomsday shows and books down our throats!

Since the world will end in 356 days from now (we are in a leap year, so we have the 29th of February), I've decided to have my own fun with this "phenomenon". Don't worry, I'm not going to talk about how the earth will suddenly reverse its magnetic fields or anything like that. I lack the intelligence to make sense of that stuff.

The reason for this title if I'm not going to talk about 2012? A certain 80's song that critics think is probably the worst song in history.
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The Ugly Barnacle. Greatest story EVAR!

Posted February 21st, 2010 at 10:22 PM by Mario The World Champion
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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
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    Best story I've ever read. By far. I especially liked the ending, totally unexpected. xD
    Posted February 21st, 2010 at 11:35 PM by Swift! Swift! is offline
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    My life is now complete.
    Posted February 24th, 2010 at 1:01 PM by BeachBoy BeachBoy is offline
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    Lucy Lu's Avatar
    Lol, that was probably a good story.
    Posted February 24th, 2010 at 9:08 PM by Lucy Lu Lucy Lu is offline

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