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It's now time for another installment of my Guilty Pleasures series, where I talk about the things where it's wrong to do, but you can't stop yourself.
Grand Theft Auto IV and its two chapter add-ons The Lost and Damned and the Ballad of Gay Tony, is one of my favorite games of all time. I consider it to be one of the best games of all time, but that's just me. The landscape of Liberty City is so huge that there are still a few places in the game that I have not yet discovered, plus it's always fun to cause havoc by killing people, jacking cars, getting into gunfights with gangs and the police and just being totally evil. There was one thing that really bugged me about GTA IV, the cops respond to just about anything bad you do, but it does keep you alert and on your toes too.
However, there's one thing I love doing in that game that makes this one of my guilty pleasures: Killing myself!!
I always get a kick when I kill myself whether it's from accidental or deliberate. Most of the time it's deliberate. I get a twisted kick out of blowing myself up with grenades, sticky bombs, driving in cars and getting blown up, getting run over by a fast car, leaping out of helicopters without a parachute, parachuting to the ground from high in the sky and releasing it and many other methods of madness.
However, there are funny moments where I ended up killing myself that I didn't expect. I remember this one time I was fleeing from the cops and they made me crash hard and I crashed through the car's windshield. As I was getting back up and tried to make my escape, a speeding cop car came out of nowhere and ran me over real good! I mean, the cop car just flattened me like a pancake!! Too bad I had no way of recording that. I would have put that up on the Internet.
Another funny moment where I killed myself was in the Ballad of Gay Tony. I was speeding along a long stretch of highway when I saw a traffic jam. I hit the brakes and tried to get to the side of the road where the lane there was open, but I hit something and I flew out of the car via the windshield. The car still had some speed left in it and without a driver, it careened towards me. All of a sudden, my car just ran me over! I got ran over by my own car! I never laughed so hard.
Grand Theft Auto IV and its two chapter add-ons The Lost and Damned and the Ballad of Gay Tony, is one of my favorite games of all time. I consider it to be one of the best games of all time, but that's just me. The landscape of Liberty City is so huge that there are still a few places in the game that I have not yet discovered, plus it's always fun to cause havoc by killing people, jacking cars, getting into gunfights with gangs and the police and just being totally evil. There was one thing that really bugged me about GTA IV, the cops respond to just about anything bad you do, but it does keep you alert and on your toes too.
However, there's one thing I love doing in that game that makes this one of my guilty pleasures: Killing myself!!
I always get a kick when I kill myself whether it's from accidental or deliberate. Most of the time it's deliberate. I get a twisted kick out of blowing myself up with grenades, sticky bombs, driving in cars and getting blown up, getting run over by a fast car, leaping out of helicopters without a parachute, parachuting to the ground from high in the sky and releasing it and many other methods of madness.
However, there are funny moments where I ended up killing myself that I didn't expect. I remember this one time I was fleeing from the cops and they made me crash hard and I crashed through the car's windshield. As I was getting back up and tried to make my escape, a speeding cop car came out of nowhere and ran me over real good! I mean, the cop car just flattened me like a pancake!! Too bad I had no way of recording that. I would have put that up on the Internet.
Another funny moment where I killed myself was in the Ballad of Gay Tony. I was speeding along a long stretch of highway when I saw a traffic jam. I hit the brakes and tried to get to the side of the road where the lane there was open, but I hit something and I flew out of the car via the windshield. The car still had some speed left in it and without a driver, it careened towards me. All of a sudden, my car just ran me over! I got ran over by my own car! I never laughed so hard.