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I wanna be the very best, like no-one ever was...

Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 6:18 PM by I Laugh at your Misfortune!
Updated April 11th, 2010 at 4:16 PM by I Laugh at your Misfortune!

If you don't know what the title's from, why the hell are you here? Anyway, I just realised recently that I should blog moar :D So, I decided that I will now blog whenever the urge strikes me, without even considering whether people want to hear it (which they probably don't)

Anyway, I was just cruising Youtube when I stumbled across a little collection of all the opening themes and I thought "hmm, maybe people will care what I think about these. Actually, they won't, but let's tell them anyway." So here is what I think about all of the theme songs for no reason other than that I'm bored. If you want to actually get what I'm talking about, the video might be helpful.

1 - Pokemon Theme

Yeah, that's what the first one was called. Anyway, this one has all of the awesome nostalgia that you'd expect, but it's actually a great opening in its own right as well. Something I noticed though - there's one short bit where a few of the Pokemon are being carried by flying Pokemon. Pikachu is riding Pidgeotto (fair enough) Bulbasuar is holding onto Butterfree with its vines (fine) and ZUBAT is somehow carrying SQUIRTLE with its nonexistant legs. Seriously, just watch it and you'll see what I mean. So, this is awesome, but a little odd.

8.5/10 for sheer nostalgic goodness

2 - Pokemon World

Ah, yet more nostalgia. Less than the original, but its still there. However there are some pros and cons to this theme. Here's a con - Ritchie's in it. Yeah. Not so cool now, is it? Here's another - Tracy has of course replaced Brock in it. That would basically make it irredeemable if we didn't get Giovanni in it :D Seriously, he probably spends more time in the opening than he has in all of his anime appearances added together. Also, Meowth looks hilarious when you first see him in this theme. Watch and you'll see what I mean.

8/10 for a mixed bag

3 - Pokemon Johto

This one is my personal favourite. The theme is so damn catchy and, well, its aweome. And yes, I know I say awesome too much. Anyway, I just noticed something a little odd. There's the scene where the trio are running down a path, while Sentret run alongside them, before springing up onto their tails. However, you can see, briefly, something in the background, on the other side of the path, that looks distinctly like a Bonsly. Check it out yourself. Either way, this theme is just amazing and the video is pretty nifty too.

9.5/10 for being pure chocolate coated awesome

4 - Born to be a Winner

This theme can be summed up in one word - meh. It's just....recycled...and dull...and annoying...blargh. it doesn't even have any video oddities for me to point out. What an utter disappointment.

6/10 for being so incredibly mediocre

5 - Believe in Me

Y'know what's weird? I used to HATE this song. I hated it worse than Born to be a Winner. But now, I can't see why. It's an awesome song and the video is decent, especially one short clip demonstrating that Charard can fly at about the same speed Kingler can scuttle sideways. Ironically, the line "You'll never see us run away from a fight" plays as TR are shown, legging it the hell away from Delibird. Oh, and we get to see Farfetch'd though it is very much in the background. So overall, a great opening.

9/10 for being super special awesome

6 - I Wanna be a hero

Another epic opening. For example, at the very beginning, Treecko pulls off a Quick Attack against Vigolroth that is SO hard, they both fly so high into the sky that you can't see them. Overkill, yeah, but awesome overkill. This actually contains a few funny moments - Brock looking terrified as he flees a falling cave and Meowth's face. Oh, Meowth's face.

8.5/10 for being hilarity set to music

7 - This Dream

This is another that I used to hate. Unlike Believe in Me, though, i still don't really like it much. I just no longer want to set it on fire and laugh as it screams in pain. Like, its decent and Pikachu actually get's a rare moment where it looks cute again. Oh, and there's the little electric guitar riff that just happens to coincide with Medicham bobbing its head. It completely looks like its dancing like an idiot Ah well, its acceptable, but no more than that.

6.5/10 for being all silly and annoying

8 - Unbeatable

Ah, now this one is catchy. It's also quite long, but that's a good thing. I also like how Ash defies physics at the end to pull off that oh-so-common video game move - the double jump. The scenes they chose are pretty cool as well, especially the kinda epic ones of the masses of Pokemon. The song is just...well, I can't stop singing it now. It's that damn catchy. D:

8/10 for being TOO catchy

9 - Battle Frontier

This one is quite short, quite upbeat and it WOULD be quite nice...if I could stand the singer. I'm sorry, but he just sounds so incredibly nasal, especially right at the beginning. And on top of that, they duped me into thinking someone would finally remember Pidgeot. So, yeah, this was only ok by my standards.

7/10 for that singer

10 - Diamond and Pearl

For some reason, this seems to be hated by the fandom. Its also noticeably the closest to being a rap. Personally, I don't mind it. They kinda went overboard with trying to be 'cool' and it backfired, but it wasn't completely horrific and the video was at least pretty cool. Still, I can't rate it too highly because...well, it kinda sucks.

6.5/10 for being slightly okay

11 - We will be Heroes

This opening broke two records - it was the first to be sung by a solo female and was the first to include the credits. Both of these actually gave it a slightly more classy feel, if you know what I mean and it added a slight sense of maturity. Ironically, when the song goes "forever friends" we are treated to a shot of TR XD Anyway, I like this overall, except for one thing...the singer says "choo" instead of "you". Seriously, she does.

8/10 for being all grown up

12 - ~Battle Cry~ (Stand Up!)

This is a mixed theme for me. I really like the actual song and the video, despite being recycled, fits nicely. For example "Be brave" show us Buizel facing down Steelix and "if we come together as one" is followed by a shot of Aaron and Lucario. Unfortunately, they kinda messed up when they juxtaposed "We're friends for life" with Meowth getting pwned by Purugly. And then, there is the horrific ending. You knw what I mean. I just feel bad for Staravia and Grotle. Has Ash forgotten them or something? What a douche.

7/10 for a great theme ruined by its ending.

....welll, that's me all blogged out. I'll leave you with one more random little screenshot before I go:

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  1. Old Comment
    Bebop's Avatar
    If you feel like burning your ears, listen to Lightning, Aegis, and I singing the Pokemon theme (badly) the last night we were together earlier this year:

    We start singing about half-way in. The first half is just us being sad about leaving the next day. XD;
    Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 6:23 PM by Bebop Bebop is online now
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    bgt's Avatar
    Right... Dub themes fail horribly.

    Raw Op/ED destroys them for the most part. well, apart from counting song and a few minor others.
    Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 6:50 PM by bgt bgt is offline
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    sasuneuchiha's Avatar
    You don't like This Dream? Well, not gonna deny your opinion...the only reason I like it is because I like the character of May and she's more in this one than the others in my opinion. I've never really liked any of the D&P ones just cause they seem...old now. Pokemon Theme tops my charts right now 'cause of the League in slls's just fits. I like the Battle Frontier 'cause it proves that Legendary pokemon can easily destroy even with type disadvantage and cheap tactics against then...and the Pikachu is still worth something. I hate D&P for similar reasons. Pikachu is RARELY used. Pikachu brought me to Pokemon and its my fave...thus why I use one in half the games I play.
    Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 6:52 PM by sasuneuchiha sasuneuchiha is offline
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    Tch, Born to a be a Winner pwns your sorry ass. Don't feel so threatened~
    Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 7:18 PM by ShinjisLover ShinjisLover is offline
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    Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 8:37 PM by Her Her is online now
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    Misheard Whisper's Avatar
    Ausadriel, you guys are almost as bad as me! Can I come with you next time?


    the singer says "choo" instead of "you". Seriously, she does.
    I know. It's a staple of modern music. They're trying to keep up, like they did with the rap. Nevertheless, my favourite opening.
    Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 8:49 PM by Misheard Whisper Misheard Whisper is offline
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    Buoysel's Avatar
    I agree, Born to be a winner is better than you rated it, but It was fun going through and spotting the tings you point out. and for that all I have to say is LMAO.
    Posted August 2nd, 2009 at 9:54 PM by Buoysel Buoysel is offline
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    I Laugh at your Misfortune!'s Avatar
    Originally Posted by Ausaudriel View Comment
    If you feel like burning your ears, listen to Lightning, Aegis, and I singing the Pokemon theme (badly) the last night we were together earlier this year:

    We start singing about half-way in. The first half is just us being sad about leaving the next day. XD;
    What's most worrying is that the username is "9inchfabulous"

    oh dear god.
    Posted August 3rd, 2009 at 3:22 PM by I Laugh at your Misfortune! I Laugh at your Misfortune! is offline

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