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I Am Laziness And So Can You


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I Am Laziness And So Can You

Posted May 6th, 2016 at 10:25 PM by Sir Codin

I'm lazy.

I hate doing things besides play video games, read nonsense, and watch stupid crap. But often I get people asking: "hey, how can you be so lazy???"

Some people think it's easy to be lazy. They're wrong. Being lazy is ironically a real chore. So many things go into the act of laziness and you also have to deal with so much crap that people give you for being lazy that no everyone is able to do it.

Well, I'm here to help you become the ultimate slacker. Here are some Do's and Don'ts for laziness:

1. Don't wake up
This is the easiest form of laziness; just simply sleep all day and don't get out of bed. And yet, it's the best way to be lazy because it shows you're too lazy to even be lazy. So now you're double-lazy. Way to go!

2. Don't do anything
Next time you do something, ask yourself: "is it really worth the effort?" I know, I felt stupid all those times I answered "yes" too.


Anyway that's it for now. I'll post more tips....eventually.

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    I feel I have been enlightened.
    Posted May 7th, 2016 at 1:49 AM by gimmepie gimmepie is offline
 

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