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This entry contains JUSTICE (Part I)

Posted February 19th, 2009 at 3:15 PM by Alter Ego
Updated February 19th, 2009 at 3:27 PM by Alter Ego

THERE, LUKE! I POSTED IT! HAPPY NOW?! Dx

So yeah, seeing as how Phoenix Wright has reached the end of his attorney's career and his successor couldn't object his way out of a paper bag - not that a certain music-obsessed prosecutor could ever prosecute him into it - I and Luke decided to take a stand for the future of quality courthouse drama. All of the below falls under our copyright; violators shall be prosecuted and cross-examined without mercy.

Luke says:
You're so susceptible to reverse psychology
Luke says:
Yeah, I'm working on a post right now
Alter Ego says:
Likewise
Alter Ego says:
and I will reversal your reverse psychology with THIS EVIDENCE
Alter Ego says:
*shot*
Luke says:
OBJECTION
Alter Ego says:
HOLD IT!
Alter Ego says:
there's a PENALTY involved for objecting here
Alter Ego says:
and I'm sorry to say that I'm the prosecution
Alter Ego says:
so obviously penalties only apply to you
Alter Ego says:
*penalizes*
Luke says:
SURPRISE WITNESS
Luke says:
DUN DUN DUN
Alter Ego says:
HOLD IT
Luke says:
YOU PROSECUTOR WERE THE ONE THAT KILLED THE VICTIM
Alter Ego says:
OBJECTION!
Luke says:
AS EVIDENCED BY THIS NOTE THAT SAYS
Luke says:
"I DID -PROSECUTOR"
Alter Ego says:
OBJECTION
Alter Ego says:
the defense is a notorious forger
Alter Ego says:
obviously, this note is another piece of his handiwork
Luke says:
;0;
Alter Ego says:
can you provide any concrete *evidence* to back your fanficul tale?
Alter Ego says:
*fanciful
Hobo Luke says:
«I finds ultimate protege to take down prosecutor who got his license taken away
Alter Ego says:
OBJECTION!
Alter Ego says:
I poisoned the protege already, but you can't prove it
Hobo Luke says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Hobo Luke says:
;0l
Hobo Luke says:
;0;
Alter Ego says:
*insert standard you-can't-prove-it villain gloating here*
Hobo Luke says:
*appearance of person who forged letter* He hired me to do it and I have the receipt right here. I'm sure you can find his fingerprints on it
Alter Ego says:
OBJECTION
Alter Ego says:
the fingerprints
Alter Ego says:
are obviously a forgery
Alter Ego says:
after all, as I'm sure your honor and the defense can plainly see,
Alter Ego says:
I am WEARING GLOVES
Alter Ego says:
(imagine colored font)
Alter Ego says:
and I have worn these same gloves constantly from until five years before the alleged purchase
Alter Ego says:
as proven by this doctor's statement
Alter Ego says:
*smug tutting*
Alter Ego says:
Really now, has this farse not going on for long enough?
Hobo Luke says:
TWIN BROTHER! YOU DID IT
Alter Ego says:
It is plainly obvious that the accussed comitted this crime
Hobo Luke says:
I REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID TO BE
Another Face says:
USE THIS EVIDENCE AND MAKE SURE HOBO LUKE USES IT
Alter Ego says:
Think carefully, now Another Face
Alter Ego says:
you have an awful lot to lose on going down this path
Alter Ego says:
think of your career
Another Face says:
My career means nothing
Another Face says:
When it means ruining the career of another
Alter Ego says:
Tsk, and here I thought you had come so far
Alter Ego says:
but STILL
Alter Ego says:
your spontaneous outburst changes nothing
Alter Ego says:
in a court of law, only EVIDENCE matters
Alter Ego says:
so show me
Alter Ego says:
show me evidence that I would have removed these gloves
Another Face says:
Brother, I used to record our conversations together
Another Face says:
And this one comes from that day
Alter Ego says:
*flinch*
Alter Ego says:
OBJECTION!
Alter Ego says:
This recording is not relevant to the case!
Another Face says:
"Brother, can you take these gloves to the dry cleaner for me. I'll pick them up in three days. Yes, the 26th. Yeah, it's the 23rd. Be more attentive to details Another!"

((Will a recorded conversation from the distant past shed light on a trial in the present? Read the next exciting installment and find out!))
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