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Guinea Pigs

Posted January 14th, 2011 at 4:17 AM by Alternative

No, I don't mean the ones you keep in a cage and feed every day, but the ones you use when you're trying to test something, like a new type of drug or something.

Today I'd like to tell you a little story, about a show that was on TV, which my sister just happened to be watching. As far as I know, it's about a girl who goes to a boarding school and she has all these little friends and stuff.

Anyway, there's this one girl who attends this school on the show who is a science nerd and likes to carry out various experiments each episode. Today she tried using cross-examination or something to cross the DNA of the Banana and Apple to make a tree, known as the Banapple tree, where she would grow her own Banapples. Things got a little down from there from birds trying to eat the Banapples, so she came up with a solution. A scarecrow that shoots lasers and kills anything that touches the tree. Some guy comes along and sees what she is doing with the scarecrow, and so she shows him. He lends her his hat, and throws it on the tree so the scarecrow can zap it. This hat is an example of the term "guinea pig".

Later, when these Banapples had fully grown, she had figured out a problem with them, that the juices contained within the fruit are dangerously acidic, and would burn through anything it touches. She finds a random bike that was just conveniently placed there, and burns the bike seat off with the juices. Another example of the "guinea pig".

Long story short, I'm looking to start up a profile design shop here and need a guinea pig so I can test the profiles. I would do it myself, but as you may or may not know about the Prettiest Profile Contest, I can't change my profile until it's over, so this would only be for a short period of time.
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    Maraala's Avatar
    I would gladly help out with profiles, but I'm in the PPC too...

    I will gladly do it in the future though
    Posted January 14th, 2011 at 5:06 AM by Maraala Maraala is offline