dear diary

Dear Diary,

Today was a very bad day for me. I tripped over a phone cord in gym class and fell into someone's feet, then I made them trip into a pile of basketballs. The teacher saw it and got all mad at me, so she started throwing big basketballs towards me and cussed out some naughty british words.


Bloody hell !

I told her to shut up and I kicked her in the shin. She got so mad and red so she picked me up by my foot and threw me at the ceiling. Then I got stuck on one of those dangling lights that were on the high ceiling.

Must of been a shock for you. Since teachers dont often do that when provoked.

To make it even worse, the light fell from the ceiling and onto the angry teacher's head. She was furious by then, so she went to the parking lot, started up her car, rammed into the gym, and practically drove on top of me like five times. Of course, I wasn't gonna let some angry old hag do that to me, so I took off one of the tires to the car and shoved it down her throat.

Heh good for you, you show that power abuser!

She started... well, she tried to yell at me, but all I could hear was mumbling. The tire was way too big for her to swallow, so I gave her a glass of water for her to wash it down with the tire. She swallowed it okay, but after she swallowed it, her stomach was as round as a watermelon. @_@ She tried to run for me, but she tripped over and started rolling across the gym floor. Well, its not every day you see your gym teacher just roll across the room.

I know, it must of been quite the scene.

I started to get another idea. I started up the car and drove on top of her poor and circular body. She got so mad, she nearly pooped out the tire. Then, I threw the car onto the teacher, and she gave up.

I should think she did give up, good for you for not backing down.

She later got suspended and arrested from the school for child abuse.

Yeah i got done for this too a few years back.

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