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To The Staff Member Who Deleted My VM

Posted July 23rd, 2011 at 5:38 PM by Shining Raichu
Updated July 24th, 2011 at 6:37 AM by Shining Raichu
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I don’t know who you are, or where you live, but I will find out. And when I do find out, you should be careful – really careful. Because if there are two things in this world I will not tolerate, they are censorship and discrimination. I belong to a very small group of like-minded people, and we all agree that your bigotry toward our kind is completely unacceptable, and you should know that we are seriously considering legal action against both this site and you personally – whoever you may be.

For those of you who don’t understand what I’m talking about, here is the story:

I was having a VM conversation with user Landorus and I revealed something to him that was very personal to me, yet also affected him. I guess there is no use in hiding it from you all - that would be counterproductive to myself and my people, who are so incredibly tired of having to hide who we really are. I told Landorus that I had engaged in acts of an intimate nature – acts that this as-yet anonymous staff member feels are not societally tolerable - with his mother’s Sigilyph.

No, the word Sigilyph was not innuendo for anything. We are talking about a real Pokémon #561 Sigilyph.

I remember the evening well. I was staying at Landorus’s house overnight, as I do so often. We were watching TV, the four of us – me, Landorus, his mother and her Sigilyph (Siggy, to me) – when Landorus and his mother left to go and pick up the pizza we had ordered. It’s cheaper to pick up the pizza than to have it delivered, you see, and these are economically tough times in which we live. So this left Siggy and I alone in the house. Our eyes met across the room and the feelings that took over my body caught me by surprise. I had looked at him so many times before but never really seen him, you know? Here is a picture to help you all visualise, because I honestly cannot fathom how so few people find this creature as erotically charging as I do.

Just look at the beautiful the way the colours are draped across his body, the pale blue at the tips of its fingered wings – those wings that did things to me not only hormonally, but also, it seems spiritually. I get shivers just looking at its stunning shapely form... but I digress. Needless to say, in that moment that our eyes met we fell in love, and the sweet love we made that night still radiates through me as I write. I knew in that moment that this would not just be a fling – not just a one-night indiscretion. Our love is deep, and it’s real.

So you can imagine my mortification when I woke up this morning to this VM from Landorus:

Inappropriate? How can love be inappropriate? I turned to Siggy, who stayed over at my place last night, and he agreed that this was wrong. This is plain bigotry, and it has no place in 2011.

So who do you think you are, sir/madam? Who do you think you are to tell me that my love is disgusting? It is nothing if not beautiful and natural. Siggy was a willing participant in the events that happened that night (and on many occasions since), and it is not for you or anybody else to tell me that the way we feel about each other is, as you say, ‘Inappropriate’. I challenge you to reveal yourself. Come and fight me like a man (or woman). You will not win. Why, you ask?

Because I have a flying boyfriend with psychic powers... and he is incredibly protective of me.


To those of you out there who are like me, I encourage you to step forward. We must no longer hide in the dark. For when we do, they win.

It should be noted that like the VM in question, this blog is a joke. Love you long time, staff! Call me!
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  1. Old Comment
    Overlord Drakow's Avatar
    Originally Posted by TwilightBlade View Comment
    I'm incredibly protective of my younger members! There are some words you should not say. Although your relationship is very beautiful, so wonderful that you share it with the community, keep it off the boards, okies? Sorry if I upset you. I reported your VM. :(

    /being serious in a non serious blog post
    Posted August 6th, 2011 at 6:56 AM by Overlord Drakow Overlord Drakow is offline
    Updated August 6th, 2011 at 12:29 PM by Overlord Drakow
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    LightOfTruth's Avatar
    I hope PC doesn't censer as that will drive people away from the website
    Posted August 9th, 2011 at 12:43 PM by LightOfTruth LightOfTruth is offline
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    Overlord Drakow's Avatar
    Hope leads to disappointment.
    Posted August 10th, 2011 at 2:09 AM by Overlord Drakow Overlord Drakow is offline
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    Celestial Daze's Avatar
    I lolled hard when I read this,keep up like this
    Posted November 21st, 2011 at 3:10 PM by Celestial Daze Celestial Daze is offline
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    BeachBoy's Avatar
    this is grand ahahhaaha
    Posted February 8th, 2013 at 5:52 AM by BeachBoy BeachBoy is offline

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